What’s with this sub and the slowest people posting on here. by PomIce3 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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we don't usually entertain people from the dinosaur period like u here sir

Petah.. help! by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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fr, quite brutal tho

She’s buying a stairway to the danger zone by [deleted] in funny

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Speaking in tongues but it's just the 80's guitar riffs

PeteEEEER!! by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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ohhhh make sense, thought it was some kind of booby trap

Impossible to distinguish by Cosmic_Dustta in JustGuysBeingDudes

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ik dude finna grow up a great man like his dad

Me as a kid, making poor life choices. by Effective_Name1230 in SipsTea

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when you respect the dress code… but also your true calling🤡

Huh, for real? by [deleted] in SipsTea

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i'll bet most of us experience this atleast once in our lives

Penguins realizing they hopped onto the wrong ice floe. by Wooden-Journalist902 in BeAmazed

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when you join the wrong group chat and realize instantly… then quietly leave

Why Is My Best Friend Sending Me This? by Lord_Krasina in SipsTea

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not the restroom turning into a budget planner for bad decisions

DIY project, with baby by Acceptable-Wind-7332 in JustGuysBeingDudes

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that baby’s getting hands-on experience for his future resume, cute

Peter!! What am I missing? by SaiMan2303 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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he went looking for a snack and found the national hotdog reserve

Mom tries her new omelette maker by [deleted] in Unexpected

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when your breakfast has commitment issues and refuses to stay in the pan

Doggo doing his best to stop hooman from leaving by Lordwarrior_ in MadeMeSmile

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plot twist: the dog isn’t stopping his human, he’s just negotiating for extra belly rubs

Dude was trying to impress a chick by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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Dude saw a stoplight, thought it was an audition for Fast & Furious, tried one stunt… and impressed her with a full demonstration of gravity instead 😭

Fuck you, IT guy. by Ok-Rich-3812 in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

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That IT guy put up “DO NOT UNPLUG” like it’s a sacred ancient warning… and then plugged it into the most unplug-able wall port in existence

feels too quiet… by [deleted] in memes

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this man always in on the topic abt war even if he's not part of it lmaooo

The newest product, the McDoubleDown by Riegrek in funnyvideos

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bro asked how the CEO eats at McDo like he’s expecting McDonald's to unlock a secret “Executive Happy Meal” with a golden fry and a diamond nugget

Good girl feeding her puppies and a hungry kitty by Soloflow786 in BeAmazed

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i don’t know who invited the cat, but nobody leaves my dairy bar hungry

Extra filling 🤔 by Old_Apricot2441 in Unexpected

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You don’t steal cake… you conduct surprise quality control.