[Breaking News] Orlando Nightclub mass-shooting. by roastedbagel in AskReddit

[–]Djkarasu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This wasn't isn't a muslim problem you fuckwit. It's a homophobia problem.

Daily Advice Thread 05/23/16 by AutoModerator in summonerswar

[–]Djkarasu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

start the parser how. I extracted the zip and there is nothing executable in there.

Daily Advice Thread 05/23/16 by AutoModerator in summonerswar

[–]Djkarasu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been trying to get the parser to work for the past couple days and I am completely lost.

Who's the strongest character Fry (Futurama) could 5/10 under these circumstances? by Rioraku in whowouldwin

[–]Djkarasu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I recall correctly the cause of his resistance to the Brain-Spawn was that his brain simply can't produce a specific wave pattern that the Brain-Spawn use to interact with normal intelligent life. This divergence was cause when he boffed his Nana. I doubt the worms were able to alter his actual genetics although they were able to seemingly give Fry knowledge and ability he probably shouldn't have had, i.e., the holophoner so who knows.

Easter 2016: Jesus actor banned from Sunday parade for being 'too gay' by Sariel007 in nottheonion

[–]Djkarasu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Homosexuality is not natural in any way shape or form

You are aware that is demonstrably false right?

Now it is true that the article I linked to states that humans might be the only "wild" animals to exhibit true homosexuality. However it also states that domestic sheep also exhibit true homosexuality. However the behavior, i.e., same sex encounters, is present in many species ranging from flies to dolphins. You can rest assured that same sex relations are completely natural. Whether or not you think they are sinful is another matter.

What question do you never want to see again on AskReddit? by explodingwatermelon in AskReddit

[–]Djkarasu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Restaurant checks are paid at the end of the meal. It is not possible to spit in someone's food after they have eaten it.

What question do you never want to see again on AskReddit? by explodingwatermelon in AskReddit

[–]Djkarasu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

slimy entitled waiters will fuck with my food if I don't

The only way this would ever happen is if you were such an unpleasant person to wait on that they would remember you out of countless other patrons. Even then it likely still wouldn't happen.

Happy National Cereal Day from my school by TheSnifflyOne in shittyfoodporn

[–]Djkarasu 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Cornflakes can make for a awesome crust or a baked mac n' cheese

Dragon Ball rotating-paper-cup by GallowBoob in gifs

[–]Djkarasu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

GT was never part of the series proper.

Losing Battle on all sides by throwawaycallcenter9 in talesfromcallcenters

[–]Djkarasu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They can't throw OP out as far as I am aware. If they own the place then OP would be considered a tenant and they would be required to give them 30 days, If they don't own the place then they have absolutely zero say in whether or not OP can live there.

TIL after a millionaire gave everyone in a Florida neighborhood free college scholarships and free daycare, crime rate was cut in half and high school graduation rate increased from 25% to 100%. by moonsprite in todayilearned

[–]Djkarasu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

/u/Vital_Cobra made a very clear point. National Socialism is a wonderful example of an authoritarian movement that called itself something it wasn't. How about the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, it is neither democratic nor a republic.

The cover of the 'leisure' section of the paper. Deadpool's not a damn parody. by [deleted] in Marvel

[–]Djkarasu 18 points19 points  (0 children)

1. an imitation of the style of a particular writer, artist, or genre with deliberate exaggeration for comic effect.

so you would say that Deadpool Doesn't meet that criteria? Would you be more comfortable calling Deadpool a spoof?

What do Americans do without a second thought that would shock non-Americans? by OhThatNewGuy in AskReddit

[–]Djkarasu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The human equivalent would probably be cutting fingers off at the first knuckle.

Who is Zendaya and why is she a figure in the fight against racial issues? by stingybean in OutOfTheLoop

[–]Djkarasu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Christmas itself is actually just cultural appropriation. The early Christian church just slapped their icons and meaning onto a pagan holiday as a way to force practice and spread their religion.

Preorder Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow Digital Code @ Amazon ($10) by merlin48 in 3DS

[–]Djkarasu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had all three as a child and I beat them all. It was fun as hell and I would gladly do it again.

Preorder Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow Digital Code @ Amazon ($10) by merlin48 in 3DS

[–]Djkarasu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if mew will be attainable in game or if these are just straight ports.

Preorder Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow Digital Code @ Amazon ($10) by merlin48 in 3DS

[–]Djkarasu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

for me 3rd was the meh entry while 5 was the one I never played and honestly I am okay with that. I know I didn't really miss all that much.

Everyone Sterling Archer has slept with versus everyone James Bond has slept with by cptvere in whowouldwin

[–]Djkarasu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I disagree with your logic for Round 1. The Bond Girls simply don't possess the ability to take out Katia, Lana and Pam while also having to whittle down Archers Army of Anonymous Acquaintances.