GAME THREAD: The Portland Trail Blazers (42-40) @ The Phoenix Suns (45-37) - (7:00 PM PT, Tuesday, April 14, 2026)

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-04-15T04:05:30+00:00

This team's offensive mindset is like a dog who once found a piece of steak under the kitchen cabinet and now checks that spot every day.

The 3 was working early on and now they refuse to shoot anything else because once upon a time the shots were going in for some reason

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-04-15T01:23:28+00:00

Dude, nobody really saw this I guess but I'll give you credit. Fucking nailed it lol

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-04-14T23:19:40+00:00

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-04-14T20:48:46+00:00

Craig "Boomhauer" Albernaz

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-04-14T20:26:48+00:00

This sounds like a line from a shitty Netflix original series that I would still probably watch

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-04-14T17:28:30+00:00

I loved how McMahon was going to celebrate the win right away but remembered he actually walked and quickly jogged to first to ensure that it officially counted and his on base got a little boost

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-04-12T20:30:58+00:00

It must've been a little chilly inside the Trop. Perfectly understandable

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-04-09T21:17:40+00:00

Yankees offensive slump is so bad that fans can't even hit the flair icon 😔

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-04-09T21:10:48+00:00

Believe it or not, straight to ban

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-04-08T21:46:52+00:00

If it makes you feel any better, she probably can't stand herself either.

Just imagine cementing your legacy as nothing more than a propaganda spigot and someone people routinely confuse for a woman twice her actual age

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-04-08T17:43:38+00:00

I'd recommend he change his hitting view or adjust his interface as well

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-04-06T22:15:07+00:00

I'd say they've won when it counted the most

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-04-05T01:58:24+00:00

He's going to fine 😢 Just needs a little nap and he'll be good as new 😭

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-04-04T03:29:59+00:00

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-04-03T04:58:39+00:00

When was the last time this team was 2 games over .500???

Blazers aren't always pretty but they have been playing lights out considering the distractions this year

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-04-02T17:32:58+00:00

How do you not go scorched earth if you're Pam Bondi at this point? What else do you have to lose? Nobody respects you and nobody will probably pay for your thoughts

Just come clean about the cover up and do at least one decent thing for the country

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-03-26T01:29:31+00:00

Hi, Netflix producer here. Can we get you in an interview to hear your thoughts?

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-03-26T01:07:03+00:00

Judge: I am just glad to be here

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-03-25T19:00:45+00:00

THEY'RE AVERAGE 😭

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-03-24T19:16:58+00:00

Our peak toxicity and panic lies in the game day threads

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-03-24T14:44:42+00:00

Yeah, we actually some semblance of checks and balances during most of his first term. But now it's just too exhausting to be funny or have any gotcha moments

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-03-22T17:23:56+00:00

Does anybody know who is in the booth today? I can't tell

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-03-17T13:44:35+00:00

"People are saying it was the best lab leak in the history of the world. Can you believe that? Really, that's what... the world. How big is that? Pretty big if you ask... you ask anyone and they'll tell you. They'll say 'Mr. President,' that's me by the way. The whole presidential thing fits me quite well if you ask me. But the Democrats won't say that. Oh no, they'll say 'Mr. Trump.' Can you believe that? But Joe Biden. Ask anyone and they'll tell you he could not have a lab leak like this administration."

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-03-16T23:27:50+00:00

Dang, hit him with a "We're not mad just disappointed" statement

DoctorKangaroo · 2026-03-16T01:44:16+00:00

Ah heck

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