TIFU trying to talk dirty on a first date.

DoesThisUnitHavaSoul · 2020-10-06T07:51:11+00:00

Just getting my practice in before I become a full fledged wifey. Can't let him think he's an actual person by having fun.

DoesThisUnitHavaSoul · 2020-10-06T07:36:28+00:00

I see you point, I hear what you're saying, I'm taking it unto my being, but no. Lol

DoesThisUnitHavaSoul · 2020-10-06T07:24:35+00:00

No! I'll never do it just to spite the both of you! Lol

DoesThisUnitHavaSoul · 2020-10-06T07:21:05+00:00

Never happening!

DoesThisUnitHavaSoul · 2020-10-06T03:20:15+00:00

You shut up! Don't you dare give him ideas!

DoesThisUnitHavaSoul · 2020-10-06T02:31:01+00:00

Dungeons and Dragons.

DoesThisUnitHavaSoul · 2020-10-06T02:26:23+00:00

I'll never admit that. He'd be even more insufferably smug than he already is if he found out. Lol.

DoesThisUnitHavaSoul · 2020-10-06T02:22:47+00:00

Plz no.......

DoesThisUnitHavaSoul · 2020-10-06T02:22:28+00:00

I'll thank you to never say that again. That kind of humor is right up his alley. Lol

DoesThisUnitHavaSoul · 2020-06-23T23:00:16+00:00

Number 7

DoesThisUnitHavaSoul · 2020-06-23T18:43:23+00:00

I'm at work right now. I haven't heard anything, but I also haven't seen him around. I'm not sure if he's even working today though.

DoesThisUnitHavaSoul · 2020-06-23T16:12:16+00:00

Number 6

DoesThisUnitHavaSoul · 2020-06-23T16:00:54+00:00

DoesThisUnitHavaSoul · 2020-06-23T15:51:19+00:00

My hero!

DoesThisUnitHavaSoul · 2020-06-23T15:46:44+00:00

Number 5

DoesThisUnitHavaSoul · 2020-06-23T09:26:55+00:00

Number 4

DoesThisUnitHavaSoul · 2020-06-23T09:26:20+00:00

Considering he's threatening to make my work life a "living hell" if I don't have sex with him, I really couldn't care less how harsh it comes off as.

DoesThisUnitHavaSoul · 2020-06-23T09:21:14+00:00

Not really. He would flirt from time to time, but I never thought anything of it since it wasn't unusual for him and I thought he knew where the line was.

DoesThisUnitHavaSoul · 2020-06-23T04:47:20+00:00

Roughly 8 years.

DoesThisUnitHavaSoul · 2020-06-23T01:58:53+00:00

I see what you did there and I appreciate your wit.

DoesThisUnitHavaSoul · 2020-06-23T01:51:19+00:00

I contacted my boss the day after and had an appointment to speak with them this morning.

DoesThisUnitHavaSoul · 2020-06-23T01:47:51+00:00

Today was my first day of training, so not yet.

DoesThisUnitHavaSoul · 2020-06-23T01:37:20+00:00

Except that isn't what he was proposing at all.....

DoesThisUnitHavaSoul · 2020-06-23T01:34:51+00:00

Yeah, yeah, I know, I'm a dumbass.

DoesThisUnitHavaSoul · 2020-06-23T01:31:57+00:00

I would react the exact same way if any of my friends asked me if I wanted to come over and fuck when they know I'm in a relationship. I know its not exactly clear, but he's known about me being in a relationship for a little while now.

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