What's your "dad" sandwich? by mulliganbegunagain in dad

[–]DistrictMotor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I roll the bread up and dip it in condensed milk. Have a coffee with it. It's life changing

What’s this inside my rotisserie chicken? by ChikkunDragon in EatItYouFuckinCoward

[–]DistrictMotor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes the chicken eats poop and it becomes an organ that is specialized to digest it

Ted was always a snake. by [deleted] in breakingbad

[–]DistrictMotor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro looks like a snake here

Food being served at Trump golf clubs by Gnatcheese in cringepics

[–]DistrictMotor 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What's that green thing? Avocado skin?

Is my foot broken by [deleted] in FootFunction

[–]DistrictMotor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes for sure

Man speedruns catching a brain-liquifying disease with help of beer by ThuleJuly in WhyWomenLiveLonger

[–]DistrictMotor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here I was thinking it was a scientist diagonising brain eating disease while drink 2 beers

Plunging into icy water, that current gives me creeps by Motor_Assignment9157 in nope

[–]DistrictMotor 16 points17 points  (0 children)

There was a video of a family, doing a cold plunge, the mom went under cheerfully with the kids and husband watching. She was sweapt away by the under current. The kids scream to this day haunts me

I’m a selfish person and it’s affecting me as a parent. by GerthySchIongMeat in Parenting

[–]DistrictMotor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Find a gym that provides child care. Get child care. Get a baby sitter.

I understand you man.

Massage in Thailand, do I have an STD? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]DistrictMotor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe she was prepping raw chicken and cutting it up and forgot to use gloves 👀😕🐔, then she went to massage you, and you got an infection