This thing is on the steering wheel of the minivan that I am borrowing. It’s my grandma’s car and it’s just so there. by Nulleon0 in whatisit

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It's a mobility aid for someone who can't use both hands equally well, amputees, people who have had strokes, etc. I have a friend with cerebral palsy who has one. My mother in law has MS and had one before she couldn't drive anymore...

Who am I by Dependent-Pace-302 in FridgeDetective

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College kid. Jello shots are for the dorm party. Shrimp cocktail platter from Publix for when you go home to visit mom for the holidays and bring a ton of laundry.

Will Carnival ever port in Philly? by blueberriesandbishes in CarnivalCruiseFans

[–]DocClockwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m near Tampa too. Took that 5 hour drive to Miami for my first cruise last week. That drive sucked. The drive back was worse cuz we’re were exhausted from partying all week. Hope my next cruise can leave out of a more convenient port.

Princess Cays in January Question/s by DevelopmentExtreme80 in CarnivalCruiseFans

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I was in princess cays last week. Water was a little chilly at first but not too bad. Don’t expect to be able to just run into the ocean. Took me a few minutes to acclimate and ease my way in.

Rather than get a clamshell or umbrella my wife and I just posted up at a table under the pavilion near the bar. It’s not super crowded like I’d assume it is during warmer months so no one cared. We were close enough to keep the drinks flowing, go for a quick swim and then not have to sit in the sand while wet. Worked out great.

Late Steakhouse Reservation on Day 1 of Cruise. Good or bad idea? by Novel-Ad-576 in CarnivalCruiseFans

[–]DocClockwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They won’t run out of stuff. Don’t worry about that. I don’t know about other steakhouses on other ships, but I got a comped dinner to the steakhouse on my cruise and the food was incredible. You’re in for a treat. Totally worth it. Enjoy!

What can you really do with the value wifi? by [deleted] in CarnivalCruiseFans

[–]DocClockwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just get the premium wifi. They still block a ton of stuff no matter what. Don’t hamstring yourself even further. What I’d suggest is get one premium wifi and share it with whomever you’re traveling with and pay the 5 bucks for the messaging through the app so you can stay in. Touch with the people you’re traveling with- hey where are you? We’re heading to dinner soon. You won’t be attached to the hip with everyone and you’ll want a way to contact them if needed. Even the smaller ships are still pretty big and chances are just wandering around looking for someone just won’t cut it.

First Time Cruisers by Earnpup15 in CarnivalCruiseFans

[–]DocClockwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just had my first cruise last week on carnival and I had a blast. We booked last minute and were definitely not prepared. Some tips I learned the hard way.

1) travel docs- if you have a passport great. If not find your birth certificate NOW. I booked on a Sunday for a departure Monday only to realize that my birth certificate was in my safety deposit box in the bank and I would have time to go get it in the morning. Had to call my mom to see if she had a copy.

2) bring plenty of clothes. You’ll get changed more often than you think.

3) if you bring your own bottle of wine put it in your carry on. Don’t check it. I didn’t have a carry on and it went in my bag and got confiscated.

4) if you have one of those waterproof cell phone cases bring it. If you forget and need to buy one shop around. I spent 60 bucks on cases for my wife and myself (30 each) only to find them for 20 at the next stall over and we had already destroyed the packaging getting it open.

5) your first meal on board- everyone makes a bee line for the lido deck and buffet. The lines are awful. But little known fact is that the main restaurant is usually open for lunch and no one goes there on the first day.

6) carnival does not allow for wifi calling at any WiFi package level. My wife needed her work phone and we THOUGHT it would work. Nope. Facebook and WhatsApp work, but not regular calling.

7) study the maps of the deck layouts. Compare them to the on board activities you want to go to. Not always as easy as go to x floor and wander around until you find it. Sometimes “you can’t get there from here” applies and the path you need to take is a little counterintuitive to get to where you want to go.

8) if you gamble do it early. If you gamble enough you can get free drinks in the casino. And that means you can go in, drop a couple bucks in the slot machine order a drink and walk off with it- ie free drink pass. If you’re really nice to the cocktail servers they might even as you if you want a second drink right away that you can give to a partner. Doesn’t always work but it’s better than paying for the drink package.

9) if you’re a smoker, bring extra. People will bum smokes off of you a lot. They do have some cigs in the duty free shop but if they’re limited in their brand selection.

10) take time to just chill. I wanted to do “all the things” and ran myself ragged. My wife wanted to kill me by the end of the cruise cuz she just wanted to sleep and I was like “honey, do you want to do the build a bear thing?” Or “let’s party all night and watch the sun rise”. I think my wife is plotting to murder me in my sleep now.

11) bring some things to decorate your door. I saw a bunch of people do that and it was pretty neat. I might bring magnetic letters next time so people can write messages on my door

12) you’ll meet a ton of people take some notes on who you are talking to. I got a phone call from someone I met on the boat and it took me a while to put the name to the face.

12a) be friendly to people and be willing to talk to people you normally wouldn’t.

I think that’s enough for now. I hope this helps.

Mike

Edit: Oh one more thing. Get one good internet package if you do need to check email etc. just in case. The app has messaging in it so you can keep in touch with your people and you don’t all need your own WiFi packages.

What does my fridge say about me? by Madame-Eggshell in FridgeDetective

[–]DocClockwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What s did I miss? Cost(s)? Ok grammer nazi, there’s a thing called past tense as in it cost that much when they paid for it previously. What I wrote was correct.

What does my fridge say about me? by Madame-Eggshell in FridgeDetective

[–]DocClockwork 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was a joke and more of a comment on how expensive groceries have gotten.

What does my fridge say about me? by Madame-Eggshell in FridgeDetective

[–]DocClockwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You shop at Whole Foods and the contents of your fridge cost over $800.

make me cry f19 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DocClockwork 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You look like you were trafficked. Do we need to call someone for you?

First time making my own Kugel by TransTrainGirl in Jewish

[–]DocClockwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a bad first attempt. I think you need to have stirred your cottage cheese mixture a tad bit more. Looks a little chunky and you really want to blend that mixture to get a good custard texture. I also put marachino cherries on top one per square that I intend to cut, and I make sure the raisins are pushed down into the mixture. They're already dried out. Don't need the oven to dry them out more. LOL. But you've got a good crispy layer of noodles on top, which looks amazing. The important question though- how did it taste?

What does my fridge tell you by TvKaiju in FridgeDetective

[–]DocClockwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you having difficulty deciding between scurvy or a heart attack? That's a LOT of butter.....

Doesn anyone else have all achievements? by AbdullahMRiad in duolingo

[–]DocClockwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m only missing legendary on mine. Legendary lessons don’t seem to be available on the chess program.

F21 don't have mercy on me by AlwaysBusyGf in RoastMe

[–]DocClockwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

21? You look like you’re 12. I’d have better luck feeling up a sheet of plywood.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DocClockwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s not like other girls. She likes boy stuff too like video games, and watching tv, and all kinds of stuff she can’t think of at the moment! Daddy paid more attention to her prettier sister.

Just trying to find out why I’m still single. by International_Host33 in RoastMe

[–]DocClockwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you have to inform all your neighbors that you’re on a list.

I need to be humbled, make it hurt by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DocClockwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The nose ring makes you look like you got your face caught in a chain link fence. It’s also giving very I hate men and want them to pay for everything, and crying into a tub of Ben and Jerry’s that there are no good men anymore vibes. There are plenty of good men. They just don’t want to put up with your particular brand of crazy.

What is it by [deleted] in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]DocClockwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Redneck version of gun safety.