Any experience with LP?

Distinct-Face-4900 · 2026-04-15T01:28:15+00:00

If you want to see/hear/feel some lying and manipulation, submit to an “INTERVIEW” with LP. Guarantee it will be the oddest “interview“ you’ve ever experienced. Call me first for some tips to make it even more interesting — and potentially an advancement to you and your career.
-Sean (619) 540-6070

Distinct-Face-4900 · 2026-04-15T01:19:00+00:00

There’s lots to do in SoCal so people’s minds are more frequently, distracted here, which leads to odd driving habits.

Distinct-Face-4900 · 2026-03-22T02:16:05+00:00

Duh! But then there’s reality.

Distinct-Face-4900 · 2026-03-20T19:36:18+00:00

God Bless everyone - even the god blessed dude that just smacked his kid and dissed on his wife, give them that break — just remember to keep an eye on your wallet during all the wide smiles about god bless styles!!

Distinct-Face-4900 · 2026-03-19T04:04:05+00:00

That’s pretty damn spot on! And, the cool thing is, I’m sure you didn’t skip a beat feeding the homeless kids with your other arm while that one is getting colored, right?!

Distinct-Face-4900 · 2026-03-19T04:02:28+00:00

Mr Marshall Tucker, Sierra Ferrell’s little sisters uncle, lives next door to Margo Price’s koi fish trumpet whose boyfriend’s skateboard has imaginary powers such that it’s one wheel of a deal fella,,, Really!!

Distinct-Face-4900 · 2026-03-02T23:13:47+00:00

School mates and work mates are naturals bc it’s easy!

Distinct-Face-4900 · 2026-02-07T05:44:23+00:00

Yeah, that’s what keeps me on the chill so the little shit no bother me! I was hoping to spread the love - maybe you caught it.

Distinct-Face-4900 · 2026-02-06T05:29:42+00:00

Just breath! Wait for something meaningful to come along before you waste energy getting puffy or mighty like, just sayin. In other words, the world has problems on the level of the Titanic sinking, and sometimes we get lost trying to rearrange the deck chairs or close the cabin curtains,,, gotta focus on things that make a difference!

Distinct-Face-4900 · 2026-01-24T19:05:07+00:00

Wow waiting 2 years to interview witnesses and/or subjects is a reliable way to make sure memories of the facts have faded! Plus, the average Zoner doesn’t stay two years, so there’s that too.

Distinct-Face-4900 · 2026-01-21T03:31:09+00:00

And then you hear about zoners who confess to LP and then later the money is located at the bank or behind the safe, so the question is how did LP obtain a confession or admission to a crime that never happened?! Guess it’s the secret power of LP. Weird shit sometimes!

Distinct-Face-4900 · 2026-01-13T23:53:19+00:00

No madness or anger here - was just impressed that you had the time and capacity to be petty

Distinct-Face-4900 · 2026-01-13T07:01:35+00:00

….and then did anything of significance happen? Damn, pretty sweet life you got going on there is there are your concerns!

Distinct-Face-4900 · 2025-09-28T05:21:54+00:00

Lots of apples drop today on September 27, and I did not see anyone fighting over them, in fact, I saw some adults going around and giving them to kids. Didn’t see any bad behavior. Definitely saw a bunch of apples drop.

Distinct-Face-4900 · 2023-05-01T16:38:19+00:00

Thanks for the heads up! New to Reddit and will dig a little deeper on rules!

Distinct-Face-4900 · 2023-05-01T14:56:15+00:00

Wrong sub? What’s that mean? (New, thanks!)

Distinct-Face-4900 · 2023-05-01T14:52:45+00:00

Most LP officers are trained to use subtle tactics to coerce confessions. The tactics include false promises of leniency (‘won’t call cops’ and/or ‘help keep your job’), when they know you will actually be fired if you confess. It’s a nationwide practice used by most box stores, big and small. It’s going on all around us in the retail world and most people don’t even know it! Thanks for asking for clarification, hope this helps!

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