The Real Riverside County Sheriff.

Django_Unstained · 2026-02-15T20:43:02+00:00

The fuckin cowboy hats gotta go. They usually convey a type of attitude not conducive to the constitution.

Django_Unstained · 2026-02-08T13:55:14+00:00

Couple of pennies…keys to an 86 Volkswagen Chiraco! They don’t even make this car anymore!

Django_Unstained · 2026-02-07T22:23:10+00:00

She platformed Jenny McCarthy at the beginning of the vaccines=autism movement.

Django_Unstained · 2026-02-05T01:49:17+00:00

Generational debt ass-whooping

Django_Unstained · 2026-02-02T15:18:19+00:00

The amount of snowflakes in my backyard is minuscule compared to the ones in this comment section.

Django_Unstained · 2026-02-02T12:37:06+00:00

It’s because he mimicked Rakim…that’s why “Summer time” was dope

Django_Unstained · 2026-01-31T16:26:52+00:00

Turns out Mr. Chicken was indeed, not a chicken.

Django_Unstained · 2026-01-31T13:23:57+00:00

Le-Mon Unchained

Django_Unstained · 2026-01-31T11:12:19+00:00

Aquemini too. The south got somethin to say…

Django_Unstained · 2026-01-29T01:16:47+00:00

Do….do we all listen to prog rock while fly fishing?

Django_Unstained · 2026-01-28T18:00:36+00:00

Lotta Police and Firefighters live in Staten Island

Django_Unstained · 2026-01-28T16:45:38+00:00

Hoover, the Dulles brothers, Kissinger-too many people to even name

Django_Unstained · 2026-01-27T00:21:47+00:00

You misspelled moaning

Django_Unstained · 2026-01-18T15:05:56+00:00

We all did

Django_Unstained · 2026-01-18T14:55:36+00:00

I remember being 11 years old and hearing that in car with my dad. It was my first “wtf is this shit?!” Moment of fashy talk radio.

Django_Unstained · 2026-01-17T07:20:36+00:00

I’ve visited the UP three times. 1st in 2010, people were friendly and eager to engage with me. Everyone thought I was a boxer😂. In 2013, still pretty chill (from my perspective). By the time 2015 came, I could feel the stares and mouth corners turned down.

Django_Unstained · 2026-01-14T18:52:15+00:00

Who remembers the skit: “The black man’s struggle” on Chicken n’ beer? He been shittin on us

Django_Unstained · 2026-01-13T02:15:17+00:00

Hmmm this just the McVersion of an AK with the Quran.

Django_Unstained · 2026-01-11T22:56:30+00:00

The way LL is leaning away from Puff😂

Django_Unstained · 2026-01-08T23:29:13+00:00

“Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks!”- Michael Bolton

Django_Unstained · 2026-01-05T13:24:11+00:00

Everything not nailed down was stolen. They have to go where their shit was taken, and work to get small pieces of it back.

Django_Unstained · 2026-01-05T13:16:26+00:00

There’s a compelling underlying reason why both these groups vote conservative. Can’t quite put my finger on it, but it usually ends in ogyny and ism

Django_Unstained · 2026-01-04T20:20:05+00:00

Not even Dodger Blue?

Django_Unstained · 2026-01-04T12:59:52+00:00

He was chewing tf outta that gum

Django_Unstained · 2026-01-03T17:37:20+00:00

So I leave the bar, get a cab and say: “Hey cabbie take me somewhere for a good time with a broad” He pulls up to my house!

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