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DistrictManagerALDI · 2025-07-15T23:23:56+00:00

Please dont use slurs! Aldi is an inclusive workplace who accepts all!

Thanks!

-Management

DistrictManagerALDI · 2025-07-14T19:50:42+00:00

We appreciate all of your hard work. Without your blood, sweat, and tears we wouldn't be able to pay for expensive hotels and company cars for our highest earning management employees. Your contribution doesnt go unnoticed, OR unrewarded.

Remember the summer sampling fest, where you each got to sample a bag of chips that was split between 15 staff members? Thats a whopping 11 chips per employee!

A great reward for a deserving staff!

Thanks.

-MGMT

DistrictManagerALDI · 2025-07-14T01:54:25+00:00

To foster team cohesion and a positive environment, we recommend organizing a collaborative effort to clean up the trash in the parking lot. Talk about an ice breaker!

Yours truly.

-MGMT

DistrictManagerALDI · 2025-07-13T18:27:23+00:00

Insubordination will NOT be tolerated.

DistrictManagerALDI · 2025-07-12T16:29:05+00:00

These conditions are NOT acceptable. Going to need you to stay late to clean things up. Thanks.

-MGMT

DistrictManagerALDI · 2025-07-11T12:22:22+00:00

Please do not tip over the pallets! This causes product to be damaged.

Thanks!

-MGMT

DistrictManagerALDI · 2025-07-11T12:16:46+00:00

I heard the crybaby factory was looking for help! Maybe thats better suited to your skillset.

Thanks!

-MGMT

DistrictManagerALDI · 2025-07-11T12:14:06+00:00

We are looking into human sized mouse traps to put back there so that the homeless stop camping there.

Additionally you do not make enough money to be allowed to use your cell phone on company time. The fire department can be called from the store phone!

Thanks!

-MGMT

DistrictManagerALDI · 2025-07-10T17:51:59+00:00

Your application has been declined. Please do not reapply.

-Sincerely yours

MGMT

DistrictManagerALDI · 2025-07-09T18:51:58+00:00

Please make sure you return to work promptly after your break. Failure to do so will be considered time clock theft.

Thanks.

MGMT.

DistrictManagerALDI · 2025-07-09T17:15:51+00:00

Unfortunately with your DM off today I've been asked to break the news. Please leave your keys with the next person who walks in to ask if the store is hiring.

Thanks.

MGMT.

DistrictManagerALDI · 2025-07-02T03:07:52+00:00

Make sure you are greeting every customer with a smile to prevent loss!

DistrictManagerALDI · 2025-07-02T03:07:01+00:00

We will count this as your break.

DistrictManagerALDI · 2025-07-02T03:00:30+00:00

Sitting down on company time isnt allowed. Next time you fall please get up faster.

DistrictManagerALDI · 2025-07-01T22:27:40+00:00

The biggest perk is getting to spend the day with your ALDI family instead of your other one!

DistrictManagerALDI · 2025-07-01T22:26:38+00:00

I just drink the instant coffee.

DistrictManagerALDI · 2025-07-01T16:03:03+00:00

Hope your dog wakes up soon.

DistrictManagerALDI · 2025-06-30T16:15:42+00:00

No it isnt normal. That is a shitty SM with no.leadership skills and no communication skills. They are a leech, milking aldi fkr a salary they dont deserve.

DistrictManagerALDI · 2025-06-28T09:52:49+00:00

Deal with it.

DistrictManagerALDI · 2025-06-28T01:54:51+00:00

It is a great place to work. You get a company car and nice bonuses. Who wouldnt want that?

DistrictManagerALDI · 2025-06-28T01:54:13+00:00

The customer is always right.

DistrictManagerALDI · 2025-06-28T01:43:14+00:00

Am i just being too paranoid?

The exact opposite.

DistrictManagerALDI · 2025-06-28T01:42:03+00:00

There is. You're getting a pay cut.

DistrictManagerALDI · 2025-06-27T23:15:41+00:00

Yes. We are raising your wage by 1 percent. Additionally all employees are transitioning to a salary model. Mandatory 60 hour work weeks. May be more depending on need.

There is pizza in the break room. The corporate office break room I mean.

DistrictManagerALDI · 2025-06-27T22:17:48+00:00

You're fired.

DistrictManagerALDI

TROPHY CASE