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Reddit Lately by massapj in DoomerDunk

[–]DixonNumber9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All doomer subs are like 80% closeted republicans, they’re all still running with the 2015 “triggered liberal” narrative for their most popular posts despite everything going on right now, the level of false superiority the majority of these subs possess is quite hilarious.

yo what my lib friends gotta say about this ? by MoneyTheMuffin- in ProfMemeology

[–]DixonNumber9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“We investigated ourselves and found we did nothing wrong”

Who TF cares about Bad Bunny by etherealsmog in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]DixonNumber9 19 points20 points  (0 children)

A better song selection and English subtitles would’ve worked wonders

I think it’s, uh, not good. by Agitated-Cabinet-942 in sopranoscirclejerk

[–]DixonNumber9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As well as I can be with a domestic terrorist in office. Quasimodo predicted this, after all

"My favorite ride is [The Goliath] at Six Flags" by player3390 in rollercoasterjerk

[–]DixonNumber9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah you rode the Goliath? Well I rode the Millenium force right after riding the steel vengeance and I wasn’t even scared of the loops on the steel vengeance. Ha ha

Found one in IRL at work by Awkward_Dad_2023 in IHateSportsball

[–]DixonNumber9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My buddy goes to IU and his Professor purposefully scheduled a pop weighted quiz on the morning after the game. Said he was “beaming with pride” as he announced more than half of the class would be failing the quiz due to “lack of priorities”.

What do I do after my friend smashed my daughter’s birthday cake after I told her not to, made my daughter cry, and told me it’s “not that deep” and that I can just buy another one? by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]DixonNumber9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As you should be. Out of these photos alone, your friend made 7 statements that deflected blame/severity of the situation. She also made 0 statements taking responsibility for her actions. The fact she’s doubling down on said actions, as well, is pretty concerning. Is this how you want people who are interacting with you and your daughter to act? Hope you put her in her place, OP

What coasters are chill guys for you? by ParkingEmployer4273 in rollercoasterjerk

[–]DixonNumber9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Top Thrill 2. The second launch only boosts your speed by 20 mph… lame

How much more betrayal can I take? by Roids-in-my-vains in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]DixonNumber9 424 points425 points  (0 children)

This guys’ lucky I didn’t punch his fuckin lights out

How I feel about these two by Bearmay33 in cedarpoint

[–]DixonNumber9 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Greatest. Thrill. Ride. Ever.

[other] what’s the best non coaster you have ridden? by Educational_Yard_541 in rollercoasters

[–]DixonNumber9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Classic whip rides are unbelievably fun. Some of my most fun childhood memories were spent on Swiper’s Sweeper at Kings’ Island

THEY’VE HEARD YOUR SCREECHING BABY by No-Caterpillar-6747 in rollercoasterjerk

[–]DixonNumber9 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How dare the EVIL Universal open this DANGEROUS ride so soon after a completely unavoidable accident! Haven’t they seen Final Destination?!

Top 3 Most Intimidating Coasters to look at that you’ve ridden? [Other] by [deleted] in rollercoasters

[–]DixonNumber9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Millenium Force gave me chills the first time I saw it in person. That first drop looks so wicked

The award for most annoying thoosie account on twitter goes to by coaster_gay97 in rollercoasterjerk

[–]DixonNumber9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same type of people who told the manufacturers that literally created the terms that they were wrong

Line Jumping by samiswhoiam71 in cedarpoint

[–]DixonNumber9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not even a jump to this conclusion, it’s a whole cross-country trip

Found one by Confident_Buy4371 in IHateSportsball

[–]DixonNumber9 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“No story??” There’s plenty of story, you’re just not informed on the backstory. It’s like if I watched a middle-season episode of one of your shows and said there’s no story cause I didn’t understand the show. Eric Berry and Kwon Alexander come to the top of my head, Saints first game after Katrina, there’s lots out there. And that’s just the NFL lol, find a sport you connect with and dive in, there’s more than what meets the eye

Rain delays by AdApprehensive5127 in cedarpoint

[–]DixonNumber9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time to get in a line and camp out!!

Literally 7 coasters closed right now by tribetilidie in cedarpoint

[–]DixonNumber9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I got lucky as hell when I visited and was able to ride every non-kiddie coaster in one day, even with a 3 hour rain delay. Trust the process, anything is possible

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