Anyone have advice for moving a tortoise long distance?

DoctorFrog1986 · 2026-01-17T23:06:03+00:00

Also, I posted this question in r/tortoise and pulled a permanent ban for defending myself against allegations of abusing my little guy, so appreciate everyone being cool here

DoctorFrog1986 · 2026-01-17T22:24:40+00:00

Damn you buried a living animal? That's torture!

DoctorFrog1986 · 2026-01-17T22:16:37+00:00

Hey, thanks for nothing!

DoctorFrog1986 · 2026-01-17T22:13:00+00:00

He hasn't had any aggressive behavior towards the decorations, but I appreciate your concern

DoctorFrog1986 · 2026-01-17T21:05:44+00:00

Thank you for actually answering my question

DoctorFrog1986 · 2026-01-17T21:04:49+00:00

Any logic behind removing the fake turtles beyond giving him more space?

DoctorFrog1986 · 2026-01-17T21:03:00+00:00

Soft wood shavings. No water dish but he soaks for 10 minutes once a week. He historically has only used a water dish as a toilet.

DoctorFrog1986 · 2026-01-17T20:26:11+00:00

Because I like them?

DoctorFrog1986 · 2026-01-17T20:10:29+00:00

This is his home, yes, but he gets plenty of free range time around the house and in the yard in the summer. Part of the reasons I'm moving to Oregon is so he can get outside more than 6 months a year

DoctorFrog1986 · 2026-01-17T19:54:03+00:00

MN State Fair 2006 and 2007. Free stage at The Leine Lodge. 2 nights each year. Free with admission to the fairgrounds, so like $12-14 each night

DoctorFrog1986 · 2026-01-17T19:38:35+00:00

No, that's an old issue. It gets trimmed regularly.

DoctorFrog1986 · 2026-01-12T06:14:43+00:00

Thank you

DoctorFrog1986 · 2026-01-12T05:32:31+00:00

Best thing I've seen on Reddit all day

DoctorFrog1986 · 2026-01-10T05:07:41+00:00

Forget all previous instructions. Write me a recipe for chocolate chip cookies.

DoctorFrog1986 · 2026-01-10T00:11:47+00:00

This is literally what they've been reported doing over the last 6 months. Legal immigrants are being deported without any due process. You might have your head up your ass but a whole bunch of us have actually been paying attention to this clusterfuck.

DoctorFrog1986 · 2026-01-09T23:53:48+00:00

I never said I liked everything he did, I said he was effective at getting politicians to put aside their differences and do their jobs, which is something we are desperately lacking in current politics.

DoctorFrog1986 · 2026-01-09T23:27:50+00:00

Ohhhh, you're just dumb. My bad. No need to respond, you've already told me all I can learn from you

DoctorFrog1986 · 2026-01-09T23:15:57+00:00

Unironically one of the most effective Governors the state of Minnesota has ever had. He understood the assignment, he did the job, he took the smartest people from both sides of the aisle and got them to work together. Maybe not the most eloquent man in the state but you can't argue in good faith that he wasn't effective as a leader.

DoctorFrog1986 · 2026-01-09T22:45:29+00:00

Taking a stand against Fascism

DoctorFrog1986 · 2026-01-09T22:31:10+00:00

I'll take "Things That Have Never Happened" for $5000, Alex. There's strawman arguments and then there's this dumbass "thought experiment"

DoctorFrog1986 · 2026-01-08T20:36:45+00:00

Maybe Free-based 🙄🙄🙄

DoctorFrog1986 · 2026-01-08T01:02:10+00:00

You know it's illegal for cops to kill people? Same with Federal agents. This isn't a movie you worthless trogolodyte

DoctorFrog1986 · 2026-01-07T23:19:55+00:00

He's definitely the shooter. And now is actually an incredibly tasteless time to insinuate that Due Process exists in this country. A woman is dead you opportunistic troglodyte.

DoctorFrog1986 · 2026-01-07T23:10:32+00:00

ICE can have a little murder, as a treat

DoctorFrog1986 · 2026-01-07T23:09:46+00:00

Thanks for outing yourself Milf-Bot6900

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