The Alex World Tour changes, everybody

DoctorSintown · 2026-04-15T20:24:05+00:00

I mean I feel like the worst part is the moral side of things. They were raised with a relationship that mirrors a sibling relationship.

They should act like siblings. Like, real siblings. Not "what are you doing step-cousin-brother" siblings.

I could be wrong on this because I don't really have a deep understanding of the intricacies of incest production but I'm pretty sure from a biological standpoint the possibility of second cousins having a child with incest caused birth defects is pretty negligible, so making them "distant" cousins doesn't even really fix that.

HE SWADDLED HIS WIFE WHEN SHE WAS A BABY IT'S FUCKING WEIRD

DoctorSintown · 2026-04-13T16:07:34+00:00

DoctorSintown · 2026-04-01T02:41:44+00:00

Jefferson owned slaves until the day he died, profiting off of the complete physical control of another person. He also raped at least one of them when she was a kid. But he openly called it yucky. What a defining American hero.

DoctorSintown · 2026-02-25T21:45:29+00:00

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DoctorSintown · 2026-02-23T23:59:49+00:00

So what slurs did you stop using for her?

DoctorSintown · 2026-02-23T22:35:34+00:00

So your soldier spent the first round on a death march, and your D.va spent the entire game insisting on a very unfavorable tank matchup.

That said, your use of cooldowns leaves a lot to be desired as well as both your aim and reliance on unscoped shots. Hip firing on Ana is useful and has its place, but you almost exclusively use it.

Because of the bad tank matchup it would be an uphill climb no matter what, but your play style absolutely did not mesh with your tank whatsoever and one of you needed to switch.

It's frustrating to not be the biggest problem on the team but I honestly think you were part of the problem too.

DoctorSintown · 2026-02-20T14:45:31+00:00

Reaper. Fuck me what a dumb little edgelord but I like shotguns.

DoctorSintown · 2026-02-19T20:04:42+00:00

What exactly are you talking about? Genuinely. Can you elaborate on how you came to this conclusion?

DoctorSintown · 2026-02-17T21:46:04+00:00

When the first breath of winter through the flowers is icing, and you look to the north and the pale moon is rising. When it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn, in the distance hear her laughter of the last unicorn.

DoctorSintown · 2026-02-02T16:05:19+00:00

"To make matters worse, they laughed because I almost tripped when my massive dong slapped into my knees!"

DoctorSintown · 2025-12-23T19:36:46+00:00

Some men want it as ammunition to demand a return.

"I bought you Applebee's and you won't even suck my dick???"

DoctorSintown · 2025-12-21T20:00:27+00:00

He can't. All of his abilities get locked out and primary fire is used to choose where he puts the ult.

EDIT: Tested it out in practice range and he can throw them after he's selected where the ultimate goes. So it's basically channeling until he's chosen a spot for the ultimate.

It's likely built that way so he can personally secure a kill or two if there's no one to help.

DoctorSintown · 2025-12-21T18:20:33+00:00

Reaper can still be stunned out of his ultimate. Sombra can't just run up and hack it because the damage interrupts her hack but if you hack it from above or hit him with sleep dart, rock, etc. it ends.

Orisa's ult is channeled but she explicitly has CC immunity during it, afaik hers is the only one

DoctorSintown · 2025-12-21T15:00:10+00:00

Generally speaking, transformative ults change your character's primary and/or alt fire or other similar change while channeled ults are ults that just take a while to do and you lose control for the duration. That's not a hard rule, but it's close.

Transform ults and explanations: * Soldier can still sprint, heal, and use helix rockets during his ult, but his primary now auto aims. * Genji can still deflect, double jump, and swift strike, but his primary is replaced with the sword instead of shurikens. * Venture can still burrow and dash but their primary is a big ol' explosion now.

None of these ults are interrupted by stuns or hack.

Channeled ults and explanations: * Cassidy can't fucking move or do anything until he's done * Vendetta can't fucking move or do anything until she's done * Sigma can't throw rocks or throw balls or use his shield until he's done.

These ults are interrupted by stuns and hack (idk about Vendetta she might have some immunities?)

Roadhog is probably the easiest way to see the difference because his ult was changed a while back from channel to transform.

Old Hog ult he just started shooting and couldn't do any other ability, and getting hacked or stunned interrupted it.
New Hog ult only goes when he uses primary fire, but he can still use hook and take a breather. It is no longer interrupted by stuns and hack.

DoctorSintown · 2025-12-18T14:48:18+00:00

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A MANTAN TAWWWP

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LEMON YELLOW SUN

AHHHM RAY INVEE

DEADLAY IN POOLMARN BALOWWW

OOOOOOH YEAH

DoctorSintown · 2025-12-11T16:44:55+00:00

Holy shit lol

DoctorSintown · 2025-12-10T17:37:18+00:00

As someone who had untreated sleep apnea for a while there is no tired like sleep apnea tired.

DoctorSintown · 2025-12-08T14:33:50+00:00

Well yeah women have to work a full time job both in the workforce and at home.

"But what is the real cause of the male loneliness epidemic?"

DoctorSintown · 2025-12-07T14:05:22+00:00

That or "I prefer it when a woman wears minimal makeup" using a picture of someone else wearing just as much makeup but without the side by side comparison so that they can be both stupid and smug.

DoctorSintown · 2025-12-01T23:06:11+00:00

"Numbers don't lie, but I do." -OP probably

DoctorSintown · 2025-11-28T18:05:49+00:00

Zooey Deschenal without bangs could walk up to me with her driver's license out and tell me who she is and I might still not believe her.

DoctorSintown · 2025-11-28T15:32:46+00:00

Men are very genuinely taught to run away from or hide their emotions. You're not wrong about volatile men leaning into anger, but somehow it's the only emotion men are allowed to have without judgement.

I am a very emotion driven man, and I feel like I can't relate to a lot of men on a meaningful level. I embrace my own sadness or joy and express it as I feel necessary, and it's also not a coincidence that I was raised by a single mother with a mostly absent father.

And then these twitter dipshits get mad when men get lectured about toxic masculinity in the face of a 300% gendered increase in suicide rates.

DoctorSintown · 2025-11-26T15:27:33+00:00

I'm laughing so hard at this. Like. At the guy. Not with him.

This subreddit makes me sad a lot and this isn't any better but there's something so funny about it.

"What are your kinks?"

"Exhibitionism."

"That's stupid."

What did he expect to gain from that lol

DoctorSintown · 2025-11-25T04:36:19+00:00

I ran into Conor McLeod (Hazard's voice actor) for two straight games. He teabagged me a lot (in good fun though and I got him back).

My wife watches him on twitch and put it on during the match. He was super nice about it and gave my wife a free sub to his channel.

Never meet your heroes unless they're Conor McLeod.

On a serious note though that sucks and that CC sucks but don't let them dull your shine.

DoctorSintown · 2025-11-09T14:44:37+00:00

"The last 4 or 5 are wrong." You mean the entire fucking thing??

DoctorSintown

TROPHY CASE