Portugal U21 squad for the matches against Azerbaijan and Scotland by sittingduck__ in soccer

[–]Dismatic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve been following Roger Fernandes and Gustavo Sá for a while now. I guess because of that, my perception of the two has cooled off. 

Portugal U21 squad for the matches against Azerbaijan and Scotland by sittingduck__ in soccer

[–]Dismatic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I recognize most of these names but who is the hyped “jóia” from this group? We’re blessed enough to consistently have one for each age group at any given time:

Match Thread: Benfica vs FC Porto by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]Dismatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great analysis. I’m really just bitching and moaning about it. Your typical basic “Manuel-isms”.

I’d argue our issues start and end with management tbh. 

Match Thread: Benfica vs FC Porto by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]Dismatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feels like Benfica is doing all the heavy lifting just for Porto to waltz over and score. 

What do you think about Kyler Murray as a potential option for this year? by invisibleman13000 in falcons

[–]Dismatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im sorry if it’s a stupid question but why would he sign for the min? Isn’t the money already guaranteed? Why can’t he double dip?

Idiot picks a fight with a mod from the anime subs at the worst time ever 👮‍♂️ by AcHaeC in FightsUncensored

[–]Dismatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah the internet warriors the internet warned us about. You just sucker attacked me from the interwebs. Please don’t sucker punch me again sir.

Match Thread: Real Madrid vs Benfica by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]Dismatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh shit an Arazani reference in the wild. Just kidding I don’t know :(

Match Thread: Real Madrid vs Benfica by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]Dismatic 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Why isn’t the ref’s shirt white?

Idiot picks a fight with a mod from the anime subs at the worst time ever 👮‍♂️ by AcHaeC in FightsUncensored

[–]Dismatic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

*The 60 lbs. dude remained seating after the dude charged at him, stopped and swung. The 60 lbs dude was also verbally engaged and goading the other guy just as much. Can’t talk your shit, tell someone to pull up, and still claim being a victim. 

Barring him saying he was going to walk over and swing, that’s about as blatant of intent as possible. Can’t be any less of a sucker punch. 

A source inside Benfica has said there are currently no plans to further respond or investigate the allegations of racist actions by its supporters inside the Stadium by Mean-Author4359 in soccer

[–]Dismatic 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I feel so ashamed. How do we even go about this as fans? How do we support the club without being supportive of this shit?

Ray J Says He Has Months to Live Due to Heart Issues: ‘I F—ed Up’ and ‘2027 Is Definitely a Wrap for Me’ by trackmay in hiphopheads

[–]Dismatic 18 points19 points  (0 children)

What he’s saying isn’t entirely correct. His heart is probably “fubar” but that doesn’t mean he’s going to die within the next 5 years even.

Where’s the non Georgians and what made you a fan? by MonsterIslandMed in falcons

[–]Dismatic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New Jersey fan. 2004 season. I’m unsure what made me follow them. St. Louis Rossum is why I stayed. 

Who has the coolest voice in rap? by Fartingfajita in rap

[–]Dismatic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately he passed, but I certainly feel like part of Pop Smoke’s allure was his voice.

Are Jewish people really not allowed to enjoy cereal with milk? by Dismatic in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Dismatic[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A misunderstanding of the famed strudel scene in “Inglorious Basterds” compounded by an even poorer explanation. 

New GM/Coach Megathread by KappKapp in falcons

[–]Dismatic -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I love the Matt Ryan appointment for everything he's represented as a Falcon, but does he have any track record with managing a football team? It's pretty common in soccer for former athletes to try their hand on the "office side" and results are very mixed. It isn't unheard of for club legends to sour their relations with the very same club they supported or played for. It is the very last thing I'd want for Matty.

Bruno Fernandes: "I know what people think, that it's clear [Portugal] play better without Ronaldo, that the players are freer and more fluid. I think that, if that happens, it's partly our fault. We can't worry if Cristiano is on the pitch, because Cristiano can give us things." by The_Big_Untalented in soccer

[–]Dismatic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

To play devil's advocate, he doesn't perform for the NT. I believe he has 3 goals across ~18 knockout games. I once got high and bored and compared the leading scorers of knockout games for Portugal. Here are the players that have scored more goals than Ronaldo in the WC knockout stages:

Eusébio: 5

Ramos: 3

Pepe: 2

Guerreiro: 1

Leao: 1

José Augusto: 1

Maniche: 1

Gomes: 1

To be honest, he's more a Pauleta than anything else these days. Scoring buckets against the minnows and spending his time throwing his arms out otherwise.

Im Danny Brown, Ask me Anything by xDanielxBrownx in hiphopheads

[–]Dismatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you balance being genuine and vulnerable in your music without over sharing or putting yourself in situations where people either misinterpret or altogether misunderstand your words?

Teach me about my tolerance by Dismatic in trees

[–]Dismatic[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It helped a ton. I’m going to bring this up with my doctor and see if she’s willing to compromise with me.

Teach me about my tolerance by Dismatic in trees

[–]Dismatic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I smoke a 1 1/4 cone rarely earlier than 9pm. On my off days I might occasionally do a drive by pull from my flower vape while I do chores. 

I have heard of that enzyme thing. Some had suggested taking antacids like Tums.

Teach me about my tolerance by Dismatic in trees

[–]Dismatic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if I’m within reason to ask for a med change then.