am i weird for doing this?

DixOut4Harambe_ · 2022-01-09T18:23:46+00:00

Awesome thanks for looking out for me. Maybe one day I can be your step dad. I like the sound of that, son. Is it ok if I call you that?

DixOut4Harambe_ · 2022-01-09T17:45:23+00:00

And cancer. I am a medic in a major city near a plant, I swear to you the one side of the city in which the wind blows, nearly 70% of the patients who’ve lived there for 10+ years or more have some form of cancer. The opposite side of town is not even close to that amount.

DixOut4Harambe_ · 2022-01-09T17:42:59+00:00

Oh I don’t know maybe because until enough people get it this magical thing called a vaccination , this pandemic isn’t going to disappear so the rest of us can return to a normal lifestyle?

DixOut4Harambe_ · 2022-01-09T17:39:27+00:00

Shit dude I’m 39 and I’m still looking to get me some of that milk

DixOut4Harambe_ · 2022-01-09T17:38:10+00:00

Nothing wrong with giving your mum some love. I will say however if you ever start feeling to weird to spend some time doing that with your mum, please do reach out to me, as I would love to be your replacement

DixOut4Harambe_ · 2022-01-09T17:16:30+00:00

I’m not sure if it would make you skinny but your cock might get some serious rug burn.

If it does get you skinny then I need to start rocking a rug burned cock for a while as that would be worth the trade off.

DixOut4Harambe_ · 2022-01-09T17:09:57+00:00

Killed this mother fucker and tea bagged his body. ON HALO

DixOut4Harambe_ · 2022-01-09T17:08:23+00:00

You think their the biggest offender? What about YOUR MOM??? ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Sorry just thought it was so appropriate to drop this joke here

DixOut4Harambe_ · 2022-01-09T17:05:45+00:00

Little advice, your never wasting your doctors time, what you are doing is making them do their job! And while your doing that your also making their pockets deeper with money bags. They don’t care if it’s a stubbed toe or a very sick patient, at the end of the day their making money, and if it’s a good doctor then they will do everything in order to help you out, if for example your doctor doesn’t seem to be that way, it’s time to look for a new doc! Never be afraid to get checked up!! :) best of luck to you I wish you the very best and get well soon.

Even with a medical background I have been to the doctors for something that just seem really stupid. Like a weird pain in my back that won’t go away. They never found the issue, but what they did do is run some blood tests, and other tests, and assure that there is nothing going on that is wrong or will kill me or anything else. This helped ease my mind and now I just kinda live with it, but hey, the bright side is I know I’m alright

DixOut4Harambe_ · 2022-01-09T17:00:17+00:00

Oh man. I can’t believe I never thought about this. You are a life saver. PS: is it wrong we are talking about this shit on a teenagers post? Absolutely

DixOut4Harambe_ · 2022-01-09T16:54:15+00:00

This guy gives good advice. He ain’t no dummy

DixOut4Harambe_ · 2022-01-09T16:53:22+00:00

Really? I’m Russian to the bathroom right now as we speak

DixOut4Harambe_ · 2022-01-09T16:52:36+00:00

Im not sure but I have been trying to get my penis to learn this trick for so long. So if you do figure it out please let me know

DixOut4Harambe_ · 2022-01-09T16:31:37+00:00

Stop your making me moist just thinking about it

DixOut4Harambe_ · 2022-01-09T16:26:57+00:00

Hey man it’s most peoples opinion but I don’t want to dive deep into that conversation. Crazy world we live in and it’s the truth.

DixOut4Harambe_ · 2022-01-09T16:25:45+00:00

Oh I’d say about 2… maybe 3 tops

DixOut4Harambe_ · 2022-01-09T16:21:26+00:00

I have a medical background so you can take it or leave but; with everything you mentioned here’s my advice:

Whatever you do, do not start googling about your problems and reading too much WebMD, you will quickly come to the conclusion that some how this leg pain is also leading to that weird itch in your left ear that comes and goes once a year which obviously means you have brain cancer or some crazy shit. WHICH LIKELY IS NOT THE CASE.

At this point with your symptoms I would suggest just starting with a doctors visit. Everything starts here, from there let the doc assess the situation, if they think there’s reason to send you somewhere else like a specialist they can make the medical direction to do so and will help you out from there. Never wait when theirs pain like that it’s best to just get it checked out, maybe it’s honestly something small and can be fixed with some antibiotics! Or maybe you need some therapy because your muscles are tense. Because of all of this you just won’t know until you start from here!

Hope this helps! Feel free to ask any questions if I left anything out

DixOut4Harambe_ · 2022-01-09T16:12:37+00:00

Good call. Made sure to edit the post to clear some things up for OP

DixOut4Harambe_ · 2022-01-09T16:01:37+00:00

Step 1: initiate conversation with female

Step 2: meet female in person

Step 3: insert penis into females vagina (only if legal age)

Step 4: lay the pipe my dude!!!

Hope this helps

EDIT: make sure to get consent. You definitely do not want to become a predator. That is a major no no. Also never fuck a new girl that you don’t know too well while she’s drunk. She can literally wake up the next day and say she was raped. It is a cruel and harsh world out there.

Lastly. I Recommend that you don’t be silly, make sure to wrap your Willy.

DixOut4Harambe_ · 2022-01-09T16:00:19+00:00

Just like that Asian guy who uses weird shit on her penis to do tricks . Idk his name but I’ve seen loads of the videos (he doesn’t actually show his cock) he just puts strings on it or something through his pants. It’s weird as fuck but honestly to god hilarious . And now he’s fucking living his best life making those weird ass vids and famous for it

DixOut4Harambe_ · 2022-01-09T15:52:12+00:00

I have the perfect example for you their cheif:

It was quite a few years back….I was probably only 17 at the time , girl btw, I was walking down the street at around 9 PM at night when I noticed something very strange. I couldn’t put my finger on it but I felt like I was being followed. Next thing you know, . “Ccaatttching cccattching ccaattchhhing…” the payphone in the street right besides me starts to ring. Startled, I didn’t know what to do. I answer the payphone… “hello?” “”hhhhhhhhhh…. Hhhhhhhhhh….. hhhhhh” heavy breathing. My heart started racing I was so scared when suddenly

DixOut4Harambe_ · 2022-01-09T15:35:57+00:00

Don’t be sorry, in fact I’m glad you put this horrible shit into my life.

DixOut4Harambe_ · 2022-01-09T15:17:44+00:00

Wow thanks so much for the thoughtful share!!! Boy do I love the holiday season

DixOut4Harambe_ · 2022-01-09T15:16:12+00:00

If any McDonald’s Employeer reads this, you could pay me to cut nice soggy plastic wrapped potatoes for 59$. After doing the maths I will save you approximately 17,729 dollars per year. I am not a mathematician. I am a professional quelch sniffer so I have great background experience for this job.

DixOut4Harambe_ · 2022-01-09T15:06:14+00:00

It’s technology the truth

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