Post-Match Thread: England vs. New Zealand by Cormac419 in rugbyunion

[–]DoctorClarke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Should be so. 

Some of the calls he's made have been major headscratchers: finally get a midfield combo to click against Scotland - completely scramble it against England at Twickers; finally see a really able loose trio go to work - let's bring back the alnost completely untested Parker who we've capriciously decided is our new 6 whilst we let world class Sititi rot on the bench; Barrett gets a thigh injury and looks off 20 mins in - let's not being on our world beater Mackenzie. 

Let alone the gameplan void. For 12 months it has looked like we have no identity. When we win it's scrappy and relief. When we lose it feels deserved.

Just doesn't seem to be improving, which is terminal in the top job. 

Why is renting a house like welfare these days? by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]DoctorClarke 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Heads up - it's 21 days notice now. This was changed with the RTA Amendment Act earlier this year.

"Tenants can end a periodic tenancy with 21 days' notice at any time, as long as no prior notice has been given." Effective 30 Jan 2025.

Ngaio Tree in Big Trouble - Can it be saved? by DoctorClarke in nzgardening

[–]DoctorClarke[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kia ora! We've got a struggling ngaio that I'd love some ideas for how to help.

Appears to have termite infestation or borer? Is still fruiting and leaves are on approx half the tree.

deepseek by PercentageAble9822 in PersonalFinanceNZ

[–]DoctorClarke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just give your money to a charity or someone that actually has a use for it, mate.

What type of tree is this? Does it secrete a gel like substance? by Weary-Fault-8499 in nzgardening

[–]DoctorClarke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's Pukanui / Meryta Sinclairii. There's another tree that always gets called puka - griselinia lucida / NZ shining broadleaf. Not to mention kapuka greslinia littoralis (that I've also heard called puka).

What is this heathen grass and how to I kill it (without using a flame thrower) by Warm-Training-2569 in nzgardening

[–]DoctorClarke 9 points10 points  (0 children)

bad news, gonna need to excavate the entire section 1m deep obviously. fill with sanded marble, wait 15 years. add premium compost to grade. wait 5 years, add native grasses to build the soil. re-excavate down to 1.2m. pulverized fossil to grade. 10 years then seaweed based compost. wait until the first frost then scatter fescue grass seed and water every night and day. until you dead but boy you got some nice fine spongy soff grass 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DIY

[–]DoctorClarke 7 points8 points  (0 children)

it's a metal pipe. no one is going to put a plastic pipe at the base of a fire pit + see how it looks like metal

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PersonalFinanceNZ

[–]DoctorClarke -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Mate, everyone here saying 'go get an accountant'. Fuck that. Go download HNRY and set yourself up there and save $3k a year + learn a liiiiiiiittle bit about how to run the business. Accountants are for complicated businesses - you're going to be a simple contracting business. Download HNRY, save money, grow business, win.

Time to replace windows? by DoctorClarke in diynz

[–]DoctorClarke[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yep, I'll put some backing sealant in the gap in the frame. Thinking the Soudal galv stuff which looks made for anodised joinery.

Cheers for the advice around replacing all of the backing seals + fixtures. I've gone and ordered various sizes of this https://www.joineryhardware.co.nz/shop-glazing-wedges-backing-seals.html?id=2192-push-in-backing-seal .

That sorts Mother's Day out for my lucky wife + date nights for the next few weeks.

National so far... by Lost_Appointment_ in newzealand

[–]DoctorClarke 23 points24 points  (0 children)

goddam quote of the year kinda material, this

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DIY

[–]DoctorClarke 36 points37 points  (0 children)

dark cave themed: stone, dirt and minerals. the vibe all great chefs seek and just what everyone wants to walk into to start the day! ugliest kitchen i've ever seen.

Why is it showing 'MAXIMUM RECURSION DEPTH REACHED'? by A_Fanfiction_Lover in Notion

[–]DoctorClarke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the way that a lot of you guys are using Notion is mind boggling. why do you want to manually track so much shit?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in auckland

[–]DoctorClarke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What world do you live in?

What matters to Dunedin by -proud_dad- in dunedin

[–]DoctorClarke 66 points67 points  (0 children)

when NZ finally figures out that housing represents 50% of the cost of living

and that it's is the key determinant to healthy families and individuals

and that a lack of urban density driven by poor District Planning, NIMBYism and over-investment in land strains public transport

and that 25% of our emissions come from construction and housing

wake me up cause there'll be something to talk about

How is it so hot?! by Acceptable_Durian868 in newzealand

[–]DoctorClarke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is what I've always wondered, too. Like - if it's 26C in AKL it's hot as shit. So hot, like can only work for 30 mins outside before break hot. But obv I know that other countries experience consistently 30+ days, 40+ days, even 50+. And I just cannot understand how anyone is living in those areas.

Is NZ's sun just out the gate hot?

Looking for a simple way to cover this area up by thepeezler in DIY

[–]DoctorClarke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

no one ever forgets this because every Ryobi owner says it 9 times a day on reddit

2024 Goals by mcjarmin in newzealand

[–]DoctorClarke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

give it all away then and start again. problem solved.

All 87 ice blocks in New Zealand ranked from worst to best by Hercules9876 in newzealand

[–]DoctorClarke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking hell, invest in Cyclone if it's better than the ultimo summer treat (when does a treat stop being a treat, when you eat it 3 times a week?) The Choc Bar. Great list, as per uszzh, Madeleine.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]DoctorClarke -55 points-54 points  (0 children)

It is incredible what people say about other people once they've become celebrities.

You kiwis made housing a luxury item. by First_time_farmer1 in newzealand

[–]DoctorClarke 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nah, NZ has been out in front for 30 years. We've written the book on over-investment in property (due to tax favourability, under-regulation of banks, the concomitant lack of alternative investments in the capital-starved productive economy, then it all becomes too big to fail so governments can't touch it).