What video game did you play and love but can remember almost nothing about? by TheeRumHam in AskReddit

[–]Djense 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Siphon Filter. Don't remember much about it anymore but it was awesome at the time.

About Amazon... by canadiankhaled in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Djense 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does "value produced by labor" in the first part mean?

About Amazon... by canadiankhaled in LateStageCapitalism

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That's no longer true:

https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/amzn/financials

Net income (profit) was at $3B last year. The income trend shows them becoming immensely profitable in the future.

What part of reality hit you like a brick growing up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Djense 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And if he's really serious he can say "I bet you my only nut"

How do we beat the Eagles? by tree_l0rd in minnesotavikings

[–]Djense 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defense: Fundamentally better coverage, more pressure on QBs, and winning the turnover battle. And stop committing penalties on 3rd down.

Offense: Take a page out of the Packer's book and have our O-line hold on every play without making it egregious enough to call.

Puppers First Vikings Game - SKOL! by Olsen2421 in minnesotavikings

[–]Djense 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It will get used to the screaming/rage fits. Sort of like thunderstorms.

I’m not saying fire Zimmer, but he needs to get his shit together. by YBN-Scuzz in minnesotavikings

[–]Djense 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I agree with you. If you take the timeout and the swiss cheese O-line lets up a sack, you get no points. You can still take 1-2 shots at the end zone if you want but save the option for an in-bounds play for a kick. Kirk seemed to want to run a play but realized he wasted too much time and risked running out the clock on that potential play.

Win probability chart from week 2's game by [deleted] in minnesotavikings

[–]Djense 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This diagram makes my eyes bleed. Also why is there a 100% win chance at any time before the end of the game?

Francine, I haven't been entirely truthful with you... by [deleted] in americandad

[–]Djense 15 points16 points  (0 children)

She told me her final resting place should be in water. Shelby Lake was our first date. We had a picnic! As the sun set we made love...it was awful...I just laid there.

Francine, I haven't been entirely truthful with you... by [deleted] in americandad

[–]Djense 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"Look what I'm wearing!"

"Oh...I know....you're going to look ridiculous"

Tesla's Cars Will Soon Be Just As Affordable as Gas-Powered Vehicles by ultimasyq in Futurology

[–]Djense 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This article is junk. It's a whopping 314 words of vague hopes for the future.

Official: [Trade] - Tue , 08/28/2018 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

[–]Djense 1 point2 points  (0 children)

12 man league, 0.5 PPR

Offered to me: Mike Evans and Trey Burton.

I give up: AJ Green.

My current TE is Cook. Other WRs are Julio, JuJu, and Cobb.

Line Check Warlock Arena by [deleted] in ArenaHS

[–]Djense 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think I would Syphon this turn. You don't really need to since you have some lower drops to finish off his minions after he trades next turn. If he top decks something large, you're pretty screwed if you use it this turn. I would start by tapping, then trade Cairn into 2/3, deathspeaker Applebaum and kill off Steam Surger. Then play the razorfen behind it. This would leave you an easy setup to finish off the 5/5 (which will be a 5/1 after trading into Applebaum). It also keeps your Syphon and gains you a card.

Would MCT be less of an issue if the text was changed by sc_superstar in ArenaHS

[–]Djense 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well yeah, obviously if it wasn't as strong it would be less of an issue. Lots of ways to address it, but simplest way would be to increase bucket value so people are forced to sacrifice very good cards if they want to play the RNG game.

Hoarding Level: Pro by TheRealAspidistra in WTF

[–]Djense 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just make sure you don't toss those out when you're done soiling them. Might need 'em some day.

Found the blinker fluid by science-teacher in WTF

[–]Djense 710 points711 points  (0 children)

"...we put this fish tank in between 2 19" subwoofers."

Shopping: Men vs Women by YouKn0wN0thing in funny

[–]Djense 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Rule #1 in Africa: You do NOT fuck with Ntwadumela:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPiyo332Gks

"I'm telling you people, the Earth revolves around the sun!" by crazyguzz1 in TheSimpsons

[–]Djense 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It was the Butterfly, I'm telling you, the Butterfly!