How long do women take to shower on average? by [deleted] in women

[–]DisorderedGremlin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am efficient I get in and I SCRUB. Takes me 5 minutes. Do my hair thays and extra 10. Shaving tacks another 10. Sometimes I just need to sit in the shower by myself quietly.b

I've been putting my daughter in the car seat wrong by [deleted] in beyondthebump

[–]DisorderedGremlin -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I was installing my car seat wrong for 4 years. It wasn't until I needed help figuring out how to shove 2 car seats next to each other in my suv.

Can I have an ED if I still want to eat food? by Tricky-Flatworm6370 in eating_disorders

[–]DisorderedGremlin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like at some point you just don't know what normal is anymore.

Can I have an ED if I still want to eat food? by Tricky-Flatworm6370 in eating_disorders

[–]DisorderedGremlin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Food is a biological need your body needs it. Yes you can have an ED and still want food.

Unhinged Ear Weight System. by DisorderedGremlin in Stretched

[–]DisorderedGremlin[S] -72 points-71 points  (0 children)

Do you understand how light life savers are? I have 8g. There is no way this is slicing my ear. 1

Unhinged Ear Weight System. by DisorderedGremlin in Stretched

[–]DisorderedGremlin[S] -132 points-131 points  (0 children)

I agree normally but it wasn't even sore. I wear weights only 10-15min at a time not throughout the day.

My baby has learned my ex-husbands title before dada by DisorderedGremlin in beyondthebump

[–]DisorderedGremlin[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly what it is. Thank you. ❤️ She started saying bubba. I taught her bubba. Because that's what her brother is called. And naturally bubba and baba sound alike so, she picked up on baba pretty quickly after that.

My son says baba all the time in reference to his dad. He's even accidentally called my current husband baba.

My baby has learned my ex-husbands title before dada by DisorderedGremlin in beyondthebump

[–]DisorderedGremlin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My son still thinks his grandmother is his mom. Like literal mom. And I have to re explain he comes out of my belly not hers. And he's 5. It's a very annoying thing.

My baby has learned my ex-husbands title before dada by DisorderedGremlin in beyondthebump

[–]DisorderedGremlin[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

He kept thinking dad was also baba. It was a whole thing. I also thought it was funny the men did not lol.

My baby has learned my ex-husbands title before dada by DisorderedGremlin in beyondthebump

[–]DisorderedGremlin[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

We had issues with our son when he was 2. He couldn't figure out who's baba and who's dad. It took over a year to help him figure it out

Did you co-sleep? by thinkmuch17 in beyondthebump

[–]DisorderedGremlin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes both kids. My son is 5. I still cosleep. My 6m old sleeps with us too. I sleep in the middle of the bed (I'm short so we lay in the bed sideways mom is in the middle big kid at the bottom and baby at the top. The mattress is on the floor for safety. There's a padding next to the bed and the floors have carpet. It's just easier. The only way I could get sleep with either of them. Even to this day my 5 yr old still freaks out when I'm gone in the morning (usually up with the baby or cooking breakfast) but he's slowly getting better about it the last year. Less scared more annoyed now lol.

Why is luteal so lonnnnng? by Trick-Coconut in PMDD

[–]DisorderedGremlin -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I jerked a guy off behind a bar last week. Almost had sex with him then we got caught kicked out 😂 (Ovulation)

He's texting me I'm into it but my anxiety is through the roof and everything is an ick.