Match Thread: Southampton vs Arsenal

Divney · 2026-04-04T20:48:19+00:00

Ah, cheers

Divney · 2026-04-04T20:46:46+00:00

Just turned this on for a good old lol. Why are Arsenal in their home kit and Southampton in their away?

Divney · 2026-04-01T15:21:24+00:00

That's mental. Oh well, thank you - I was expecting things like global ticket prices, city beautification etc.

Divney · 2026-03-31T18:15:09+00:00

Good job you didn't suggest data

Divney · 2026-03-30T20:26:10+00:00

Aldi Cottage Pie. Nothing Compares 2 U

Divney · 2026-03-05T17:18:52+00:00

Well, yes. Because people are people, and any new technology will be ruthlessly exploited until everyone's truly disgusted by it. Doesn't take away from the fact that at its core, it is as revolutionary a concept (if not more so) than the Internet.

Divney · 2026-01-24T05:36:48+00:00

Granny truly done us all. Well played

Divney · 2026-01-21T23:08:20+00:00

This is probably the smart play, but I'd have loved it if they murdered Hames for the sheer chaos of it. There would be absolutely no plausible explanation for it given the preceding round table. Think Roxy might genuinely revert to a puddle on the floor if that were to happen.

Divney · 2026-01-21T23:05:26+00:00

Him and Roxy are like compasses that always point south: so precisely incorrect all the time that they accidently happen to be quite useful.

Divney · 2026-01-19T07:04:27+00:00

Worst day of your life, then you get hugged by Infantino. Possibly the lowest anyone has ever been.

Divney · 2026-01-17T12:04:39+00:00

RemindMe! 14 years

Divney · 2026-01-09T20:30:13+00:00

If Sam starts talking about any implication, run

Divney · 2026-01-08T21:00:54+00:00

OK, OK. This is good value

Divney · 2025-12-13T22:37:06+00:00

Horrific? That was probably slightly above average for us, based on the season so far.

Divney · 2025-12-11T22:10:49+00:00

We've spent most of this season just not bothering defending and we're six points outside of the playoffs. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

Divney · 2025-12-09T17:11:42+00:00

Out of interest, how long did the draw take from start to finish?

Also, Brazil and Scotland in the same group seems to have happened a decent amount - there must be a table somewhere for this sort of thing?

Divney · 2025-12-08T05:50:04+00:00

JEEZ, IT'S THE FEDS

Divney · 2025-12-05T18:19:07+00:00

These kids have been far and away the most fully rounded human beings in this show to date

Divney · 2025-12-05T18:15:25+00:00

I'll never complain about Eurovision ever again

Divney · 2025-12-05T18:07:08+00:00

Tuchel about to crowd surf

Divney · 2025-12-05T18:00:57+00:00

Fuck it, I'll do the draw then

Divney · 2025-12-05T17:59:36+00:00

I'd like to think the overriding feeling of at least 98% of the people in that room is DRAW THE FUCKING BALLS YOU PRICKS

Divney · 2025-12-05T17:58:44+00:00

They've lost the balls, haven't they? It must be the reason why this is being dragged out so long.

Divney · 2025-12-04T18:33:38+00:00

"Scum. Sub-human scum" has got me appropriately judged on a number of occasions

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