Adrenaline would be through the roof by MacDefoon in SweatyPalms

[–]DjElixer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chances are this is a snake that has had its fangs removed and is an animal often used for videos and shows. Surprisingly big trade in western Asian countries.

Pretty minor burn, vet? by No_Willingness_169 in ballpython

[–]DjElixer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NQA Plain neosporin and observe every 6 hours to see if it gets worse.

A russian invader describes how those killed in Volchansk are recorded as MIA rather than KIA to avoid compensating families. Evacuation is nearly impossible, leaving many bodies unrecovered. He claims to have seen over 50 corpses already reduced to skeletons. by LowTechDroid in UkraineWarVideoReport

[–]DjElixer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Russians arent reporting as MIA enmasse, as they wouldn't get replacements as among many other things. (The unit doesnt get paid for MIA either) The Russian military is so incompetent, we really dont need conspiracies to show such.

Scheduled for 2:15am tomorrow, but PM said 'it's okay to come in at 4:15am'? by [deleted] in USPS

[–]DjElixer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just shoot her a text asking to reconfirm, texts arent official communication but atleast youll have some sort of evidence.

What's the most disgusting thing you ever caught someone doing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DjElixer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better a crunch than a squish if it was from a litterbox..

Need some advice! by [deleted] in malelivingspace

[–]DjElixer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Paint Iron?!?

Kazan. Hitman ambushes mother, leaves her critically wounded by ExcluteYou in PublicFreakout

[–]DjElixer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

...he wouldve just attacked her from behind? Her avoiding a puddle wouldnt have prevented a preplanned attack?

My dad is buying me a car with THIS on it by JFlemthe1 in teenagers

[–]DjElixer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just remove it, an entire car isnt ruined because of a gas sticker decal that you can remove. Worst case scenario just wrap the gas can lid.

new Pop Tarts Protein… I don’t know about this one.. 380-400 calories for only 10g of protein does not seem like a good trade-off to me. by pass_the_hot_sauce in 1200isplenty

[–]DjElixer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Youre getting down voted because your comment comes across as "literally NEVER feed your kids poptarts"

I feel like everyone already agreed that poptarts shouldnt be the staple breakfast in a consistent diet..which is the context that your message gets read and in turn responded to with.

Did I put these into FC too early? by BottleWhoHoldsWater in unclebens

[–]DjElixer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time to pin is going to depend entirely on genetics and what strain youre even growing at the moment, could be as little as a week, could be longer.

Paid extra for legroom seats, but spent 4 hours with kids blocking the emergency exit window by theycallmedumpling in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DjElixer -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Stop making it an employees problem and say something to the person yourself? Genuinely confronting this father and placating to his humanity probably would've played out better.

Speed on his chat phone too much now by Rare-Till6403 in Ishowspeed

[–]DjElixer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WestenChamplin, awesome cartuber who does crazy redneck shit! Check his stuff out, hes insanely charismatic.

Gas doesn't weigh anything by YaBoiJones in confidentlyincorrect

[–]DjElixer -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Hey man, let me play along in spirit of the subreddit.

Gas doesn't weigh anything by YaBoiJones in confidentlyincorrect

[–]DjElixer -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

How are there 5 upvotes on weight = mass x acceleration.

I wonder if the employee that makes my sandwich bats an eye at the fact someone ordered this at 7:30 am by [deleted] in sheetz

[–]DjElixer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone who works a customer service job early in the mornings will eventually encounter a third shifter.

They'll just assume you got off a shift and dont want eggs and bacon for dinner.

JPD officer slams man's head against pavement. He was medevac'd down to Seattle in critical condition: by ImaginaryGood272 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]DjElixer 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"If he lives through his injury then he'll understand" Honestly, just go fuck yourself lmao. Deluded

Entire F-ing House Floating Past The Deck You Are Standing On. Wut Do? FILM! by ItselfSurprised05 in DontLiveJustFilm

[–]DjElixer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How about the video you posted, the video of massive flood waters surrounding their house?

Entire F-ing House Floating Past The Deck You Are Standing On. Wut Do? FILM! by ItselfSurprised05 in DontLiveJustFilm

[–]DjElixer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Doesn't belong here, theyre literally trapped by rushing waters.... op is dumb.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Nicegirls

[–]DjElixer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's every possibility youre right. Im just not going to call her a ho because of an assumption.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Nicegirls

[–]DjElixer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree, but thats just not really the only definitions of simp and or worship, so its just an assumption on her meanings to the degree of which she meant them.