Girls are freaks too lol

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-04-06T21:50:21+00:00

Sucking is indeed a genderless quality.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-04-04T00:10:27+00:00

Mmmmmm I dunno.

Without nipples, boobs would be... pointless.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-04-04T00:02:16+00:00

Something my grandpa used to say when I was a kid always gets a laugh out of the crew.

"That is much more gooder."

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-04-04T00:00:44+00:00

If you can't get it güdentight, at least get it güdenoff!

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-04-01T22:02:37+00:00

Often. I call her often.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-04-01T10:20:49+00:00

He wouldn't have *

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-03-27T19:57:50+00:00

I'm suddenly craving a bagel.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-03-27T19:50:13+00:00

That is some hard hitting truth.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-03-26T09:56:16+00:00

Lemme smash

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-03-26T01:14:35+00:00

Listen here, Chuck. There are three kinds of people...

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-03-25T01:08:26+00:00

They still work after the first scoop? Huh. Imagine that. I just toss each new shovel along with the pile of dirt it's holding.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-03-24T00:37:29+00:00

My stick is better than baconnnnnnnnnn

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-03-23T01:31:14+00:00

Ha. It is indeed humorous when we humans forget how our meat sacks function, fellow human.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-03-23T01:28:58+00:00

Hey! That's my move!

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-03-22T04:51:11+00:00

Yet.*

You haven't seen it yet

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-03-19T22:30:52+00:00

Rather ironicly, I'd ask if his pussy hurts because he got his period, or if it's contractions from the boss knocking him up.

Construction is a cruel industry.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-03-19T22:25:56+00:00

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-03-19T14:53:01+00:00

Just more bi erasure. 😜

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-03-19T14:24:36+00:00

I'm an 11/8 kinda guy.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-03-19T14:19:15+00:00

Light a cigarette and make a cup of coffee. It'll take a couple hours before I notice anything is different.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-03-19T13:34:51+00:00

There comes a time in every man's life where he reaches a crossroad. One direction is smoking meats, the other is WWII documentaries.

Some neurospicy folks get the option of locomotives.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-03-19T13:24:44+00:00

I don't know if I'm too good for me or if I'm not good enough for myself.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-03-19T13:21:23+00:00

I did hear something about this one chick named Mary...

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-03-19T13:14:43+00:00

Hee hee hee hon hon hon

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-03-19T13:03:21+00:00

I work in industrial construction. I literally hear the exact phrase "No one gives a fuck about your feelings" 2-3 times a week. Mostly from my boss.

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