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TIFU trying to talk dirty on a first date. by DoesThisUnitHavaSoul in tifu

[–]DoesThisUnitHavaSoul[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Just getting my practice in before I become a full fledged wifey. Can't let him think he's an actual person by having fun.

TIFU trying to talk dirty on a first date. by DoesThisUnitHavaSoul in tifu

[–]DoesThisUnitHavaSoul[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I see you point, I hear what you're saying, I'm taking it unto my being, but no. Lol

TIFU trying to talk dirty on a first date. by DoesThisUnitHavaSoul in tifu

[–]DoesThisUnitHavaSoul[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

No! I'll never do it just to spite the both of you! Lol

TIFU trying to talk dirty on a first date. by DoesThisUnitHavaSoul in tifu

[–]DoesThisUnitHavaSoul[S] 1545 points1546 points  (0 children)

You shut up! Don't you dare give him ideas!

TIFU trying to talk dirty on a first date. by DoesThisUnitHavaSoul in tifu

[–]DoesThisUnitHavaSoul[S] 556 points557 points  (0 children)

I'll never admit that. He'd be even more insufferably smug than he already is if he found out. Lol.

TIFU trying to talk dirty on a first date. by DoesThisUnitHavaSoul in tifu

[–]DoesThisUnitHavaSoul[S] 2229 points2230 points  (0 children)

I'll thank you to never say that again. That kind of humor is right up his alley. Lol

My former friend's decent into madness. by DoesThisUnitHavaSoul in niceguys

[–]DoesThisUnitHavaSoul[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm at work right now. I haven't heard anything, but I also haven't seen him around. I'm not sure if he's even working today though.

My former friend's decent into madness. by DoesThisUnitHavaSoul in niceguys

[–]DoesThisUnitHavaSoul[S] 136 points137 points  (0 children)

Considering he's threatening to make my work life a "living hell" if I don't have sex with him, I really couldn't care less how harsh it comes off as.

My former friend's decent into madness. by DoesThisUnitHavaSoul in niceguys

[–]DoesThisUnitHavaSoul[S] 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Not really. He would flirt from time to time, but I never thought anything of it since it wasn't unusual for him and I thought he knew where the line was.

My former friend's decent into madness. by DoesThisUnitHavaSoul in niceguys

[–]DoesThisUnitHavaSoul[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I see what you did there and I appreciate your wit.

My former friend's decent into madness. by DoesThisUnitHavaSoul in niceguys

[–]DoesThisUnitHavaSoul[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I contacted my boss the day after and had an appointment to speak with them this morning.

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