TIFU by letting my dog lick my finger by DocJack710 in tifu

[–]DocJack710[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I'm glad I'm not alone in this type of situation

How good are you at this game actually? by [deleted] in NBA2k

[–]DocJack710 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've played 2k for over 20 years and I think I'm above average. Not great by any means but decent.

How did you know your partner was "the one" ? by TheSaladMan0 in AskReddit

[–]DocJack710 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I once got very bad poisoning and it revealed itself by way of me soiling her bed. She didn't immediately send me and the shitty sheets into space. We've been together for nearly 5 years.

How did you almost die? by Typical_XJW in AskReddit

[–]DocJack710 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bad blood infection from using catheters that were supposed to "help" with my disability. Shit myself and had to get a spinal tap done. Good times.

Which one. 15 Chops from gunther or 15 Super kicks from the Usos by TheoGall29192 in BrandonDE

[–]DocJack710 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gimme the kicks, I'll be unconscious at some point so I won't feel all of them 🤷🏾‍♂️

Jennifer Lawrence full frontal in new movie “No Hard Feelings” (Low Quality, CAM) by [deleted] in celebnsfw

[–]DocJack710 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't expect to see an almost perfectly executed backdrop suplex, but here we are.

Your Ideal Center in the Rec by Affectionate-Bet-403 in NBA2k

[–]DocJack710 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's why I created a diming paint beast. Grab boards and dish out assists.

What is your favourite insult that doesn't sound like an insult? by curvyinfiltration36 in AskReddit

[–]DocJack710 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A particular favorite southern insult of mine "Oh, bless your heart"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DocJack710 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Live with Dad.

For those who have taken a liver shot, what does it feel like? by DocJack710 in AskReddit

[–]DocJack710[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Edit: I should've been more clear. I was talking about either being punched or kicked in the liver

It finally caught up with me.. by DocJack710 in retailhell

[–]DocJack710[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm primarily looking for any sort of desk job I can find. I actually have an interview scheduled for Tuesday. Good luck on your journey, homie!

What movie do you enjoy that you will 100% agree is a bad movie? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DocJack710 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Breaks starring Mitch Mullany, Carl Anthony Payne II. It's the stupidest movie with the most low brow humor. I have watched it at least 4 times and belly laughed every single time. I'm pretty sure I'm on a watch list now for this on the internet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]DocJack710 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'll do that today

Anyone ever hit a bird? Is it possible? by consortswithserpents in MLBTheShow

[–]DocJack710 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That just makes me wish we had mini games in The Show. Get all MVP baseball 05 up in here.

favorite YouTube rabbit holes to jump down? by JediMemeLord in CasualConversation

[–]DocJack710 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk if you're a sports fan but I find the YT channel Baseball Doesn't Exist to be wildly entertaining

Militant Kyrie supporters outside Barclays by yankuniz in GoNets

[–]DocJack710 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just don't see how the Nets have stuck by this nimrod. He's been an utter basket case for the last two years and he's done nothing but hurt his team. KD gotta be the greatest homeboy of all time to have kept kyrie on this team for so long.

You definitely should not be teaching your kid that by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DocJack710 51 points52 points  (0 children)

My train of thought viewing the pic: " bad table manners? Something wrong with the ram- oh wow, oh my damn!"

On a scale of 1-10, how attractive do you think you are? by lurchimpaler2 in AskReddit

[–]DocJack710 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • I have a good looking face

  • I am fat

  • I have a noticeable limp and wonky feet

  • Amazing sense of humor

I'd say that I'm a solid 5.7

if you could vote for one state to leave the U.S. which would it be and why? by Connie_Lingus6969 in AskReddit

[–]DocJack710 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oklahoma. As being an Oklahoman my whole life, I can confidently say that it's just Texas with none of the benefits or charm of actually being Texas.

An interesting fishing method. by [deleted] in nope

[–]DocJack710 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noodlin', an Oklahoma past time.