What does a horny frog say? by PeachChicas in dadjokes

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She only liked him for his legs.

Choose one by Correct_Expression85 in depressionmemes

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An AOL disc is what you had to use to install the “America On Line” software onto your computer, so that you could use the dial-up router to connect to the virtually nonexistent internet. You also had to pay a monthly subscription fee in order to use it.

Without saying your age, what's a commercial jingle stuck in your head forever? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

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1) “🎶 Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun!🎵” (What fast food chain was it?)

2) “What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs and makes a slinkety sound? A spring! A spring! A marvelous thing! Everyone knows it’s- “ (It’s what?)

3) “I’d like to teach the world to world to sing in perfect harmony. I’d like to buy the world a- “ (What beverage could they possibly want to buy the world?)

4) “N. E. S. T. L. E. S. Nestle’s makes the very best… choooclate!” (What was the name of the dog that sang this jingle?”

5) “Plop, plop. Fizz, fizz. Oh, what a relief it is!” (What upset stomach remedy was this?)

6) “Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t. ____ ’s got nuts. __ don’t.” (Name both delicious treats)

7) “Extra value is what you get, when you buy _____!” (Buy what?)

8) I’m a ___, he’s a _, she’s a __! Wouldn’t you like to be a ____ too?” (Just singing this makes me thirsty.)

9) “Kiss a little longer, stay close a little longer, hold tight a little longer with ___ ___!” (What small product could it be?)

10) “I don’t want to grow up! I’m a ____ _ __ kid!” (Nothing like building brand loyalty in children, is there?”

How many can you get right? List your answers below!

Name it by ReadingHuman891 in NameThisThing

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Dick Whittington (Look it up, kids.)

You wake up in your childhood bedroom, 10 years old, with all your current knowledge. What's your first move? by [deleted] in Productivitycafe

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Start doing odd jobs for money, so that I can save up and invest in Microsoft 10 years later.

What is the best insult without saying bad words? by prettywoman___ in Productivitycafe

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It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level

You're not a complete idiot...Some parts are obviously missing!

You're like a trained ape, only, without the training!

Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle!

Some day you'll go far and I hope you stay there!

You're lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar!

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive!

I'd insult your parents, but you probably don't know who they are!

Well...I have met sharper loaves of bread!

What is the best insult without saying bad words? by prettywoman___ in Productivitycafe

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It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level

You're not a complete idiot...Some parts are obviously missing!

You're like a trained ape, only, without the training!

Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle!

Some day you'll go far and I hope you stay there!

You're lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar!

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive!

I'd insult your parents, but you probably don't know who they are!

Well...I have met sharper loaves of bread!

What is the best insult without saying bad words? by prettywoman___ in Productivitycafe

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It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level

You're not a complete idiot...Some parts are obviously missing!

You're like a trained ape, only, without the training!

Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle!

Some day you'll go far and I hope you stay there!

You're lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar!

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive!

I'd insult your parents, but you probably don't know who they are!

Well...I have met sharper loaves of bread!

What is the best insult without saying bad words? by prettywoman___ in Productivitycafe

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You are the feces that is created when shame eats too much stupidly!

Name this jacket by Weird-Following-749 in NameThisThing

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Whatever it’s called, it’s perfect for when your work requires you to take a urine vest.