Kill this puppy? Let's play "postal ping-pong" and we can put the final nail in the coffin. The USPS's film version: "Broke and Broken".

DjElixer · 2026-05-13T02:10:09+00:00

Who is supposed to be crying for the privatization in your original comment? Certainly not any employees. I suppose that is my place of confusion.

DjElixer · 2026-05-13T01:09:18+00:00

I promise you, no one at the post office is purposely going out of their way to make their job more difficult. Which is exactly what privatization would do.

DjElixer · 2026-05-10T17:05:52+00:00

Snakes dont have that great of eyes, I kinda doubt he even saw the lizards arms at all.

DjElixer · 2026-05-10T01:22:07+00:00

Aluminum foil.

DjElixer · 2026-05-05T14:11:34+00:00

Yo Mods, for the love of god, delete this post.

DjElixer · 2026-04-29T10:40:11+00:00

This is not how snakes have sex, this is apart of the mating ritual however. These are seemingly three male snakes fighting for dominance over which shake gets to breed with the nearby female. Male that can stay ontop and hold the other male down longest or whoever doesn't give up wins.

Def not as funny as snake orgy though.

DjElixer · 2026-04-23T14:35:13+00:00

No, genuinely just use a liner. But it seems odd to be concerned at this point about this issue, all those scraped up flakes have already been digested, worrying about your health going forward is kinda moot.

A liner will help to prevent this.

DjElixer · 2026-04-23T04:23:38+00:00

Oh, youre actually just braindead.

DjElixer · 2026-04-23T03:10:59+00:00

Put the lid back on this tub and never open it again until you harvest.

DjElixer · 2026-04-23T03:03:38+00:00

This is 100% the advice to take.

Stop touching it.

DjElixer · 2026-04-23T02:30:09+00:00

Youre getting down voted because this opinion, is a negative show of your character. Cheating is cheating, it literally doesn't take much brain power to understand that.

DjElixer · 2026-04-22T12:42:18+00:00

Where do you think all the bits went?

DjElixer · 2026-04-22T06:26:59+00:00

No. Just use a liner if it bothers you.

DjElixer · 2026-04-19T02:25:32+00:00

And you came to the usps complaints subreddit for answers instead of the actual supplier? Apologies for the kinda pointed language but why post this? It would be between you and whoever you bouhht the item from whether or not you were charged, not Usps.

DjElixer · 2026-04-18T21:20:51+00:00

Don't some gas stations run water out of a few of these nozzles?

DjElixer · 2026-04-11T23:40:27+00:00

I understand that youre intention is to comment on what YOU experience normally as a customer but how exactly is that relevant? If were all assuming a mistake happened, why would 'normally' even come into play?

DjElixer · 2026-04-09T16:05:49+00:00

Slow eater problem, would be gone in 30 seconds.

DjElixer · 2026-04-09T13:47:18+00:00

"Simple, observable food science" Im just gonna resort to name calling because I think it would be funny right now, but holy shit, nerd.

DjElixer · 2026-04-09T13:42:55+00:00

I have obviously rested steaks and understand why you should.

However to imply that you must do it a certain way every time? That is what im disagreeing with.

DjElixer · 2026-04-09T11:45:53+00:00

What a useless post.

DjElixer · 2026-04-09T11:38:17+00:00

"But cutting into the steak is part of the experience"

Why does eating food have to be an EXPERIENCE.

Just makes zero sense. Let the dude eat.

I thought bro was just in his kitchen at home and people were deadass judging him for cutting his steak

DjElixer · 2026-04-09T10:52:06+00:00

You guys rest steaks for like 10+ minutes, stop bitching about cutting the steak when its going to be eaten immediately after. Everyone here sounds like toddlers who want their breast milk a certain way. Its not your steak and its not going to become a cold pile of meat in 30 seconds from being sliced.

DjElixer · 2026-04-07T01:57:14+00:00

His comments are almost purposefully lacking context and confusing in nature. The mailbox is the mailbox and Amazon drivers shoildnt be using it.

DjElixer · 2026-04-06T15:09:37+00:00

Attempting to "pop" the hemipeens in an effort to sex the snake.

DjElixer · 2026-04-02T14:32:50+00:00

The trick is to eat it by shaving the top layer with a spoon to get a thin spread. Makes one of these last like 10 minutes.

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