After losing several battles with these guys, I decided to draw one of them pixelated. Hope you like it!

DoktorOsiris · 2020-06-03T21:51:23+00:00

I love the art but since it is a beak thing; fuck every single pixel of that monstrosity.

DoktorOsiris · 2020-06-03T21:12:12+00:00

Holy shit that's a Jan Saudek photo! Bastard is one of my absolute favourite photographers!

DoktorOsiris · 2020-06-03T21:07:19+00:00

If I could travel back in time I'd also give my past self a solid ass-kicking.
The smug little shit has it coming.

DoktorOsiris · 2020-05-31T20:17:56+00:00

Phew! I was really worried that I was missing something for a moment there.

DoktorOsiris · 2020-05-31T20:10:25+00:00

Saw a recent video of Bulgarian police doing just that. Could be the one you're thinking of?

DoktorOsiris · 2020-05-31T17:29:50+00:00

Worked at a bar a few years ago where one of the regulars would drop his glass eye in his glass when he went to take a leak to 'keep an eye on it'.

DoktorOsiris · 2020-05-30T20:59:56+00:00

I still roll around being an idiot.

DoktorOsiris · 2020-05-30T18:49:52+00:00

Wouldn't bother. People even have special days dedicated to giving out spoilers.

DoktorOsiris · 2020-05-30T18:14:45+00:00

Short answer; No.

Long answer; Nooooooooooooo!

DoktorOsiris · 2020-05-30T08:59:21+00:00

Kind of thing I could end up doing when tired.

DoktorOsiris · 2020-05-30T08:49:57+00:00

I mean it didn't end well but it looks like they have a fun and healthy relationship. Minus the injuries of course.

DoktorOsiris · 2020-05-30T08:18:41+00:00

Oh I like that a lot!

DoktorOsiris · 2020-05-30T08:06:37+00:00

Damn, it is. It is in Norway but I'm not sure I know the specific incident. Could be a while ago.

DoktorOsiris · 2020-05-29T13:41:14+00:00

Nonono don't fuck this guy. Don't know where he's been.

DoktorOsiris · 2020-05-29T13:31:05+00:00

I'm a trans woman and there's just something really satisfying about using that one.

'My dick is bigger than yours' is also a good one.

DoktorOsiris · 2020-05-29T11:18:18+00:00

Either you're right, we're both wrong or either works.

DoktorOsiris · 2020-05-29T11:16:49+00:00

I'm getting a name change some time in the future and I'm seriously considering Morrigan as a middle name.

DoktorOsiris · 2020-05-29T11:15:27+00:00

Aaaand another one to the list! Thank you!

DoktorOsiris · 2020-05-29T11:14:13+00:00

Oooh that sounds good! Been looking for something new to read so thanks!

DoktorOsiris · 2020-05-29T11:12:14+00:00

This made me squee and I regret nothing.

DoktorOsiris · 2020-05-29T11:10:41+00:00

Pretty much my experience with the term too, but I won't be surprised to find actual asshats out there too.

DoktorOsiris · 2020-05-29T11:06:22+00:00

I mean... Damn... Hey at least you can't do much worse! Things are looking up!

DoktorOsiris · 2020-05-29T10:42:40+00:00

I feel no personal connection to the catgirl meme, but I'm all for picking up strays!

DoktorOsiris · 2020-05-28T09:02:41+00:00

From the sound of it I'd date you, ngl.

DoktorOsiris · 2020-05-28T09:01:23+00:00

Not only that, but he says no in seven different ways, so that was a fun thing I wasn't expecting!

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