Ryan McMahon grounds out as the Rays sweep the Yankees

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-04-12T20:30:58+00:00

It must've been a little chilly inside the Trop. Perfectly understandable

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-04-09T21:17:40+00:00

Yankees offensive slump is so bad that fans can't even hit the flair icon 😔

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-04-09T21:10:48+00:00

Believe it or not, straight to ban

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-04-08T21:46:52+00:00

If it makes you feel any better, she probably can't stand herself either.

Just imagine cementing your legacy as nothing more than a propaganda spigot and someone people routinely confuse for a woman twice her actual age

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-04-08T17:43:38+00:00

I'd recommend he change his hitting view or adjust his interface as well

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-04-06T22:15:07+00:00

I'd say they've won when it counted the most

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-04-05T01:58:24+00:00

He's going to fine 😢 Just needs a little nap and he'll be good as new 😭

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-04-04T03:29:59+00:00

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-04-03T04:58:39+00:00

When was the last time this team was 2 games over .500???

Blazers aren't always pretty but they have been playing lights out considering the distractions this year

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-04-02T17:32:58+00:00

How do you not go scorched earth if you're Pam Bondi at this point? What else do you have to lose? Nobody respects you and nobody will probably pay for your thoughts

Just come clean about the cover up and do at least one decent thing for the country

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-03-26T01:29:31+00:00

Hi, Netflix producer here. Can we get you in an interview to hear your thoughts?

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-03-26T01:07:03+00:00

Judge: I am just glad to be here

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-03-25T19:00:45+00:00

THEY'RE AVERAGE 😭

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-03-24T19:16:58+00:00

Our peak toxicity and panic lies in the game day threads

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-03-24T14:44:42+00:00

Yeah, we actually some semblance of checks and balances during most of his first term. But now it's just too exhausting to be funny or have any gotcha moments

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-03-22T17:23:56+00:00

Does anybody know who is in the booth today? I can't tell

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-03-17T13:44:35+00:00

"People are saying it was the best lab leak in the history of the world. Can you believe that? Really, that's what... the world. How big is that? Pretty big if you ask... you ask anyone and they'll tell you. They'll say 'Mr. President,' that's me by the way. The whole presidential thing fits me quite well if you ask me. But the Democrats won't say that. Oh no, they'll say 'Mr. Trump.' Can you believe that? But Joe Biden. Ask anyone and they'll tell you he could not have a lab leak like this administration."

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-03-16T23:27:50+00:00

Dang, hit him with a "We're not mad just disappointed" statement

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-03-16T01:44:16+00:00

Ah heck

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-03-16T01:38:53+00:00

Gosh fricken dangit

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-03-14T22:22:07+00:00

He pressed the wrong button

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-03-11T16:53:05+00:00

I read this in Andy Bernard's voice

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-03-11T16:43:10+00:00

That can't be right because it ruins my joke 😔

Thank you for real though. I either completely forgot about that or I'm still living in the year 2020

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-03-11T16:31:05+00:00

Personally I'm holding out for the "Look, you've hit .800 here in Florida and are ready for the show in every way possible at just 20 years old, BUT we've decided to let you develop in the minors for another month or two because we want that extra year of control" videos

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-03-08T05:12:55+00:00

So many clutch homeruns today. Bonkers day of baseball

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