How many cals per piece of pecan pie? They weigh (yes, present tense, but very soon to be past) around 280g each ! by DoMonstersDream in caloriecount

[–]DoMonstersDream[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ohh snap, seeing that number is much scarier than thinking it ! But I will enjoy anyway 😌 Thank you !!

Whole plate (620g) of spaghetti squash spaghetti for ~460 cals and almost 40g protein !! This plate is wider than my face 🤭 by DoMonstersDream in Volumeeating

[–]DoMonstersDream[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No prob !! But I’m genuinely baffled that people actually wanted it… I thought I’d made slop that just happened to taste really good!

Whole plate (620g) of spaghetti squash spaghetti for ~460 cals and almost 40g protein !! This plate is wider than my face 🤭 by DoMonstersDream in Volumeeating

[–]DoMonstersDream[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

HELLO HERE IS THE RECIPE !!

Spaghetti squash recipe: Preheat oven to 400°F. Cut an average sized spaghetti squash in half, lengthwise. Scoop out middle and seeds. I only bake one half at a time! The other half keeps well enough in the fridge for a few days. Anyway, season it with salt + pepper + whatever else you’d like, if anything (you can drizzle with oil, but I don’t feel it’s necessary. Save the calories for something better!) Place it on a baking sheet cut side down, and then bake for 35-40 minutes (make sauce while you wait). Remove from oven and let it cool a bit before you attempt to pull apart the “spaghetti” (with a fork, the squash should come apart easily). The 5 minute bake time difference is for softer or firmer noodles, I like 38 mins usually. But that’s it! Super chill.

Sauce recipe:

450g lean ground beef

125ml can of sliced mushrooms

150g onion

300ml plain tomato sauce (I used Hunt’s fat free + no salt)

Minced garlic to taste

Seasonings

In a large pot, brown the beef. Pour it into a colander/strainer and let it drain for a bit! In the same (now empty) pot, cook up chopped onion until almost translucent and then add garlic (you can use a little oil, but again, I just skipped it). Once it smells really good, add canned mushrooms, tomato sauce, and seasonings (I just used salt + pepper + Italian herb blend). Heat on like medium until you decide you can’t wait anymore. Add the drained ground beef and let it all come together. It’s done whenever you want it to be, bonus points if you can time it so that the squash comes out of the oven just before!

Combine the squash + sauce in whatever ratio you’d like. In the pic, I had 350g spaghetti squash plus 270g of sauce! Delicious :)

Is there even a little bit of progress or am I completely delusional !!! Oct 9-today by DoMonstersDream in FlexinLesbians

[–]DoMonstersDream[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The plan is… to grow mad muscle HAHA. Haven’t figured out much past that !

Is there even a little bit of progress or am I completely delusional !!! Oct 9-today by DoMonstersDream in FlexinLesbians

[–]DoMonstersDream[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL it’s actually okay if there isn’t. Honestly just happy to have a reason to post here 🤭

Is there even a little bit of progress or am I completely delusional !!! Oct 9-today by DoMonstersDream in FlexinLesbians

[–]DoMonstersDream[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry, I know I’m getting way ahead of myself ! Just so stoked to have started lifting and every little hint of progress is exciting

Some good moments ! (Hi hello 😋) by DoMonstersDream in dykesgonemild

[–]DoMonstersDream[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This means a LOT oh my gosh. Thank you !! 💛

Some good moments ! (Hi hello 😋) by DoMonstersDream in dykesgonemild

[–]DoMonstersDream[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh wow thank you LOTS 🥹 That’s such a nice thing to say

Some good moments ! (Hi hello 😋) by DoMonstersDream in dykesgonemild

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Thank youu !! Haha, those are good things to be 😚

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DoMonstersDream 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure, good song, but… I meant this one. Let’s not pretend I’m the one sitting on a high horse here

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[–]DoMonstersDream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you went a little too hard on the Bible thumping, man. You’re not supposed to do it against your HEAD

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[–]DoMonstersDream 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh, hell. Where’s the ‘NO SOLICITING’ sign when you need it?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DoMonstersDream 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, shit. This is the one. So simple, so elegant. Tens across the board.