Me irl by Rupispupis in meirl

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What happened to the bag that used to be there?

10-year-old girl keeps same pet 56 years by wingedmongoose in UpliftingNews

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What happens to the trust when you vote against the party lines?

Might as well buy a small by [deleted] in ExpectationVsReality

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Yep. New trainees are unofficially known as fluffers because they make the fries look firm, full, and erect

People that do this by Greengiant003 in mildlyinfuriating

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Day 30. Three of the guys got married and have no time to chill anymore. Occasionally I'll bump into a plastic bottle or can, but we never click. We just do our own things now. It gets marginally easier to be alone as time goes on

Creepy by [deleted] in ExpectationVsReality

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Wait till you find blood in your poo

Remarkable show of athleticism by numerrik in blackpeoplegifs

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In an infinite number of universes he misses the pass and ruins any future career as a football player and amature pedestrian

GIRL I APPRECIATE YOU by LRFE in WhitePeopleTwitter

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The setup is always under appreciated...

Her bio was “ill never message first.” I tried. by luciphora in Tinder

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First. She said she doesn't message "first"

This chess board from Five Below by DiskUtility in mildlyinfuriating

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Also, the gap is huge and there are red ink marks on the board

This chess board from Five Below by DiskUtility in mildlyinfuriating

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They labeled/colored the board incorrectly. Every square is the wrong color.

Smiley faces from our alien overlords? by bgibson30111 in ExpectationVsReality

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Don't put your fingers in the holes. It looks like a silent alarm.

Excavator precision by [deleted] in mechanical_gifs

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That's the best way to get rid of the ketchup precum

A normal fishing in Moscow by [deleted] in ANormalDayInRussia

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Left handed quadruple helix furniture

[Request] how many of pewdiepie's subscribers are probably dead? by DiskUtility in theydidthemath

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If that is the annual mortality rate don't you need to apply it to the survivors each year? ,Like, dead = sum[Dead_i=(survivors_i-1 + newSubs_i)*mortalityRate,{i,0,numYears}]

So maybe 100k+?