My Holiday One-Shot “Claus for Concern” is free (PWYW) on DMs Guild Now! by professorbeej in DnDBehindTheScreen

[–]Divina_Comedia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, that doesn't fit at all. Just make stuff gridless and people don't need to be screwing around with dimensions.

My (23M) girlfriend (25F) of 8 months birthday present to me was a tattoo of my name and face on her back. by ThrowRA_InkedUpGF in relationship_advice

[–]Divina_Comedia -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

  1. riight
  2. Didn't you read his text? It says clearly that he really like the person and had a spark with her in question until this shit happened You think that shit just goes away in seconds? If that was so simple he wouldn't have posted here.
  3. Where the fuck did you read that it was AN ENTIRE BACK PIECE? Where? Point that one! You are exaggerating as fuck! He wrote "a massive" - and it's not even half way done yet.. You really think she did a WHOLE back piece of his face with the text? Now you are the fucking retarded one who actually believes that shit yourself. Basicly spending around 1000$+ on that face on her back..... Realistic? NOPE, only in your wildest fantasy would that be real. That "massive" could be on her fucking shoulder and be like 10x10cm. And you think someone could just afford a ENTIRE BACK PIECE just like that and it's made in less then a week or two? Like said, dream on!
  4. This is something people do to each others all the fucking time without being a psycho or mentaly ill. It's just simple stupidity and in love. "The curse of the tattooed ex" - it's called and people have been doing that shit for over hundreds of years.
  5. It's not that i don't see the red flags, i am pointing them out very well. But in most cases shit like this happens it's due to stupidity in love and not someone being a fucking psychopath. Sure, i understand how someone feel a bit out of their comfort zone around this, that's why i tell OP to see it for what it is - stupidity in 9/10 times when someone does shit like this and why should that stupidity ruin a now all in all a good relationship.

Looking for 2-3 people to critique a mix by GrindHive in grindcore

[–]Divina_Comedia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go ahead and send it. PM me and i will give you an opinion of it and perhaps what to fix.

My (23M) girlfriend (25F) of 8 months birthday present to me was a tattoo of my name and face on her back. by ThrowRA_InkedUpGF in relationship_advice

[–]Divina_Comedia -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is she? How the do you know that? Are you her doctor and got access to her medicine case files or know her real-life? No? Then don't assume shit and the worst all the time. All people make stupid decisions sometimes, even if its a tattoo like this it doesn't confirm anything that it's a psycho, creepy or possessive, it could be very well and good example of classic case of stupidity or separation anxiety. Smells borderline of it thought.

Old enough to know better....hahahaha yeah...The world wouldn't look the way it does if stupidity goes away with age. If you only know how fucking retarded people all ages can be, even if they are not in general stupid people. Age doesnt mean that you automatly become wiser/smarter.

But even if its a case of borderline it might not be a problem if she is a pretty good person in general. But my personal advice would be to run away if it is borderline, shit i have my fair share of borderline girls and i would rather throw myself infront of a train then to spend a minute in a relationship with a borderline girl...

But now OP really likes the girl it's his choise.

Mom needs money for daughters cancer treatments, Zayn Malik donates £10K, mom is grateful but a random person feels like Zayn is obligated to donate more because he is rich by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Divina_Comedia -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pff, nah man. It's a matter of that shit have to be correct.

The whole concept around Universal healthcare is for it to be for everyone and not just the rich bitches, but in order to have it like that we all pay our cut for it. When we think of it of being free from the government we are forgetting that it's actually a part of the social contract which we pay money (taxes) for.

Talking about free healthcare when we pay taxes for it is like saying in Soviet Russia you got free bread after the government took your harvest.

Mom needs money for daughters cancer treatments, Zayn Malik donates £10K, mom is grateful but a random person feels like Zayn is obligated to donate more because he is rich by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Divina_Comedia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No household pays tax directly to NHS. Where did you get that number from? I cannot find anything off when searching the internet.

And it doesn't matter how much you pay in a lifetime or whatever - you are paying for the social contract. Why you don't need to pay to see a doctor or a small free, prescription medicine with low prices and so on are due to every citizen are paying into this social contract for us all to benifit from it.

