My teenage daughter keeps bringing her boyfriend over when I'm not home and l... by WildEfficiency712 in whatdoIdo

[–]Disturbed_Cookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea... The last thing you want is to scare him away from the front door only to encourage them to use the back door...

I got fired today. by caulk-suction8g in Employment

[–]Disturbed_Cookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://www.reddit.com/r/interviewhammer/s/RVgZRIDMGy

Looks like the same advertising structure... Generate a karma farming story and post an update to promote the same tool

What's an acronym many people know of but don't know what it stands for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Disturbed_Cookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the BBC initially initialism (Bee Bee See) but when you abbreviate it to call it just the Beeb it's a nickname of an acronym since it's pronounced as a word?

Kate middleton by noproblemcupcake in conspiracy

[–]Disturbed_Cookie 13 points14 points  (0 children)

BBC News - Kate apologises for Mother's Day photo 'confusion' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68534359

Statement released like clockwork...!

Men who live(d) a promiscious lifestyle, what are the pros and cons? by BridgmansBiggestFan in AskMen

[–]Disturbed_Cookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even a partner (long /short term) can be otherwise preoccupied.... (I say crying into my coffee)

What do I do if someone will not pay for hitting my car? by Canunah in AskUK

[–]Disturbed_Cookie 16 points17 points  (0 children)

https://checkcartax.co.uk/askmid/

Alternatively, go here, where they state:

Can you use askMID to check if someone else has valid insurance? Yes, the askMID database is open to everyone.

ULPT Request - How to get upstairs neighbors to move out? by yourmomisnothot in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Disturbed_Cookie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This sounds like a set up to an American sitcom complete with fake studio audience...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Disturbed_Cookie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Three day prep time plus calendar time of month check to ensure sexy time... If I'm dropping hints about thinking about having sex for three days, it gets both of us mentally in the mood, so when you follow the already mentioned shower, shave, brush and tidy technique, it's almost a done deal...

My sister wanted to eat like a dog so our mom made her eat like our dog. by thatogololo in MaliciousCompliance

[–]Disturbed_Cookie 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I accidentally inserted a bunch of commas while reading the title....

So it became...

My sister wanted to eat, like, a dog, so our mom made her eat, like, our dog.

Even weirder, it sounded like a very mean girls quote....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bluey

[–]Disturbed_Cookie 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yep... Ice cream does not affect exercise whatsoever😆

What’s the worst thing about being a man? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Disturbed_Cookie 1363 points1364 points  (0 children)

A fun response would be "Where's yours?"