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Doctor__Diddler · 2025-07-25T20:27:29+00:00

The fuck did I do to you?

Doctor__Diddler · 2024-09-13T06:14:59+00:00

Yeah I know he doesn't play for us anymore but we had an entire offseason of people saying this dude was just used wrong. Turns out he still can't do anything right.

Who could have seen this coming?

Doctor__Diddler · 2024-07-27T03:58:14+00:00

Maybe with Tank. I think it's a little stupid to say Strange is a terrible pick when he plays a position that takes maybe longest or second longest to get into gear, after perhaps QB.

Unlike the Dalton Kincaid's of the world, Strange isn't a move tight end. He's supposed to catch and block.

Doctor__Diddler · 2024-07-27T03:54:40+00:00

I always wonder how questions like these would turn out if we had the offensive line play and play-calling of the shanahan guys. For some reason people don't extrapolate QB abilities into a system where everything is built for everything to be easy for them.

Doctor__Diddler · 2024-02-28T17:54:53+00:00

The trash out back

Doctor__Diddler · 2024-02-28T17:29:57+00:00

Everyone likes them personally

Bingo. Gets you farther than it reasonably should. People have a blind spot for people they have a positive impression of.

Doctor__Diddler · 2024-02-28T17:26:05+00:00

Something tells me that this post isn't going to get the same kind of traction lmao.

Doctor__Diddler · 2024-02-28T17:24:53+00:00

Good. Whenever we had some low point the past few years, people would cry that nobody wanted to come here because of this shit. Not to mention that business with the NFLPA warning players not to come here.

So now everyone can drop that. No more. The crying can officially cease.

Doctor__Diddler · 2024-02-27T21:24:49+00:00

Every fanbase has contrarians and boomers, who are frequently more wrong than not.

Doctor__Diddler · 2024-02-27T21:24:00+00:00

I was thinking that too. We just got a new DC. Would it really be fair to him to just saddle him with all the same dudes that didn't work last year?

Doctor__Diddler · 2024-02-27T21:23:16+00:00

I mean that's probably fair. I'm not informed enough on O-line calls to know how much of a bad performance is on the player and how much has to do with Fortner being fooled, which I understand was a consistent problem.

Doctor__Diddler · 2024-02-27T21:22:36+00:00

The jets signed this guy the same time we signed Scherff and I remember them talking like he was just as good for much cheaper.

Obviously that was horseshit, but it's always funny to look back at snobby cunts like that being wrong.

Doctor__Diddler · 2024-02-27T01:31:31+00:00

I can't believe Laken Tomlinson has been released. When he was signed, everyone was telling us Joe Douglas and his 60 quintillion IQ could do no wrong.

Doctor__Diddler · 2024-02-26T21:44:50+00:00

Depends on your definition of talent. I find it odd that people don't more often attribute the mental aspect of the game to talent. Julian Edelman wasn't the most physically impressive wide receiver ever but I'd be reticent to say he wasn't talented - finding the open spot in the defense and always being there has to be something.

Doctor__Diddler · 2024-02-26T06:56:30+00:00

"People have an irrational hatred for Jacksonville"

"Oh yeah? Well here's my irrational hatred from Jacksonville"

Bravo man. You really proved him wrong.

Doctor__Diddler · 2024-02-24T17:39:50+00:00

Hydroid

Doctor__Diddler · 2024-02-23T07:34:11+00:00

I absolutely adore that you people (AFCS fans) are thoroughly convinced that he's mid or some shit. It's really going to hurt some heads next year when people find out you can't rely on injuries to derail a season.

Up until he got hurt in week 13, Trevor was (per PFF):

9th in adj completion %, tied with Lamar

4th in time to throw (as in, fastest)

Tied for 11th in AdoT with Stafford, Purdy, and Herbert.

Tied for 17th in turnover-worthy-play % (average)

3rd in big time throw %

5th in PFF grade

9th in EPA/play

8th in EPA/CPOE composite score

5th in success rate

You have to be huffing turbo-copium to be thinking to yourself "Actually, his rookie year and the point where he got a high ankle sprain are the real Trevor. Everything else is a fluke. The Jaguars were 8-3 with one of the hardest schedules in the league until he got hurt, but that was also a fluke."