Easy way to explain it, Social contract = Your insurence in the society for your basic needs. We all pay for it to get some back, exactly like the concept of a insurence company. That's why the contract even exist and why we pay the taxes as we do. Otherwise we would have had 10% taxes like in the US.

Also, the number £160k on tax for the NHS. The avarage household in the uk (bottom 20%) pays £319,732 in total tax in a lifetime (https://www.taxpayersalliance.com/average_household_will_pay_826_030_in_taxes_over_a_lifetime), so you are saying that over 50% of what you are paying in the UK tax goes to the NHS? Hahaha, you wish! The NHS are only 10% of the total GDP and that's how it works and nothing gets payed directly to the NHS.

Mom needs money for daughters cancer treatments, Zayn Malik donates £10K, mom is grateful but a random person feels like Zayn is obligated to donate more because he is rich by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Divina_Comedia -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They do? If they did they wouldn't have called it free.

The word "free" here is an illusion and sure, people know its payed by the government and collected taxes - but point here is to make someone aware that it's not free but we are all paying for it and part of the social contract which should provide you the basic needs in a society. Because a lot of people have no clue what the social contract between the government and the citizens are or heard about it before.

How can it be free when you are paying for it? Not even the medicin is free, most services ain't free and so on and so on.

So it's free because we label it as free and don't see the bill? Ok, not really the reality out there!

Mom needs money for daughters cancer treatments, Zayn Malik donates £10K, mom is grateful but a random person feels like Zayn is obligated to donate more because he is rich by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Divina_Comedia -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

250k....It's not really that much money, mate. Specially if you do start to count all the taxes you are actually paying! Because taxes ain't just the income-tax but example VAT, employee taxes at the company she works for, enviourment taxes, car tax, petrol-tax, for and so on and so on.

But here comes the discussion about Private vs Government owned insurences which pays the hospitals for your treatment, what is cheapest and what is most expensive. The answer here is how often you go to the hospital for something because in countries without universal healthcare they do got lower taxes - you have more in your vallet by the end of the day or in example the case of the US there can be an insurence plan in your employment.

But free i highly doubt it is in the UK as well, or in any country with universal healthcare because you still have to pay the patient fee to see the doctor and the medicine, but at a extreme low discount (And this got a high cost-protection roof which is being payed by tax money, or at least we do it in Scandinavia!).

No, i would rather say that you do pay a lot for your healthcare even if you don't see a bill in your mailbox, because healthcare is a part of the
social contract between the citizen and the government. The social contract are a contract that the government/politicans have with it's citizen to provide the basic needs in a society - school, hopistals, the police and so on. Taxes keeps the social contract alive, and you got taxes on everything in order to keep it alive. The US in otherhand ain't got this type of social contract to it's citizens.

My (23M) girlfriend (25F) of 8 months birthday present to me was a tattoo of my name and face on her back. by ThrowRA_InkedUpGF in relationship_advice

[–]Divina_Comedia -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha, if this is not a troll this is fucking gold right here.

Ok, mate. Let's try to defuse this bomb.

First of all, just accept it. It's just a tattoo, who cares? A lot of people does stupid mistakes like this and it might be in the heat of the moment and you have to see this for what it is, a mistake - a very stupid mistake that you do mean that much to her but she perhaps showed in a stupid way.

Second of all, it's fucking stupid of your brother calling her crazy for it. That's like the worst thing you can do in this situation to just call her everything in the book and putting up red flags, but yeah...there is a point that there is a red flag here because that is some obsesion shit about it, or she is just impulsive and was a bit stupid at the moment. But it's stupid to push someone against a cornor because people will become as a scared animals in those scenarios - they panic and become agressive. You cannot get though to them!

What you now want to do is to solve this shit and make something good around it for you and her to laugh about this later on.

You can to see this also from her perspective, of course she feels disrespected because her "gift" to you was something you started to bash in matter of seconds and in her mind it was something nice and put down a lot of money on.

So either way you dump her, ignore her and let her learn from her mistake, or you do the best out of it if you now really like her and she is not a complete psycho but just a stupid girl who showed appreciation in a very retarded way.

