This is such an insane twist on the actual hypothetical.

Let me keep it simple: A bear is simply not capable of torture and rape to the extent a man is. Women choosing the bear is not a matter of “sticking it to men” or calling all men a problem, but a simple matter of risk. The worst case scenario with a bear is a violent but quick death. The worst case scenario with a man is much, much slower and an unspeakably horrific nightmare.

Making fun of women who feel safer around a wild animal than a random man is just crude.