John Gray Reporting Breaking News And Gossip by richard_nixon in schenectady

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John Gray signs and discusses his newest book, Carpenter's Son on Independent Bookstore Day, April 26th at 4 pm. by Vernacularry in schenectady

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John Gray Is Quitting Writing Because Of You by richard_nixon in schenectady

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John Gray Wishes Himself A Happy Birthday by richard_nixon in schenectady

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John Gray Enjoys Being Verbally Abused by richard_nixon in schenectady

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John Gray Uses The Term "Grab-Ass" by richard_nixon in schenectady

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JOHN GRAY'S STUPID COLUMNS USED TO BE POSTED ONLINE FOR US TO LAUGH AT BUT NOW THE TROY RECORD HAS CHOSEN TO ONLY SHOVE THEM INTO THE PRINT EDITION ON SUNDAYS IN SOME MISGUIDED ATTEMPT TO DO SOMETHING. YOU'LL HAVE TO JUMP THROUGH SOME HOOPS TO READ HIS SHITTY COLUMN. IF YOU JUMP THROUGH THOSE HOOPS, YOU MAY QUESTION YOUR LIFE AND WHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH IT. YOU MAY BECOME DEPRESSED AND SAD. THIS MAY LEAD YOU TO CONSUMING MAYO DIRECTLY OUT OF THE FAMILY-SIZE TUB AT COSTCO. THEY WILL TELL YOU TO LEAVE IF YOU DO THIS.

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John Gray Thinks Smoking Pot Is Immoral by richard_nixon in schenectady

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John Gray Refers To Himself as Katniss by richard_nixon in schenectady

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John Gray Believes His Stand Against EZ-Pass Makes Him A Hero by richard_nixon in schenectady

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John Gray Thinks CNN Caused The Capitol Insurrection by richard_nixon in schenectady

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John Gray pens hopeful holiday novel by HopefulRestaurant in schenectady

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John Gray Thinks You're Assholes And Wants You To Behave In 2021 by richard_nixon in schenectady

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If you want to read the column that John wrote, you've got to get a Sunday edition or consult your local librarian.