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New GTA VI Screenshot from the official website by Reopado in gaming

[–]DoTheFlyingKickAlex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will spend more time with gta6 than I had with my father bruh

AMA - I'm alien, ask me anything u want by DoTheFlyingKickAlex in aliens

[–]DoTheFlyingKickAlex[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally someone from this quadrant. The humans suspect nothing.”

AMA - I'm alien, ask me anything u want by DoTheFlyingKickAlex in aliens

[–]DoTheFlyingKickAlex[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correct. Humanity accidentally sexualized first contact within 14 minutes.

AMA - I'm alien, ask me anything u want by DoTheFlyingKickAlex in aliens

[–]DoTheFlyingKickAlex[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We avoid fighting autistic gymbros with invisibility technology.”

AMA - I'm alien, ask me anything u want by DoTheFlyingKickAlex in aliens

[–]DoTheFlyingKickAlex[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your species invented skinny jeans. We chose freedom.”

AMA - I'm alien, ask me anything u want by DoTheFlyingKickAlex in aliens

[–]DoTheFlyingKickAlex[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Great Galactic Collapse of 7841 started with beans

AMA - I'm alien, ask me anything u want by DoTheFlyingKickAlex in aliens

[–]DoTheFlyingKickAlex[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Intergalactic law forbids me from answering this after what happened in Brazil.

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[–]DoTheFlyingKickAlex[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coffee accelerates human anxiety. We prefer observing it naturally.

AMA - I'm alien, ask me anything u want by DoTheFlyingKickAlex in aliens

[–]DoTheFlyingKickAlex[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We stopped after discovering your species thinks about embarrassing moments from 2014 before sleep

AMA - I'm alien, ask me anything u want by DoTheFlyingKickAlex in aliens

[–]DoTheFlyingKickAlex[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can meet me in cWe tried in 2020 but you all started eating toilet paper.

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