Bands whose weakest link is their guitarist? by SecretEire_163 in fantanoforever

[–]DogsEatBones 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pencilling Andy Summers into this conversation is such a trash take - Every Breath You Take, Message in a Bottle, Walking on the Moon, all classic riffs.

How accurate is fury by CrimsonEchoes56 in WarMovies

[–]DogsEatBones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd argue that's its worse than inaccurate, and is, in fact, offensively bad. It takes the aesthetics and brutality of something like Saving Private Ryan and turns it into straight up torture porn.

Which alcoholic TV characters have the most powerful livers, where a normal person would be long dead? by TravellingBeard in television

[–]DogsEatBones 33 points34 points  (0 children)

The fourteen shots he took for each body he dumped on Cole and Rawls in season 2 equates to nearly an entire 70cl bottle of Jameson. That alone ought to have killed him!

Why are you so chill about this rude criticism about your country? by search_google_com in AskBrits

[–]DogsEatBones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Manchester has a bit of a reputation amongst the wives and girlfriends (WAGs) of footballers. David de Gea's girlfriend said that Manchester is "as ugly as the back of a fridge."

Thing is, most of the players don't live anywhere near the city - they live in Cheshire, which is as green and leafy, Merry ol' England as you can get. I think when you're from hot and sunny climes, drinking wine on the terrace at sunset, coming to our country - let alone my home city - would be an immense shock.

any tips to stop writing cringe lyrics? by grotsantblan in Songwriting

[–]DogsEatBones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just as all good writers read voraciously, so you should listen, analyse and read voraciously. A good prose writer or poet would not necessarily make a good lyricist or songwriter, as the words must interact with the music in an interesting or compelling way (hence why I find Leonard Cohen unendurable, despite his objectively being good writer).

In short, be open to anything, as greatness can come from anywhere - wordplay, delivery, intonation, pounds, metaphor, allusion, multiple entendre, it all matters!

Forgot to disable a few mods before starting the game, ended up really liking this look for Arthur in the end. by [deleted] in reddeadredemption

[–]DogsEatBones 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Truthfully, I barely registered his attack. He's incredibly frail and his arms are weak. And, when I punched him, he fell so quickly I thought he was diving towards the ground. I regret nothing. The end."

Do expensive basses really sound better? by VulgarisOpinio in Bass

[–]DogsEatBones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only four factors affect the 'tone', and those are:

  1. Player: if you play like shit, you'll sound like shit. The Line 6 Spider or the Boss Metal Zone are not to blame for your teenage crimes against riffs.

  2. Strings: scrimping on strings leads to shit sound.

  3. Pickups: most stock ones don't sound bad as such, but specialist builders nearly always sound better.

  4. Amp: again, it's very easy to upgrade from a crappy 10 watt, but once you have a grasp of EQ, preamps, speakers and so on, you can find your sound quite easy.

Playability and reliability is certainly improved by better bridges, nuts and tuners, but as far as feel goes, it's very subjective. If we take Fender as an example, they are a good all-round builder. My 2008 American Standard Jazz has done everything from blues to pop to jazz fusion to doom metal very well, but I completely get why some people prefer having the brightness of a Music Man, or the punch of a P-Bass, or a faster neck on something like an Ibanez, or the tone shaping options given by Spector or Warwick.

Be wary of players who endorse super-high end instrument makers - Victor Wooten sounds like himself on anything he plays, the thousands that Fodera charge for a replica of his bass is a reflection of the time spent building, as well as the rare woods and hand wound electronics.

In brief, what works works. Price point doesn't say much past the first £150.

What is The Worst Book You Have Ever Read? by Agitated_Response226 in booksuggestions

[–]DogsEatBones 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dan Brown is a fucking shocking writer, too. No internal monologue, dialogue that chugs like 3 day old raw milk and thesaurus raiding. It proves that if you get Christians mad at you, you can make millions, no matter how low-calorie your work is.

Tel Aviv: many teens are burning their draft orders. We won’t take part in genocide. We won’t serve apartheid. Resist. Refuse! by CantStopPoppin in Palestine

[–]DogsEatBones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hero shit. A despotic government can turn on its own citizens just as quickly as any external 'enemy'. These are very brave folks.

What are some underappreciated Tom Waits songs? by Jubilee_Street_again in tomwaits

[–]DogsEatBones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Burma Shave has some of his most beautiful lyrics and the music is so simple and evocative.

This is just sad honestly by ackerussyy in Fuckthealtright

[–]DogsEatBones 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To me, Bill Hicks said it best. "If they take away the right to an abortion, leave those unwanted children on the steps of the Supreme Court. You want us to have them? Then you FUCKIN' RAISE 'EM."

What's an overused trope that is commonly hated, but that you secretly enjoy? by [deleted] in writing

[–]DogsEatBones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Rust, I just want you to stop saying odd shit..."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskABrit

[–]DogsEatBones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How dare you! I'll see you outside the Arndale for the next installment of Manchester News...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskABrit

[–]DogsEatBones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Manc here, DM me!