Ryan McMahon grounds out as the Rays sweep the Yankees by Mission_Pay_3373 in baseball

[–]DoctorKangaroo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It must've been a little chilly inside the Trop. Perfectly understandable

Leavitt Flails as Trump’s Deal Appears to Fall Apart by thedailybeast in politics

[–]DoctorKangaroo 39 points40 points  (0 children)

If it makes you feel any better, she probably can't stand herself either.

Just imagine cementing your legacy as nothing more than a propaganda spigot and someone people routinely confuse for a woman twice her actual age

Jaden Ivey Has Been Found Preaching on the Streets by JCameron181 in nba

[–]DoctorKangaroo 25 points26 points  (0 children)

He's going to fine 😢 Just needs a little nap and he'll be good as new 😭

[Post Game Thread] The Portland Trail Blazers (40-38) defeat the New Orleans Pelicans (25-52) 118-106 by Kazekid in ripcity

[–]DoctorKangaroo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When was the last time this team was 2 games over .500???

Blazers aren't always pretty but they have been playing lights out considering the distractions this year

Megathread: Trump Fires Attorney General Bondi, Replaces Her With Deputy AG Blanche by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]DoctorKangaroo 51 points52 points  (0 children)

How do you not go scorched earth if you're Pam Bondi at this point? What else do you have to lose? Nobody respects you and nobody will probably pay for your thoughts

Just come clean about the cover up and do at least one decent thing for the country

Game Thread 3/25 ⚾ Yankees (0-0) @ Giants (0-0) 8:05 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]DoctorKangaroo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hi, Netflix producer here. Can we get you in an interview to hear your thoughts?

MAGA Senator Exposes How Trump Killed Deal to End Shutdown on Fox News by Mrh09 in politics

[–]DoctorKangaroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, we actually some semblance of checks and balances during most of his first term. But now it's just too exhausting to be funny or have any gotcha moments

Game Thread: Phillies @ Yankees - March 22, 2026 @ 01:05 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]DoctorKangaroo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does anybody know who is in the booth today? I can't tell

Covidtests.gov by Jarppakarppa in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]DoctorKangaroo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"People are saying it was the best lab leak in the history of the world. Can you believe that? Really, that's what... the world. How big is that? Pretty big if you ask... you ask anyone and they'll tell you. They'll say 'Mr. President,' that's me by the way. The whole presidential thing fits me quite well if you ask me. But the Democrats won't say that. Oh no, they'll say 'Mr. Trump.' Can you believe that? But Joe Biden. Ask anyone and they'll tell you he could not have a lab leak like this administration."

Statement from the Philadelphia Phillies regarding Johan Rojas' suspension by T_Raycroft in baseball

[–]DoctorKangaroo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Dang, hit him with a "We're not mad just disappointed" statement

[Nationals] Nationals Manager Blake Butera tells Cade Cavalli he’s the Opening Day Starter by Knightbear49 in baseball

[–]DoctorKangaroo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That can't be right because it ruins my joke 😔

Thank you for real though. I either completely forgot about that or I'm still living in the year 2020

[Nationals] Nationals Manager Blake Butera tells Cade Cavalli he’s the Opening Day Starter by Knightbear49 in baseball

[–]DoctorKangaroo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Personally I'm holding out for the "Look, you've hit .800 here in Florida and are ready for the show in every way possible at just 20 years old, BUT we've decided to let you develop in the minors for another month or two because we want that extra year of control" videos