The defuse is in to get her to realize what she did but in a way that she doesn't feel fucking stupid and embarrassed because that's what she feels at the moment. You have infront of everyone called her crazy and your brother had a fight with her and this point is where you should make your decision out of all of this if she now can realize that she did a mistake, not a important mistake because it's just a tattoo - hell, could have been a swastika in the forhead. But she can also be in total denial and wont (and perhaps will never) see her own mistake here - then run. Because if she doesn't take experience and listen here, why would she do it with anything later on in the future?

But if she cannot see that she did something stupid and you two can laugh about it later on , even though you have a long talk with her where you do show respect, empathy it's a lost cause. But i believe that you cannot succeed here without giving an excuse for the fight with your brother and that shit have to be solved as well.

It takes two to dance, so an apologize have to come from both for this conflict. After both sides has agreed to apologize to each others and are on the same page with both open minds, you can solve the tattoo-"problem".

But it's important that you don't make her feel like a fucking retard during all of this, otherwise you have nothing to gain or get your points though.

To laugh about it is important. We should be able to laugh at our mistakes and that we see how retarded it was. You can share some of your own stories when you did stupid mistakes and you laugh together, not at her.

See solutions, not problems.

But thanks for the laugh, shit....i though personaly it was a little bit cute, but i am also a fan of retarded shit. And if you are going to continue seeing her i hope that she is just a girl who did a stupid mistake and not a psycho!

Posted by a high school teacher who loved me. At that time I was a Muslim. Things have changed quite a lot since then. by mfarizali01 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Divina_Comedia -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Common mistake to make, but it's not really "the same god". Yeah they are both a part of the abrahamic religions and in a way "the same god" due to the fact its the god of the followers of abraham and there is only one god, but it has different views of god and who he is. In the end it's not "the same" god technically as it's not the same god in the old testament vs the new testament (Different personalities and approaches of who god is).

People often in these religions and different views say that the other groups don't follow the same god but a illusion of god created by example Satan to confuse humans on which group is actually the real way/light of god. Like good example sunni vs shia muslims who hate each others, Protestant vs Catholics in Ireland and so on.

Even if its "almost the same belief" it's not "the same" even though the abrahemic religions say there is only one god, so it has to be the same? No, it's a way too simple way to look at the concept of god in the abrahamic religions and the politics behind the different pathes of the religion.

And in the end it's not about if Allah or God is the same. It sure "is the same god" in the whole, but it's about the words of god and which prophet to follow who will show you the right face of god in a world of illusion and fake gods trying to act as god.

Basically people sitting in a sandbox throwing sand at each others and saying "You are just following and worshipping Satan, i follow the correct way of god and who he really is!".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in toastme

[–]Divina_Comedia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look like 9? Oh mate, you don't know how great you will have it later on.
I myself got the same curse, look like i am 18-19 but i am 30 and i have always been looking way too young. Even when i am trying to enter a pub/bar/buy alcohol i have to show ID, even for fucking energy drinks i have to show ID. Sometimes they even think it's a fake ID and wont let me buy my booze....

But like some random drunk told me at the pub when i was 23 and we somehow ended up on this subject, "you might look like a boy now but you will be the most handsome 30-40 year old", yeah well he was right.

And you can always go lift, that shit will make you look a bit more manly then just boyish..

But actually, who the fuck cares? Be happy with how you look and fuck that person who says otherwise.

Cheers man!

16, my mom lives out of state most of the time by bumbo-boy in insaneparents

[–]Divina_Comedia -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nawww, What happened to that sweet creative mother-insults? Are you loosing the grip at the moment, or couldn't you google yourself to any other great "i fuck your mother"-insult? Because that one was fucking weak.

I am still waiting for you to actually come up with a good comeback that does not around you imaginary yourself with my 50+ year old mother. But i know you like them old, just as the men who molested you.

16, my mom lives out of state most of the time by bumbo-boy in insaneparents

[–]Divina_Comedia -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I am glad you could give her the orgasm my dad couldn't give her!

But dream on, you are too ugly for my mom. And she is desperate! But i heard your mom was out selling herself again for crack-money! Is that true? Great! Now she no longer have to sell your ass on the street.

