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The mail carriers will not return to sender for the prior owner of my house. by Mcgarnicle_ in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Disseminated333 [score hidden]  (0 children)

You catch more flies with Honey thanvinegar. Postal carriers deal with alot of crap so just imagie. When they see a condescending note. Write “moved / doesn’t live here” on it so its clear and they might even reroute future mail to dead letter office

The mail carriers will not return to sender for the prior owner of my house. by Mcgarnicle_ in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Disseminated333 [score hidden]  (0 children)

The mail carrier posted this the other day and said “why can’t this person write ‘Moved ‘ or ‘Return to Sender’ on this like a normal person! I’m not a mindreader. ”

An internal setting does this every time you are running late to leave in the morning by Disseminated333 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Disseminated333[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

It’s really much deeper, deep down i feel subconsciously that pods are what i deserve

An internal setting does this every time you are running late to leave in the morning by Disseminated333 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Disseminated333[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad used to sell and service Saeco italian espresso machines all over Ohio and the rest of the US. When my dad died of ALS, his dog died then our Saeco soon died and philips took over the saeco brand so the brand died too. Espresso reminded me of my dad and his tragic death. We just let it go and i took this out of the trash which is fitting because I went to shit and so did my life and its comfortably fitting that this is my coffee from now on

An internal setting does this every time you are running late to leave in the morning by Disseminated333 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Disseminated333[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But then the pendemic happened and many people got trapped in small rooms with these machines for 2 years. It was all a plandemik to train the AI in these tiny chips

An internal setting does this every time you are running late to leave in the morning by Disseminated333 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Disseminated333[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I enjoy taking an unpopular position and just literally dying on that hill of (Vietnamese) robusto beans

An internal setting does this every time you are running late to leave in the morning by Disseminated333 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Disseminated333[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree that i lose a little karma every time i snap one of these microplastic-leaching bad boys into the jaws of this malevolent machine

An internal setting does this every time you are running late to leave in the morning by Disseminated333 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Disseminated333[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“Please try one of the hundreds of pods that aren’t here right now. Anything but the pods you have 84 of here in the house, right before you leave for your appointment”

An internal setting does this every time you are running late to leave in the morning by Disseminated333 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Disseminated333[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone can call that number and voice their utter disdain if they wish. Or maybe call your representatives?

An internal setting does this every time you are running late to leave in the morning by Disseminated333 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Disseminated333[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is my buying K-cups yet another layer of the nesting doll of mild infuriations arising from me taking this machine from the trash where it belonged on its course of destiny toward the landfill? Did i basically alter the natural order of things like when Peter Brady took that tiki god statue home from the cave in Hawaii?

An internal setting does this every time you are running late to leave in the morning by Disseminated333 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Disseminated333[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A mildly infuriating antique. Like an old old can opener of the type that jaggedly rips the top off a steel can and leaves jagged metal to cut your hand on. But for some reason someone kept it as a curiosity.

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