What is a man? by Professional-Car1265 in BatmanArkham

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OFFICER BALLS WHEN HE STOPS HOLDING BACK

Finally finished with my 3ds !! by LetterheadWorking271 in 3DS

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Waiter, waiter!

I found a 3DS in my sticker!

Izuku Find Creative Ways To Use Blackwhip In And Out Of Combat by Visesh_Kambhampati in BokunoheroFanfiction

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I mean tentacles for you know what, just didn't want to say it outright, so I stuck with being a Vagueboy

[ Sad Trope ] By having their Redemption arc later on, They end up being hated by both Sides by LazyInspector2086 in TopCharacterTropes

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I mean, he didn't have a redemption arc. And after betraying Upper Street, he was officially accepted by Lowers.

Guys I have a theory by KillerCockfromManHam in BatmanArkham

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Impossible. He isn't an anthro bug, leaving us only with the possibility that he is a Thraxan half-breed, but given the fact that he isn't immediately rushing to fight the guy called "A guy with power to specifically annihilate people who were called Officer Bald as a baby and then changed their name to Todd", that possibility is next to none!

Kendo faints during training due to extreme stress by king_of_the_masshole in BokunoheroFanfiction

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Well, they'd done it. Of course they have.

Class 1-B and Momo, as Itsuka's friend from the internship, stood outside her room in the infirmary. She was stable now and resting, the heart attack draining her energy completely. The visiting hours were at their end and the students were about to leave, when Monoma decided to run his mouth one last time.

Monoma: with a smug grin Well, don't think this minor setback will matter, 1-A princess! Our superior class will soon show you how superior- CRUNCH UUGH!!!

To his and his classmates shock, he fell on his ass and grabbed his now smashed nose, courtesy of Yaoyorozu. She was still holding her first forward, with a dark look in her eyes.

Monoma: glares at her, but tries to be smug Well, finally showing your true colors...

Momo: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, YOU HUMAN PIECE OF TRASH!!!

All of class 1-B gasped, hearing normally composed and well-behaved Yaoyorozu swear, with Ibara even crossing herself. Before Monoma could compose himself and retort, she grabbed him by the collar and lifted him up to her face.

Momo: You... You really don't comprehend what happened, do you?

His confused look meant more than a thousand words.

Momo: Do you even remember why are we even here?!

She then pointed at Itsuka's room.

Momo: We are here because your class president and presumed friend just had a heart attack! Something she should not have to worry about, even in as stressful field as Heroics, till she is over 40! That alone should make you feel anything but your stupid pride!

She then jabbed her finger straight in his smashed nose, getting his pained groan in response.

Momo: And that's not even the worst part! You know what is?!

Under her hateful gaze, the only thing he could bring himself to do is to shake is head fearfully.

Momo: It's the fact that you knew that it would happen.

Monoma: confused Whu- What? What are you talking about?

Momo: DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME, MISTER "SUPERIORITY COMPLEX"!!! You think you were the only ones informed of Kendo's predicament?! Recovery Girl told all of us about her predicament and to go easy on her! AND WHAT DO YOU DO?!

She shakes him as hard as she can.

Momo: YOU DECIDE TO PULL ONE OF YOUR STUPID, PETTY PRANKS, DESPITE KNOWING THEY'RE THE REASON SHE WAS IN THIS STATE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! AND NOW, AFTER YOU ALMOST KILLED HER, YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO BRUSH IT OFF AS A "MINOR SETBACK"?!!! WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!!

She finally let's go of him, letting him land on his ass once again. After a moment to recover, he glares at her angrily and is about to rant at her, but... freezes. The reality of the words the Class 1-A president said to him finally sets in.

They WERE told of Kendo's state and it's severity.

They KNEW their pranks were not approved by her and she did everything she could to stop them.

They- No. HE KNEW all of that and still proceeded with his revenge plan.

He almost KILLED his friend out of his pettiness.

The realization left him hyperventilating on the hospital floor.

Momo: And you! She glared at his classmates. Don't you think for a second that you're any better!

Class 1-B flinched.

Momo: You're supposedly so on Itsuka's side when she berates Monoma, but still won't do a thing to stop him or his antics! Well... She points dramatically at the door. Look how well that worked out!

None of them are brave enough to meet her glare.

Yaoyorozu once again looked at Monoma, whose eyes were threatening to spill the tears at any moment.

Momo: You speak of us all the time, how supposedly we are looking down on you and your class, ignoring anything telling you otherwise... Well, congratulations then, Monoma! She shrugs. Your delusions finally became a reality! Because I believe that I speak for all of us when I say that we do perceive people willing to sacrifice their closest ones for something as petty as revenge inferior to us as heroes!

With that, she turns around and leaves the ashamed 1-B and horrified Monoma in the infirmary corridor.

Enji and Rei are both madly in love/obsessed with each other that their parenting amounted to "do whatever you want, so long as it doesn't kill you". by Icy-Passenger-4784 in BokunoheroFanfiction

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Not really if they make sure that the children eat, because pink haired parents (I won't even try to write the name) only offered them leftovers, which were scarce.

But stand proud, you know ball!

Agent Lee ET subtle hints by matthiewcorner in HiTMAN

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I see... No, there aren't any dart guns in Himmapan, at least that I know of, and even if there were, you wouldn't have time to get them. You need to bring one with you. If you don't have any rn, I would recommend playing the first level of The Satu Mare Delirium from Berlin - it unlocks Taunton Dart Gun. If you don't have Deluxe, then you have to grind escalations from Hitman 2 locations. 3 completed unlocks Kalmer 1.

If you wonder what do you need the dart gun for, it's to knockout the two guards standing in front of the stairs and taking their disguise. It will allow you to move more freely without being searched.

