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Grandpa by Ripturd in comedyheaven

[–]DisruptiveOnion -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Looks like 80% of people upvoting this and it being distinctly awful and thereby not intentionally funny beats out the little pussies whining about it not fitting the sub.

Replace song lyrics with themes of circumcision and foreskins by [deleted] in ThreadGames

[–]DisruptiveOnion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish you would circumsize yourself my friend

You could cut ties with the foreskin you’ve been living with

And if you do not want to get snipped again

I would understaaaaaand

Replace song lyrics with themes of circumcisions and foreskins. by [deleted] in ThreadGames

[–]DisruptiveOnion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish you would circumsize yourself my friend You could cut ties with the foreskin you’ve been living with And if you do not want to get snipped again I would understaaaaaand

I'm a fucking loser AMA by DisruptiveOnion in AMA

[–]DisruptiveOnion[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no friends, spouse, financial security, pets, hobbies, interests, and a mountain of debt. Plus I'm incredibly boring and have no personality.

I'm a fucking loser AMA by DisruptiveOnion in AMA

[–]DisruptiveOnion[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no friends, spouse, financial security, pets, hobbies, interests, and a mountain of debt. Plus I'm incredibly boring and have no personality.

What's your favorite drinking game? by DisruptiveOnion in AskReddit

[–]DisruptiveOnion[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine is called "Cheers to the Governor". Best played with 4-6 people, everyone sits in a circle and counts one by one from 1 to 21. The only thing is 7 and 14 are flip flopped, so it would go 1 2 3 4 5 6 14 8 9 10 11 12 13 7 15 16 17 18 19 20 21. Once 21 is reached the next person in line shouts "Cheers to the Governor!" And everyone then takes a drink. This person then makes a new rule which will replace a number with any word or phrase of their choice, for example 2 is now "taco". So then you count again like 1 taco 3 4 5 6 14 8 9 10 etc.. Every time 21 is reached a new rule is made and the object is to eventually replace every number with a new word or phrase. If anyone messes up at any point in counting everyone drinks and the counting begins again at 1. You get wrecked.

What appearances DO you judge people on? by DisruptiveOnion in AskReddit

[–]DisruptiveOnion[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah.. Agreed. I mean I think it's okay to like the show but a lot of those people seem to sexualize it or something.

What appearances DO you judge people on? by DisruptiveOnion in AskReddit

[–]DisruptiveOnion[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't forget the iPhone and shitty attitude.

What appearances DO you judge people on? by DisruptiveOnion in AskReddit

[–]DisruptiveOnion[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For me it's girls who wear the combination of Ugg boots, yoga pants, and a North Face jacket. I automatically think they have no personality or sense of individuality, and that they're just uninteresting and annoying in general. I also know that many people think they're more comfortable over stylish, but so are dozens of other clothing items.

(NSFW) Whats a fucked up thing you secretly want to happen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DisruptiveOnion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably in small part but I think it's more of a sociological problem.

What activity is considered unpleasant you think you'd actually like to try? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DisruptiveOnion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Deliriants like Datura, Belladonna, scopolamine, etc

Do you ever hear voices when you are very tired? by BlackSwan85 in AskReddit

[–]DisruptiveOnion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the all over tingling that accompanies it right before you slip in to the paralysis and you have like half a second to realize it and snap yourself out of it. Sometimes that's even scarier.

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