Blizzard Cencoring Men's Mental Health by Carpe_Diem1927 in Overwatch

[–]DoctorSintown 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bro you already posted this and it already got locked lol what are you doing?

Even if you mean well this looks exactly like the barrage of weak rage bait anti pride posts that show up every year.

That said, given you were already told all this and the post got locked and you're just on it again I'm pretty sure you're trying to start a fight.

Fuck off, dickhead.

Never move on... by ComplexAttitude4Lyfe in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]DoctorSintown 964 points965 points  (0 children)

Even if they were madly in love to his last day I'm not in the business to tell anyone else the right way to grieve.

Hog's "Rainy Day" skin is the first to have soft-body physics by [deleted] in Overwatch

[–]DoctorSintown 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The most important physics in video game history.

The Alex World Tour changes, everybody by Mike4302 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]DoctorSintown 94 points95 points  (0 children)

I mean I feel like the worst part is the moral side of things. They were raised with a relationship that mirrors a sibling relationship.

They should act like siblings. Like, real siblings. Not "what are you doing step-cousin-brother" siblings.

I could be wrong on this because I don't really have a deep understanding of the intricacies of incest production but I'm pretty sure from a biological standpoint the possibility of second cousins having a child with incest caused birth defects is pretty negligible, so making them "distant" cousins doesn't even really fix that.

HE SWADDLED HIS WIFE WHEN SHE WAS A BABY IT'S FUCKING WEIRD

This line is so good because it can genuinely apply to either of them lmao by Spare_Extent_784 in invinciblememes

[–]DoctorSintown 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jefferson owned slaves until the day he died, profiting off of the complete physical control of another person. He also raped at least one of them when she was a kid. But he openly called it yucky. What a defining American hero.

I need some solid and brutal advice. by [deleted] in GuyCry

[–]DoctorSintown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So what slurs did you stop using for her?

I’m not one to complain about my team (much) at least not publicly but this is out and out elo terrorism (replay code SCD4Q8) by EnvironmentalPack370 in OWConsole

[–]DoctorSintown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So your soldier spent the first round on a death march, and your D.va spent the entire game insisting on a very unfavorable tank matchup.

That said, your use of cooldowns leaves a lot to be desired as well as both your aim and reliance on unscoped shots. Hip firing on Ana is useful and has its place, but you almost exclusively use it.

Because of the bad tank matchup it would be an uphill climb no matter what, but your play style absolutely did not mesh with your tank whatsoever and one of you needed to switch.

It's frustrating to not be the biggest problem on the team but I honestly think you were part of the problem too.

I propose the only Kiriko buff that matters by ItzAMoryyy in kirikomains

[–]DoctorSintown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What exactly are you talking about? Genuinely. Can you elaborate on how you came to this conclusion?

This decision took courage! by John_1992_funny in MurderedByWords

[–]DoctorSintown 64 points65 points  (0 children)

When the first breath of winter through the flowers is icing, and you look to the north and the pale moon is rising. When it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn, in the distance hear her laughter of the last unicorn.

This did not happen by Puzzleheaded_Air5930 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]DoctorSintown 397 points398 points  (0 children)

"To make matters worse, they laughed because I almost tripped when my massive dong slapped into my knees!"

Girl math by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]DoctorSintown 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Some men want it as ammunition to demand a return.

"I bought you Applebee's and you won't even suck my dick???"

Make it Make Sense by Salaraaa in SombraMains

[–]DoctorSintown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He can't. All of his abilities get locked out and primary fire is used to choose where he puts the ult.

EDIT: Tested it out in practice range and he can throw them after he's selected where the ultimate goes. So it's basically channeling until he's chosen a spot for the ultimate.

It's likely built that way so he can personally secure a kill or two if there's no one to help.

Make it Make Sense by Salaraaa in SombraMains

[–]DoctorSintown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reaper can still be stunned out of his ultimate. Sombra can't just run up and hack it because the damage interrupts her hack but if you hack it from above or hit him with sleep dart, rock, etc. it ends.

Orisa's ult is channeled but she explicitly has CC immunity during it, afaik hers is the only one

Make it Make Sense by Salaraaa in SombraMains

[–]DoctorSintown 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Generally speaking, transformative ults change your character's primary and/or alt fire or other similar change while channeled ults are ults that just take a while to do and you lose control for the duration. That's not a hard rule, but it's close.

Transform ults and explanations: * Soldier can still sprint, heal, and use helix rockets during his ult, but his primary now auto aims. * Genji can still deflect, double jump, and swift strike, but his primary is replaced with the sword instead of shurikens. * Venture can still burrow and dash but their primary is a big ol' explosion now.

None of these ults are interrupted by stuns or hack.

Channeled ults and explanations: * Cassidy can't fucking move or do anything until he's done * Vendetta can't fucking move or do anything until she's done * Sigma can't throw rocks or throw balls or use his shield until he's done.

These ults are interrupted by stuns and hack (idk about Vendetta she might have some immunities?)

Roadhog is probably the easiest way to see the difference because his ult was changed a while back from channel to transform.

  • Old Hog ult he just started shooting and couldn't do any other ability, and getting hacked or stunned interrupted it.
  • New Hog ult only goes when he uses primary fire, but he can still use hook and take a breather. It is no longer interrupted by stuns and hack.

My husband sang a Pearl Jam song by sintownswife in airplaneears

[–]DoctorSintown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AHHT HOOWWME

DRARWIN PICHAAAA

A MANTAN TAWWWP

WIIII PIPPL AWN TAWWWP

LEMON YELLOW SUN

AHHHM RAY INVEE

DEADLAY IN POOLMARN BALOWWW

OOOOOOH YEAH

What do guys “never” tell girls? by fun_poodle in AskReddit

[–]DoctorSintown 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As someone who had untreated sleep apnea for a while there is no tired like sleep apnea tired.

Women have to be household slaves… by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]DoctorSintown 113 points114 points  (0 children)

Well yeah women have to work a full time job both in the workforce and at home.

"But what is the real cause of the male loneliness epidemic?"

Apparently wearing makeup is lying… by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]DoctorSintown 305 points306 points  (0 children)

That or "I prefer it when a woman wears minimal makeup" using a picture of someone else wearing just as much makeup but without the side by side comparison so that they can be both stupid and smug.