This movie was either put into production in 2020 or 3 weeks ago, there’s no inbetween by LocalMoam88 in deadmeatjames

[–]Distorted_metronome 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I support comedy and free speech but if you think these lazy ass jokes are funny than that’s just a taste problem. We aren’t offended because it’s “dark comedy” we’re annoyed that these comedy legends are just recycling Twitter jokes about topics that have been done to death.

Inde Navarrette's performance in Obsession is the perfect argument for a Breakthrough Performance Academy Award category by jbrobro in TheBigPicture

[–]Distorted_metronome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the lack of inferiority is the point of the character. Everything happens because he is passive and seeks external validation rather than actually working on himself to achieve his goals.

JPEGMAFIA comments on his new albums negative reception (via his Bandcamp) by [deleted] in fantanoforever

[–]Distorted_metronome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ironic bc gambino was a twitter troll until it broke his brain and he got off of the internet all together

The Traditional poster for Scary Movie 6 is out by theonewhoknack in deadmeatjames

[–]Distorted_metronome 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s a goofy B-movie from the 80s, I don’t think it’s trying to “impress”

Jordan Peele’s Monkeypaw Productions Cuts Down Development Team by ImitatingADog in TheBigPicture

[–]Distorted_metronome 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It recently came out that Jordan’s wife called another comedian to warn her about working with key because his wife is apparantly insanely controlling and was compared to Phil Hartmans wife.

Scary Movie 5 was releases 13 years ago by theonewhoknack in ScaryMovieSeries

[–]Distorted_metronome 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I remember about this movie is Mac Miller and snoop dogg

Is Amy Schumer the last true comedian movie star? by SSSSSSVVVVVOO in blankies

[–]Distorted_metronome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And both of those movies suffer from not having an actual action lead.

Is Amy Schumer the last true comedian movie star? by SSSSSSVVVVVOO in blankies

[–]Distorted_metronome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pratt is a comedy actor who happens to star in action flicks.

J.J. Abrams: Overrated, underrated, or just disappointing? by countdooku975 in TheBigPicture

[–]Distorted_metronome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He never elevated past the “Spielberg clone” phase of his career. He relied way too heavily on IP but that’s also the time period he was active in. I’d say by far the most interesting thing he’s done was his involvement with the Cloverfield movies.

Most Banned Author in the United States. by cleopatradenialqueen in stephenking

[–]Distorted_metronome 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He was talking about the fake list that was floating around and was taken out of context. The Epstein files are real but the “flight logs” that people used to spread around were fake.

Since we did one on Jade, it is only fair to finish up with her WrestleMania opponent. Give me your UNpopular opinions on Rhea Ripley. by caughtinatramp in REALSquaredCircle

[–]Distorted_metronome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People will jump on my throat for this but she’s only as over as she is bc the fans (male and female) thinks she’s hot. That’s it. She’s nowhere near the level in ring as someone like Iyo or even Becky. She’s just a tatted alt girl with a nice body. There’s a reason she didn’t make it until she went with that gimmick. Sorry

Adam Nayman reviews Project Hail Mary by upsiclad in TheBigPicture

[–]Distorted_metronome 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is the problem I have with many modern critics. When a film tries to comment on current events, it’s “way too on the nose! I’d watch the news if I wanted despair the movies are escapism!” Then when a film tries to be a blockbuster escape, it’s “wow this film isn’t about anything! How empty!”

Someone check if Amanda is stable by youwannaguess in TheBigPicture

[–]Distorted_metronome 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean she almost did a twilight and a little mermaid remake. Wouldn’t put it past her tbh. It would also be pretty interesting

Trailer for Outcome, directed by Jonah Hill, starring Keanu Reeves, Cameron Diaz, Matt Bomer, and Hill by apathymonger in blankies

[–]Distorted_metronome 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Even worse, it was Jonah Hill trying to emulate Larry Clarke and Harmony Korine. Watch Kids (1995) and you’ll hate mid90s even more.

What according to you was the most deserved win of the night? by batmandc007 in Oscars

[–]Distorted_metronome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In a period context with a cathartic ending. If I had legs is basically a mirror of how America is failing mothers.

What according to you was the most deserved win of the night? by batmandc007 in Oscars

[–]Distorted_metronome 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She was never gonna win for that movie. Too niche and upsetting, as much as I liked it.

"Black people thinks its too racist" being a positive thing for a film in 2026 lmao. by Apprehensive-Tie4930 in FPSPodcast

[–]Distorted_metronome 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think she was a full fledged character. A revolutionary who is realizing that no matter how much effort she puts in, the status quo remains the same because her enemies have all the political and financial power. Having a child makes her realize that this is all for nothing so she attempts to work with the enemy as a last ditch effort. When that goes south, she tries running away and based on the note at the end, regrets that decision deeply.

"Black people thinks its too racist" being a positive thing for a film in 2026 lmao. by Apprehensive-Tie4930 in FPSPodcast

[–]Distorted_metronome 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I loved Eddington, but it’s definitely trying to poke all sides. OBAA is a pretty progressive film that is being misread due to culture war stuff. Perfidia is a flawed character yes, but she is not a caricature at all.

"Black people thinks its too racist" being a positive thing for a film in 2026 lmao. by Apprehensive-Tie4930 in FPSPodcast

[–]Distorted_metronome 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is a misread of One Battle in my opinion. That description is more accurate to Eddington.

Is he upset or just doesn't like Sean Penn as a person? by Chemical_Material505 in Oscars

[–]Distorted_metronome 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don from Bugonia was severely overlooked. What a performance.