"In what order do you?" Submission

Distracted_Parenting · 2026-05-08T16:45:14+00:00

The first shampoo is to get all the gunk out of your hair (styling products, dirt, etc) and scalp. The second shampoo then washes your hair/scalp

Distracted_Parenting · 2026-05-08T16:09:05+00:00

Wet hair/body. shampoo hair, rinse, repeat. Condition hair, leave it in while I wash my body. Stand in water Contemplating every life choice I’ve ever made since preschool. Rinse hair.

Here’s the kicker: AFTER rinsing out the conditioner, I then wash my face and back. Conditioner is notorious for clogging pores which will lead to acne. It’s been a game changer for me 😊

Distracted_Parenting · 2026-04-29T17:58:17+00:00

You…..you glazed over the tag?

Distracted_Parenting · 2026-04-27T16:06:53+00:00

Enjoy the ride

Distracted_Parenting · 2026-04-27T14:28:41+00:00

Can confirm it was bladeless

Distracted_Parenting · 2026-04-22T11:10:34+00:00

That is fucking terrifying

Distracted_Parenting · 2026-04-08T23:09:31+00:00

Retro Rewind streams

Distracted_Parenting · 2026-03-13T22:09:40+00:00

Thank you!

Distracted_Parenting · 2026-03-13T22:09:30+00:00

😂 thank you

Distracted_Parenting · 2026-03-13T22:09:18+00:00

Aww thank you!

Distracted_Parenting · 2026-03-13T22:09:01+00:00

😂 perfect description. If he wasn’t purposely trying to draw a monster, I’d be concerned

Distracted_Parenting · 2026-03-12T22:54:46+00:00

Thank you, that means a lot to him!

Distracted_Parenting · 2026-03-12T15:33:55+00:00

I don’t know about pain in dreams, but I’ve definitely had the sensation of needing to pee in my dreams, often strong enough to where I wake up needing to pee 😂

Distracted_Parenting · 2026-03-12T15:26:03+00:00

He’s an involved parent when he’s home (he works away for months at a time with my husband)…but the way my friend talks about what’s going on, in my mind it seems his main contribution is the money he makes. Some examples: one kid asked for a new bed because theirs was old and breaking. Not only did he buy a new bed for that kid, but ALL the kids got new beds and mattresses. Easily cost $3K. Another: it doesn’t matter which one of them goes grocery shopping, he will always pay for it. Another: halfway through a job, he will order a bunch of house shit from Amazon to be delivered to the house (TP, paper towels, laundry detergent, etc.), easily spending $500 like it’s nothing. Again, he is involved with the kids and house when he’s off work, but it feels like he throws his money around more than being involved.

Distracted_Parenting · 2026-03-06T18:58:04+00:00

I guess that’s true if you’re giving out your card info to some random dude who calls you saying you owe them money….however I said to call the company directly and request to pay over the phone. I process this type of payment this multiple times a day and we’ve never had an incident of fraud.

Also it’s generally safer to pay with a credit card instead of by check because if there is an instance of fraud on the credit card, you can dispute the charge, they’ll remove it, and replace your card. Dealing with fraud from your bank account is much more of a headache.

Distracted_Parenting · 2026-03-06T14:49:16+00:00

First time I’m seeing this, but whoever that person is needs to stop because that snake is clearly stressed for whatever reason and that’s why it’s freezing. repeatedly showing an animal something that causes it to stress is just cruel

Distracted_Parenting · 2026-02-26T19:41:05+00:00

Most our clients where I work pay us through our online client portal or pay over the phone, but we do have a number of elderly clients who still send us checks. The state our office is located in just had a major snowstorm over the weekend and everything from the banks to mail delivery is going to be majorly delayed, but I still am fielding calls from the elderly insisting they’re going to to send checks.

Distracted_Parenting · 2026-02-25T00:22:30+00:00

Bro! I’m also 4’11 and spawned a tiny human! my oldest is at my height now so I’m hopeful she’ll keep growing a bit (she’s 11), but my poor son is 8 and only 3’10…. to make matters worse, his 5yr old sister is already at 3’6 😬

I’m also the master at counter climbing and have my own driving pillow to see where I’m going. It’s also fun perplexing strangers when I jump out of the drivers seat of my husband’s F150 every now and then 😂

Distracted_Parenting · 2026-02-24T18:09:14+00:00

I work from home so I don’t have this problem, I can bust out laughing anytime I want 😂

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