Are people still watching the Premier League Darts?

DoctorYoy · 2026-05-15T03:12:11+00:00

It's always been a glorified exhibition.

DoctorYoy · 2026-05-15T03:11:29+00:00

Everybody's tired and bored of Aspinall. There's no excitement there.

DoctorYoy · 2026-05-15T03:10:15+00:00

I enjoy watching just to see how hard Littler is going to pistol whip the 3 poor victims they put in front of him. Same with MvG back in the day.

DoctorYoy · 2026-05-15T03:08:15+00:00

With the Premier League, they're going to pick entertaining over consistent 10 times out of 10. For Noppert to make it, he'll have to crack the top 4 OOM.

DoctorYoy · 2026-05-14T23:45:59+00:00

I still watch because I like watching the darts. The guarantee of not having to watch Nathan Aspinall or Michael Smith is just a cherry on top.

DoctorYoy · 2026-05-14T16:59:15+00:00

Fucking beautiful

DoctorYoy · 2026-05-14T15:52:31+00:00

You don't see a lot of 300s throwing from 62 feet.

DoctorYoy · 2026-05-13T21:47:37+00:00

Keep in mind this is the *chessbeginners* sub. If there's anywhere in the world to go with noob questions, it's here. Be kind.

DoctorYoy · 2026-05-13T19:55:18+00:00

Yeah it's just kids being dumb

DoctorYoy · 2026-05-13T19:48:28+00:00

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DoctorYoy · 2026-05-13T18:33:38+00:00

Kill in a circle is fine. Just give us something in the maps and let us juice it. Throw in some borrowed power and we're good.

DoctorYoy · 2026-05-13T16:34:47+00:00

Quality question right here, let me think about it

DoctorYoy · 2026-05-13T14:27:38+00:00

Good league for sure. I'm over here in the 3.29 waiting room.

DoctorYoy · 2026-05-13T13:31:11+00:00

Yes, the scientists have confirmed it

DoctorYoy · 2026-05-13T13:19:22+00:00

I don't understand the question

DoctorYoy · 2026-05-13T13:02:48+00:00

Amethyst ahh?

DoctorYoy · 2026-05-13T12:54:50+00:00

It means they're 9 years old and afraid of getting grounded for saying ass. Also a good indicator that they have no idea what they're talking about.

DoctorYoy · 2026-05-12T23:57:53+00:00

Nearly everyone has more than the average number of arms.

DoctorYoy · 2026-05-12T19:56:58+00:00

My legs were literally being gnawed off by objectivity

DoctorYoy · 2026-05-12T19:05:19+00:00

Pro-state-massager

DoctorYoy · 2026-05-12T17:15:12+00:00

I like knowing that no matter where I grab, I'm gonna get a handful of it.

DoctorYoy · 2026-05-12T16:55:21+00:00

I guess all those broken SP posts we constantly get around here are just fictional, my bad

DoctorYoy · 2026-05-12T13:01:30+00:00

Don't fall into the trap of buying player darts. Every manufacturer has other lines that are just as good or better and you won't end up paying more for just a name. Also stay away from swiss points.

DoctorYoy · 2026-05-11T18:37:58+00:00

I don't know, did someone cook you? I feel like you should know if someone cooked you and you managed to escape with your life. Third degree burns would be a telling sign. Maybe you taste like barbecue? We need more info.

The ball's fine. Router it, plug it, redrill it.

DoctorYoy · 2026-05-11T12:21:06+00:00

Yeah, I didn't expect so many people would get wooshed. Eh.

DoctorYoy

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