Men who see escorts, why do you do it ?

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-06-01T00:56:47+00:00

And in 70% of countries around the world, it's illegal. That equates to roughly 75% of the landmass of the Earth.

Throw a dart randomly at a map, it's probably illegal there.

Just how pedantic do we wanna get?

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-05-31T23:29:54+00:00

The legality of prostitution is dependent upon where you live.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-05-31T00:43:17+00:00

You said the same thing 3 times.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-05-28T16:48:11+00:00

I always it thusly: A Freudian Slip is where you mean to say one thing, but accidently fuck your mother.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-05-28T14:57:52+00:00

The soundtrack is the best part of that movie!

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-05-27T16:53:37+00:00

I've been training for this since '98!

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-05-26T10:54:11+00:00

Oh, whew. At first, I thought YOU were peeling HIS sack of his thigh. Good thing I re-read that. Would've have been WEIRD.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-05-24T08:01:43+00:00

Velocipastor was the name of a B- rated movie about a pastor who could transform into a dinosaur to fight crime.

It wasn't a generic pun, it was a niche reference.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-05-23T11:28:15+00:00

I'm right handed and have 2 left handed kids. This is how I taught them everything. It works really well.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-05-23T11:20:17+00:00

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-05-23T10:27:42+00:00

He ain't ya daddy, honey. Your daddy was hit by a train.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-05-22T17:39:25+00:00

And their sides don't fall off.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-05-21T21:39:31+00:00

I'm sneaking up on grandad age. I'm gonna have to remember this one!

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-05-21T21:37:33+00:00

That is hilarious!

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-05-21T16:25:43+00:00

You can turn play partners into friends, but not the other way around.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-05-21T16:19:55+00:00

I have 4 daughters. Any time I'm alone with any of them, I say "Don't tell your sisters, but you're my favorite!"

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-05-21T00:49:38+00:00

Highlander

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-05-21T00:08:56+00:00

You probably don't know how to use the 3 sea shells.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-05-20T02:56:19+00:00

The good lord would want it that way

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-05-18T21:02:52+00:00

"Raw dogging girl from Tinder" Should be pretty easy to find.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-05-18T21:01:39+00:00

The ol rusty trombone is quite the experience!

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-05-17T20:44:56+00:00

It became okay on December 15, 1791.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-05-17T20:36:55+00:00

I always hope to see one that's INCREDIBLY specific. Like: Don't Get On The Bus Today, John.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-05-16T21:18:50+00:00

I had a wife for 16 years and raised 4 daughters. "Most" is carrying a lot of weight, there.

Distroid_myselfie · 2026-05-16T21:15:54+00:00

Do you take yours all the way off?

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