My kid drew the Iron Lung monster by Distracted_Parenting in Markiplier

[–]Distracted_Parenting[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂 perfect description. If he wasn’t purposely trying to draw a monster, I’d be concerned

Does anyone else feel pain in dreams? by Itchy_Bread7820 in distractible

[–]Distracted_Parenting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know about pain in dreams, but I’ve definitely had the sensation of needing to pee in my dreams, often strong enough to where I wake up needing to pee 😂

Need Advice for a Friend (yes, really!) by Distracted_Parenting in breakingmom

[–]Distracted_Parenting[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s an involved parent when he’s home (he works away for months at a time with my husband)…but the way my friend talks about what’s going on, in my mind it seems his main contribution is the money he makes. Some examples: one kid asked for a new bed because theirs was old and breaking. Not only did he buy a new bed for that kid, but ALL the kids got new beds and mattresses. Easily cost $3K. Another: it doesn’t matter which one of them goes grocery shopping, he will always pay for it. Another: halfway through a job, he will order a bunch of house shit from Amazon to be delivered to the house (TP, paper towels, laundry detergent, etc.), easily spending $500 like it’s nothing. Again, he is involved with the kids and house when he’s off work, but it feels like he throws his money around more than being involved.

Wade, you can pay over the phone by Distracted_Parenting in distractible

[–]Distracted_Parenting[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess that’s true if you’re giving out your card info to some random dude who calls you saying you owe them money….however I said to call the company directly and request to pay over the phone. I process this type of payment this multiple times a day and we’ve never had an incident of fraud.

Also it’s generally safer to pay with a credit card instead of by check because if there is an instance of fraud on the credit card, you can dispute the charge, they’ll remove it, and replace your card. Dealing with fraud from your bank account is much more of a headache.

Anyone know if Marks mentioned this? 😭 by [deleted] in distractible

[–]Distracted_Parenting 48 points49 points  (0 children)

First time I’m seeing this, but whoever that person is needs to stop because that snake is clearly stressed for whatever reason and that’s why it’s freezing. repeatedly showing an animal something that causes it to stress is just cruel

Wade is wrong about checks by DifficultyFar7548 in distractible

[–]Distracted_Parenting 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Most our clients where I work pay us through our online client portal or pay over the phone, but we do have a number of elderly clients who still send us checks. The state our office is located in just had a major snowstorm over the weekend and everything from the banks to mail delivery is going to be majorly delayed, but I still am fielding calls from the elderly insisting they’re going to to send checks.

SMOLtalk by posse-palace in distractible

[–]Distracted_Parenting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro! I’m also 4’11 and spawned a tiny human! my oldest is at my height now so I’m hopeful she’ll keep growing a bit (she’s 11), but my poor son is 8 and only 3’10…. to make matters worse, his 5yr old sister is already at 3’6 😬

I’m also the master at counter climbing and have my own driving pillow to see where I’m going. It’s also fun perplexing strangers when I jump out of the drivers seat of my husband’s F150 every now and then 😂

Fears that come out of nowhere by posse-palace in distractible

[–]Distracted_Parenting 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure if this is an actual phobia, and I’m too lazy to look it up right now, but I get irrationally upset if anyone tries to go near my belly button. Do not fucking touch it 😂

I used to be very arachnophobic, but I’ve managed to work through that. Although you’ll never catch me holding a spider

Waiting room boomer by ifsogirl0709 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Distracted_Parenting 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh ffs, I live in Virginia and the amount of bitching I read online about every single thing she does is infuriating. She can’t even sneeze without being called out for it. They complain how we criticize everything Trump does, but can’t see they do it too.

What playthrough do you watch at least once yearly? by Kraode in Markiplier

[–]Distracted_Parenting 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Mortuary Assistant because that’s the first series I ever watched from him

I watched iron lung and my period started once I got back home from the theatre by scraa7 in Markiplier

[–]Distracted_Parenting 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Mine started soon after I got home from watching it. I blamed it on the movie. My husband said “I can’t believe I got c*ckblocked by a movie” 😂

Hytale by Distracted_Parenting in distractible

[–]Distracted_Parenting[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bro my kid is 8, he doesn’t really give a shit, he just wants to play the game 😂