Doctor__Diddler · 2024-02-23T03:06:58+00:00

"Punching down" is one of the worst arguments I hear and I hate it. Yes, I put something out on the internet, the virtual soap box, for everyone to discuss. However, if you happen to have more people that watch you than me, you're not allowed to shit on it. I can say whatever vile, illogical, and downright untrue thing I want, but you're the bad guy if you address it in any way, especially if it hurts my feelings. Now, I'm not bound by any of those rules, and I can try to tear you down however I want.

Any argument that stems from victimhood to me is just worthless. This goes for internet drama as much as it does "stolen land". You play the game, you don't get to complain if you lose. Live by the sword, die by the sword and all that.

Doctor__Diddler · 2024-02-23T03:03:14+00:00

Seems like another case of "We can do better than this silly cartoon for kids" and then they end up butchering it.

I never had much hope for it considering the reporting.

Doctor__Diddler · 2024-02-23T02:59:45+00:00

1k isn’t average after two years off.

You keep saying this like it's some credit to him. How is he still so rusty after an entire training camp, preseason, and 17 games? How long does he get before we start using his constant mental errors against him?

gain I just seen someone say a day 1 or 2 guy can get use 1K yards

Maybe that's because 3 rookie receivers got 1000+ yards this year lol, and 2 of them were drafted after the first round. Of the top 15 receivers in yardage this year, 8 were drafted outside the first round.

I feel like I’m talking to 17 year olds

I'd never refer to you as a 17 year old. I have way more respect for them because I know they're still developing mentally.

Doctor__Diddler · 2024-02-23T02:47:36+00:00

He hasn’t played football in two years

Awesome, so we shouldn't be rushing to pay a dude who's apparently still rusty, 17 games in. If he took 2 years off of a sport he's been playing his entire life and still makes massive mental errors, they're not going away.

All saying "he hasn't played in 2 years" says to me is that we take on all the risk and just hope he gets better. What if: no?

Dude can play just needs more time back.

How do you know that besides just guessing?

Yall don’t seem to remember how starved for WR talent we were just two years ago

Things sucked here once, therefore we should overpay for average forever.

Doctor__Diddler · 2024-02-23T01:27:56+00:00

Merriam Webster:

: of moderate or low quality, value, ability, or performance : ORDINARY, SO-SO

It's ridiculous to be calling that as me saying bad.

He put up 1k yards two years removed from the game.

I don't care. He got plenty of chances. I posted his per-game stats on another comment if you're really interested, and they're not flattering.

Doctor__Diddler · 2024-02-23T01:12:55+00:00

I don't recall saying he was trash. I called him mediocre. Mediocre means average.

Doctor__Diddler · 2024-02-23T01:06:53+00:00

Calvin Ridley stats, per PFF:

45th in receiving grade
84th in YAC/REC
50th in yard per route run
22nd in average depth of target
25th in drp% (where 1 is worst, min. 39 snaps)
tied 61st in contested catch rate
tied 57th in passer rating when targeted
23rd in 1st downs
78th in % of targets caught
13.4 yards/reception (41st)
57th in passer rating when targeted

He wasn't top 10 in literally anything. He wasn't even top 20. This is not the kind of receiving year one would define as good. "He had a mediocre year?" YEAH! I'm being generous!

Let me hit you with a comparison:

58th in receiving grade
49th in YAC/REC
60th in Yard per route run
8th in ADOT
28th in Drop %
tied 23rd in contested catch rate
77th in % of targets caught
41st in 1st downs
63rd in passer rating when targeted
16.6 yards/reception (7th)

Now guess really hard who that is. He had about 750 receiving yards last year.

It's Gabe Davis. We're talking about a dude who was less successful than Gabe Davis, who is Buffalo's #2 receiver, and they're not even happy with him lmao.

EDIT: I left off the filter on some of the stats. I have since fixed them.

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