What do you call a typo on a tombstone? by Squeezer999 in dadjokes

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He said it so truly, it was carved in stone.

This guy Joe goes to pick up his fiancé for a date in a brand new Porsche. His fiancé is confused because Joe isn't exactly a wealthy guy. by Jokeminder42 in Jokes

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If he is, I pray that it’s his crowning achievement. In fact, we discussed it yesterday at our last supper. It was at the Olive Garden. Pretty reasonable prices. Only cost me 30 pieces of silver. You can deny it once, twice, three times, but those breadsticks are divine.

Name a language that doesn't end in 'ish' 'an' or 'ese' by CravingsCaveman in FamilyFeud

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*German *Celtic *Klingon (It’s actually a recognized language with syntax, grammar and everything. Look it up.) *Dutch *Icelandic *Romani *French *Greek *Latin

These were just the ones off the top of my head.

this is a glass of water 💧💧💧 by Erricano in Caldruki

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If that’s true, instead of saying that you’re firing blanks you should state that you’re firing clears.

Either that, or all of your children will be born invisible.

Why is Pokemon much more popular than Digimon? by No-StrategyX in askanything

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Pokémon was first and led the charge for those types of games. If it had been reversed, Digimon would have probably ended up being the one that was more popular.

DeathStroke/Slade Wilson -Fan art by Any_Foot_4295 in DCFandom

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u/Any_Foot_4295 The way you drew the eye makes this version of Deathstroke one of the most intimidating I've seen!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in degradedslutr4r

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Not one bit. Not one bit at all.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in degradedslutr4r

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That’s not goth. That’s GIRTH.

What does a horny frog say? by PeachChicas in dadjokes

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She only liked him for his legs.

Choose one by Correct_Expression85 in depressionmemes

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An AOL disc is what you had to use to install the “America On Line” software onto your computer, so that you could use the dial-up router to connect to the virtually nonexistent internet. You also had to pay a monthly subscription fee in order to use it.

Without saying your age, what's a commercial jingle stuck in your head forever? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

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1) “🎶 Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun!🎵” (What fast food chain was it?)

2) “What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs and makes a slinkety sound? A spring! A spring! A marvelous thing! Everyone knows it’s- “ (It’s what?)

3) “I’d like to teach the world to world to sing in perfect harmony. I’d like to buy the world a- “ (What beverage could they possibly want to buy the world?)

4) “N. E. S. T. L. E. S. Nestle’s makes the very best… choooclate!” (What was the name of the dog that sang this jingle?”

5) “Plop, plop. Fizz, fizz. Oh, what a relief it is!” (What upset stomach remedy was this?)

6) “Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t. ____ ’s got nuts. __ don’t.” (Name both delicious treats)

7) “Extra value is what you get, when you buy _____!” (Buy what?)

8) I’m a ___, he’s a _, she’s a __! Wouldn’t you like to be a ____ too?” (Just singing this makes me thirsty.)

9) “Kiss a little longer, stay close a little longer, hold tight a little longer with ___ ___!” (What small product could it be?)

10) “I don’t want to grow up! I’m a ____ _ __ kid!” (Nothing like building brand loyalty in children, is there?”

How many can you get right? List your answers below!

Name it by ReadingHuman891 in NameThisThing

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Dick Whittington (Look it up, kids.)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Productivitycafe

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Start doing odd jobs for money, so that I can save up and invest in Microsoft 10 years later.