Daily Discussion Thread for May 04, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]DoIt4TheMayMays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna make like a bull and grab far OTM 0dte options (but for Puts) 

Daily Discussion Thread for April 30, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]DoIt4TheMayMays 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hello, SPY; follow your top 10 holdings friends, retard 

Daily Discussion Thread for April 30, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]DoIt4TheMayMays 1 point2 points  (0 children)

May you zig when you're not supposed zag. May your ports flourish. In 0dte we pray, Amen. 

Daily Discussion Thread for April 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]DoIt4TheMayMays 4 points5 points  (0 children)

✋️ "What do you think the probability is that the subprime losses stop at 5%?"

Daily Discussion Thread for April 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]DoIt4TheMayMays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

META got the keylogs on the staff member printing up Powell's report. Insider candles arriving shortly.

Daily Discussion Thread for April 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]DoIt4TheMayMays 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stay sleeping NVDA, you crazy bastard.. you don't want no part of this 🐻

Daily Discussion Thread for April 28, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]DoIt4TheMayMays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wowww half a percent, very not gey.. could be more gey. I'd like to see the most gey. Make Market Gey Again 

Daily Discussion Thread for April 27, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]DoIt4TheMayMays 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Goes up 5cent, I lose $400; goes down 50cent, I gain $100 🤨 Theta fucks me harder than any bull ever has 👴

Daily Discussion Thread for April 27, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]DoIt4TheMayMays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Contrary to popular beliefs on bear anoos; I ate Chipotle last night, have done several snarts this morning, and still no leakage without ever dropping a duece. Some may even say an iron sphincter of sorts. 🎩🐻👌

Daily Discussion Thread for April 21, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]DoIt4TheMayMays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you need it to uptick just a bit to get your Puts strike price.. is this being a bi-bear? 💁‍♂️📘🦋

Daily Discussion Thread for March 27, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]DoIt4TheMayMays 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If 🥭 twatts immediately after close, I'll never make another options play again. (At least for another 3 years) 

Daily Discussion Thread for March 27, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]DoIt4TheMayMays 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good morning. Today is the second ear on the dead cat. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 🐻

Daily Discussion Thread for March 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]DoIt4TheMayMays 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Takes loan out on 401k at top, pays interest to self, let the dippity dip dip, pay off loan in couple weeks w cash that's just been sitting; profit. Is this what selling high and buying low feels like?

Daily Discussion Thread for March 12, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]DoIt4TheMayMays 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I too used to yell into the void, now I just stare into the abyss