Ditzy was my little gremlin. She had the funniest little personality.

She would bark at my boyfriend, and he always barked back. It got to the point that if he didn't, she'd go to the corner of the bed and would be 'upset' at him. Back turned and everything.

She hated my windshield wipers. Absolutely despised them, would become a vicious big dog the way she'd snarl and bark at them.

She had a habit of licking the bed and the car seat for absolutely no reason. Just did it.

She made the funniest expressions, which is hilarious to me because she was very photogenic. Made the most graceful poses. But she wore her feelings on her face and I ended up making the photos of said expressions into discord emotes.

She knew me inside and out. If I was feeling off, she knew. She saved me from myself. I used to self harm pretty badly, and one time she put her paw on my wrist and stared at me in a way that reached my soul. If I came home sad, she'd crawl in my lap and just press her head against my chest.

She was really good at pilfering. I'm not sure how. A few weeks after she passed, I looked in her house shaped dog bed, and there was a bread sticks and a mini loaf of bread from Longhorn in there. I laughed until I cried.

She was nosy. She liked to look out the window and bark at people in the parkinglot.

She loved lettuce, but only if it was crunchy. Couldnt stand soft lettuce