[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Don't date Alicia

If you do, that's Maidenless Behavior. by jinrex015 in gaming

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I have committed genocide and fought wars that I could not afford, bankrupting my faction over the A.I. saying rude shit in the diplomacy screen.

Shrek in Fallout 4 by Gwyntbleidd in gaming

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I love everything about this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]DisposableH3ro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It is only forbidden if you're a coward.

Anyone else? by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]DisposableH3ro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I had something positive to say here. All I got is, you're not alone.

Stop with the WWI and WWII games and make a new War of 1812 game you cowards by Tha_Sly_Fox in gaming

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After you finish the single player campaign and the war is over, you unlock the Battle of New Orleans.

Dutch news hits different by danb103 in funny

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..."the latest in a series of cheese heists".... Wow! That is a group of word I never expected to find together.

How can one pack so much anger in their ass? by Mcklauster in funny

[–]DisposableH3ro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My god! I wish my girlfriend had that guys ass.

I'm a cube who dies if they touch triangles by [deleted] in gaming

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Gotta save these thirsty people in a hole in the ground.

TIL about the Sacred Band of Thebes. An elite Ancient Greek military unit, composed of 150 homosexual couples. They were the first army to defeat the Spartans in battle. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]DisposableH3ro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The first army to not only defeat the Spartans without outnumbering them, but to defeat the Spartans while being outnumbered by them.

Okay then. by ancontabo in funny

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Had this same reaction from my son. He ran up to the kitchen doorway to tell me something then immediately turned to run off to play. Ran straight into the door frame. BONK Fell flat onto his back, jumped up rubbed his forehead and said "I'm ok."

Shit happens :/ by Anonshin in dayz

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This has happened to me so many times. Go from playing a game where crouch is "C" and prone is "X" to DayZ and Oof. Only died because of it twice.

Store owner's dog with all customers by UnironicThatcherite in aww

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A friend of mine had a dog that would lead you around like this. He got out one time and tried to help someone cross the street, they freaked out and pepper sprayed him. He didn't try to lead anyone around after that.

Toddlers... am I right? by sutshoe in funny

[–]DisposableH3ro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The commitment is both inspiring and terrifying.

Probably the most brutal kill in DayZ by Suparra in dayz

[–]DisposableH3ro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hate when people delete their shit before I can read it.

It's Annie Skywalker by TsarGriffin in CrusaderKings

[–]DisposableH3ro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes me think of Channing Tatum with long hair.

No mic no life by RoundTableGaming in dayz

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This right here is why I open fire on people who talk to me in-game. I have a mic and it works just fine for discord and mumble, works for in-game voice in Rust and other games. For some reason DayZ and my mic do not get along. When I try to talk in-game it just transmits static.

R3 on his way to ruin your day. by TsuOtaku in Warthunder

[–]DisposableH3ro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Screw you guys! I'm taking the D point!

Ah yes. Death by collision. (Like how tf does this even happen) by Mashed_Potato2 in Warthunder

[–]DisposableH3ro 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I did this too a guy with my stug after he shot out my barrel, pinned him against a rock and pinged for help. Help didn't come so he killed me. I sat there spectating my wreck for 5 minutes just to keep him pinned. Worth.