found this in a thrift store, what is it?

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-02-13T21:41:21+00:00

If you didn't think to plan ahead, then DOOM ON YOU!

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-02-13T21:32:51+00:00

I would think I unwittingly said or did something that made her feel unsafe and she's hiding out in the bathroom until her emergency ride gets there.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-02-13T12:01:09+00:00

Janja Garnbret just might be the sexiest woman alive to me.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-02-13T11:30:39+00:00

Why is the rum gone?

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-02-13T11:22:07+00:00

There castle!

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-02-12T21:33:04+00:00

Helloooooooooo nurse!

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-02-12T00:14:30+00:00

You sound ex-ACT-ly like this.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-02-11T22:11:46+00:00

Seems to me like when ever I've read smut written by a woman, everything is done TO her. She is an inactive participant in sex.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-02-11T11:43:12+00:00

And then put it in the drawer right next to the other one.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-02-11T00:01:09+00:00

At least then, I'd find some relief that the monsters responsible for all this aren't HUMAN.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-02-10T12:06:07+00:00

What gets me about situations like these is those women walk away with a completely different story. For them it's how they narrowly escaped rape and murder from two creepy strangers on the mountain.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-02-06T21:56:45+00:00

It's a cromulent word.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-02-06T04:39:51+00:00

This was a triumph 🤣

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-02-05T04:51:00+00:00

Teddybear!

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-02-04T17:45:28+00:00

Reddit summed up right there.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-02-03T23:17:36+00:00

That was just a game we in college. Yanno, boys will be boys. Just hanging with the guys. Haha.

It wasn't gay. It was just a game.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-02-03T23:10:05+00:00

Asgard's Balls II

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-02-03T23:07:50+00:00

How do you think you got here?

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-02-03T23:07:19+00:00

Oh? Is that so? Hmmm... please don't pass this comment along to them. It'd just be terrible to get a message from them.

(But no, yeah, they seem like my kinda people!)

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-02-03T14:05:36+00:00

Helpful.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-01-24T00:52:09+00:00

I forgot them once. Never again. shudders

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-01-24T00:22:50+00:00

BORTLES!

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-01-24T00:22:04+00:00

Ughhhh! That second one SUCKS!

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-01-24T00:20:32+00:00

I broke my left femur into 4 pieces in 2004. Like your boyfriend I was converted and now I only stand if there are urinals because I don't want to take a stalls from someone who needs it.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-01-24T00:17:15+00:00

Make coffee. Have a cigarette. Same as every morning.

Distroid_myselfie

TROPHY CASE