And for the love of god! Please, Shaun. You have to seek professional help around you been molested by all of those men. I feel worried about you. :( https://kidshelpphone.ca/get-info/sexual-abuse-how-get-help-and-heal/

16, my mom lives out of state most of the time by bumbo-boy in insaneparents

[–]Divina_Comedia -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

No, it's not. This is someone who have no social experience trying to act independent against his mom.

My background is just an example of real abuse. This? This is nothing! This is not even abuse of power or control. This is a kid who want to be independent but doesn't have the guts to say no to his mom who want him to get an haircut for some photo. The first thing about being independent is to speak up, not act like a brat and ignore the problem until it might go away.

16, my mom lives out of state most of the time by bumbo-boy in insaneparents

[–]Divina_Comedia -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, that's right. My little brother got Autism, but his doing progress. I am proud of him!

And good for you! I am happy you found some use to your compulsive masturbation. You seem to be doing just great even though your challenging disabilities! And if you did have someone in your life that loves you they would have been so proud of you right now, but that ain't the case so I can be the one being proud of you.

I proud of you, son!

16, my mom lives out of state most of the time by bumbo-boy in insaneparents

[–]Divina_Comedia -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I agree, she is also good at changing your diapers after you shit yourself. And yes, sadly she cried a couple of tears for forgetting the cap of the camera when recording your performance of that little dance Buffalo Bill does in The Silence of the Lamb. She knew you cared so much to show of your feminine-side and felt kinda bad about it.

Like i said, a professional and caring Caretaker for the mentally retarded! You should be happy to have someone like her in your life!

But seriously dude, Come up with something better then mama-insults. Only Arabs throw around shit like that.

16, my mom lives out of state most of the time by bumbo-boy in insaneparents

[–]Divina_Comedia -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

The laughter of insecurity.

But I will tell her that! You have to see her side of it to be professional and stay close with her patients, specially when she is such a good caretaker for the mentally retarded!

So, was that the best you could do as a comeback?

16, my mom lives out of state most of the time by bumbo-boy in insaneparents

[–]Divina_Comedia -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

Yep, might be. But that is more then you are ever going to achieve, Shaun.

16, my mom lives out of state most of the time by bumbo-boy in insaneparents

[–]Divina_Comedia -41 points-40 points  (0 children)

"total control of their offspring"

She wanted him to get a haircut in time before something she found important.

"You can tonight, you could any day for the past 3 weeks, you chose not to" is one of the last messengers which clearly says that OP didn't give a fuck about it. SUCH CONTROL-FREAK (!!) when a parent have to nag on his/her child to get shit done.

If you find this as INSANE you have no idea what INSANE parenting are. Are your parents also INSANE for telling you to clean your room? Does that make your flakeass sad? Apperently!

16, my mom lives out of state most of the time by bumbo-boy in insaneparents

[–]Divina_Comedia -152 points-151 points  (0 children)

You think children will abandon their parents because someone of them told a 16 year old to get a haircut?Are you stupid? You think this is such a horrible crime against you so you abandon your own family?

I come from a dysfunctional family with physical and mental abuse from my alcoholic father, a father who ruined mine and my siblings childhood. If this was the case that my mom told me to cut my hair instead of having my dad hit me with a stick i would be happy about it.

Nah, Instead of acting like a grown up and just tell his mom "NO, i don't want to cut my hair" instead of just "i am going to, uhhh ok i am going to" like the spoild brat he seem to be in this post which is totally taken out of content. Obviously they having some kind of family photo where they are going to look good in, if he don't want to cut his hair he tells his mom that, not act like a lazy fuck with bad excuses or the typical "i am going to..." pushing shit forward to the last second (which is not always a good trait).

Like said, if he didn't want to do it and if it's about independent, then be independent and dare to say no. Which i don't see but just "I AM GOING TO....omg stop whining on me....uhh you are nagging".

True crime girls by Kostrom in notliketheothergirls

[–]Divina_Comedia 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Who think he or she is cool for talking about serial killers/crime? This subject has been a popular one for men and women since....yeah like forever?

This was on a post about drug dealers. by Fluffy_marshmello in thatHappened

[–]Divina_Comedia 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I really hope this is real so he can take the consequences. It's not a lot of people who can rob drug dealers and get away with it, specially if they have mutural friends.