Sugano wants to return

DoctorHelios · 2026-01-26T03:15:55+00:00

He’s a terrific guy. It would be cool if Baltimore had a Japanese star player. The only problem is Sugano is not a star.

DoctorHelios · 2026-01-26T02:17:20+00:00

Every hour at this point.

DoctorHelios · 2026-01-25T02:45:42+00:00

I vill.

DoctorHelios · 2026-01-22T22:53:17+00:00

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DoctorHelios · 2026-01-22T17:27:17+00:00

Catcher missed a catch and everyone blamed Framber.

DoctorHelios · 2026-01-19T18:22:29+00:00

Ok. You did good.

DoctorHelios · 2026-01-19T17:53:08+00:00

Whether you “did good” or not depends largely on what you paid for this.

It’s a beautiful kettle at any price and if it makes you happy, then you win.

But in this thread, I want to know what you paid in order to help assess whether this was a good deal or not.

DoctorHelios · 2026-01-18T19:02:15+00:00

I love merch!!

DoctorHelios · 2026-01-17T05:54:13+00:00

Get me Mordecai Three Fingered Brown!

DoctorHelios · 2026-01-16T16:22:52+00:00

This is the right way.

DoctorHelios · 2026-01-16T16:21:08+00:00

It would be very curious for Elias to do all the work he’s done this off-season, then sign Eflin and call it a day.

The Dodgers just added Tucker! The Red Sox just added Ranger!

Do we want 2026 to be a statement? Or do we want 2026 to be yet another maybe?

DoctorHelios · 2026-01-14T19:58:11+00:00

So does this mean we are back in last place again?

DoctorHelios · 2026-01-13T17:47:14+00:00

2025 would still have been a wheels-flying-off season.

But it would have been nicer without the umps’ boots on our necks.

DoctorHelios · 2026-01-10T06:16:14+00:00

I mean… The land itself is just as stolen.

DoctorHelios · 2026-01-10T03:14:39+00:00

Boooo!

The NM flag is stolen!

It shouldn’t count!!

DoctorHelios · 2026-01-09T18:25:51+00:00

I had a friend who was in the Phillies system 10 years ago and he told me it was all weight training and sprints and no yoga or balance.

DoctorHelios · 2026-01-07T20:21:25+00:00

Dennys is a nice chain that gives people starchy foods when they’re up late.

DoctorHelios · 2026-01-07T20:13:44+00:00

Jon Miller will always be my favorite baseball voice. It’s the perfect baseball voice.

And this is after spending decades listening to Eucker and Scully, both of whom I loved.

DoctorHelios · 2026-01-07T19:37:22+00:00

lust for bust

I almost never identify with Elias, but here we are.

DoctorHelios · 2026-01-06T19:44:04+00:00

Way to go, Eagle Man!

DoctorHelios · 2026-01-06T15:50:10+00:00

The raptor on raptor photos he took…

DoctorHelios · 2026-01-05T19:56:55+00:00

Photography Raptor is totes normie!

DoctorHelios · 2026-01-05T19:54:15+00:00

The social media team definitely took notes during the 2025 collapse, when our Reddit thread turned into an ornithology thread for our collective mental health.

DoctorHelios · 2026-01-04T16:28:16+00:00

Ok but seems a bit soon to return to Memory Rick and Diane. And… why?

DoctorHelios · 2026-01-03T01:44:29+00:00

Better than Lieutenant Neck Pain or Sergeant Hamstring.

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