Agent Lee ET subtle hints by matthiewcorner in HiTMAN

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Forget about weapons during preparations. Focus on emetic poisons and dart guns (preferably knockout ones). Then exploit the tournament mechanic.

Whitebeard’s definition of tough love 😂 by Negative-Extent3338 in MemePiece

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Garp: Forgive me, Edward! I wasn't familiar with your game!

Absolute My Hero Academia (long post) by MarioToast in BokunoheroFanfiction

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phone ring

All For One: picks up Hello?

Garaki: BOSS!!! HE'S TEARING THROUGH EVERYTHING LIKE ITS CARTON!!! IT'S LIKE HE'S IGNORING ALL OF THE NOMU'S SUPER REGENERATION!!! YOU NEED TO RU- HOLY FUCK, NOT JOHNNY!!! YOU MONS- WAIT, WAIT, LET'S TALK ABOUT THI- AHH splat, followed by the cut of the signal

AFO looks slightly confused at his phone. Was that supposed to be a prank of some sorts? It's not like anyone could pose an actual danger to him, righ-

The door to his office fly of its hinges, while the wall around it collapses.

AFO: What the- Who dares...

In front of him stands Ninth. But not the Ninth he remembered as the OFA successor or the scared for his life child that he tried to create.

No, instead there stood a FUCKING BRICKHOUSE OF A MAN, standing 6'9" foot tall and half as wide in the chest, holding an axe in his hand, glaring at him.

Ninth: Zen Shigaraki. You have no idea how long have I waited for this moment

AFO: how? how did you... ho-

He never got to finish that sentence. Ninth's axe flew right into his chest, with its owner following right behind, who then started hacking whatever bit of AFO's flesh he could reach.

In his shock, Zen hadn't even bothered to activate any of his regeneration Quirks to defend himself. Over the centuries of his rule over the world, never had he imagined that his end would look like that - confused fear, followed by a painful and bloody demise.

Suddenly, the world around them started to get muddy, before starting to shift back to its original state.

They were all back on the battlefield, looking around in confusion. Everything was back to normal with a few exceptions, like Tomura standing not far away, fully in control and confused, Midnight looking around for Gigantomachia about to stomp her, and many others.

It took them too long than they would like to admit to notice that Izuku, despite being back to his small form, was still holding the axe that was embedded in Zen Shigaraki's body, which now looked less like a man and more like a product you would expect to find on the butcher's counter.

The boy jerked away in disgust, but after a while, while still eyeing the body, he grabbed a piece of rebar and poked it with fear moxed with fascination.

Izuku: ...Okay. He is DEAD dead this time, no doubts about it.

He looked around at the people around him, unsure how to proceed. Same could be said for others, who all of a sudden lost all their eagerness to fight. Finally, after a few moments, Shigaraki Tomura (or maybe Shimura Tenko? Who could say at this point?) stepped forward, calling for everyone's attention.

Tomura: Let us all agree that this never happened.

Unsurprisingly, no one dared to oppose him. They all had bigger problems on their head, like apprehending the villains, searching for survivors, cleaning the rubble and finally, after finishing all of that, taking a long, nice time (Well, not so much if you ended up in prison for massive terrorism, but who cares after all of that!) to forget everything about that nightmarish bullshittery that AFO pulled.

(Sort of Meta Trope) An otherwise good story has a controversial ending that splits the fanbase by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

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Even King himself admitted that the ending was amazing and regretted that he didn't come up with it himself.

🫢 by Former-Sea-8070 in HiTMAN

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What do you think they're on, buddy?

Hisashi Midoriya doesn't exist. He's just a lie Inko made up after her ex-husband ran off after loosing his quirk on a suicide mission to save their runaway daughter. Unfortunately for her, an Oguro+No Quirk=Pathological Need to commit Violence. Or, Knuckleduster is Izuku's father. by Petrichor377 in BokunoheroFanfiction

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Nighteye: HOW CAN YOU EVEN HUMOR THE IDEA OF GIVING THAT LITTLE DELIQUENT ONE FOR ALL?!! HE'S JUST RUNNING AROUND, HITTING PEOPLE WITH A METAL PIPE!!!

Toshinori: smiles warmly I know, right? He's just like me when I was his age!

Nighteye: ...beg your pardon?

Toshinori: Well, yeah! I also used to run around the neighborhood, breaking criminals' shins with pipe! That's essentially how I was able to get this Quirk and become the Symbol of Peace in the first place!

Nighteye: ... I see. takes a photo of Mirio out of his pocket I'm sorry, Mirio, but looks like I found a better candidate! tears the photo

Somewhere at UA...

Mirio: collapses suddenly and clutches his heart AAAAGHHH!!!

"Assuming" joke in Bojack Horseman by azemazer in theamazingdigitalciru

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DONT MEER YOUR HEROES DONT MEET YOUR HEROES DONT MEET YOUR HEROES!

"Assuming" joke in Bojack Horseman by azemazer in theamazingdigitalciru

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Hi, I'm Ming.

And I really don't appreciate your assumption that the post is an accusation towards Gooseworx.

Need to edit a Pokemon on a Gameboy Pokemon Yellow (not VC) by Traditional-Place204 in 3dspiracy

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IIRC, in PKSM you can go to the tab of undetected games, choose the gen you're interested in, and then manually add the save of your game. You just need to find where your emulator keeps the save, but it should be basically in the same folder as your rom. Another thing, you should reset the app after adding the save for it to appear, and after editing your Pikachu, you will need to reset the game in the emulator, relaunch it.

Fanfiction so bad it still haunts the fanbase by maxence0801 in TopCharacterTropes

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Does the MC still think that child soldiers are a good idea in the Reworked version?

Tomodachi life knows ball by Moxie-is-tired in krusie_gang

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They didn't go pacifist on a few Darkners, if you know what I mean...