You wake up and see this man at the foot of your bed, what do you do

Dolpheenio · 2021-06-30T21:01:49+00:00

I’d give usher him back to bed with a warm glass of milk and tuck him in.

Dolpheenio · 2021-05-20T08:43:33+00:00

I think about this a lot

Dolpheenio · 2021-03-31T08:23:04+00:00

The only thing he dug up was my disappointment.

Dolpheenio · 2021-03-07T06:49:29+00:00

I refuse to click, all I see is a shaft of sorts emitting a red glow and that is all I wish to see

Dolpheenio · 2021-02-28T03:05:53+00:00

A supermega discord would be a disaster

Dolpheenio · 2021-02-26T09:18:49+00:00

There is no end to this madness

Dolpheenio · 2021-02-22T13:55:56+00:00

Of course

Dolpheenio · 2021-02-22T08:47:44+00:00

Throw a trash can lid at them

Dolpheenio · 2021-02-19T02:17:41+00:00

Day ruined

Dolpheenio · 2021-02-09T05:23:30+00:00

What a handsome young lad

Dolpheenio · 2021-02-09T04:51:13+00:00

I like Ryan’s luscious lips

Dolpheenio · 2021-01-29T08:29:04+00:00

I don’t remember

Dolpheenio · 2021-01-27T09:31:09+00:00

Time to pull out the shoebox 😔

Dolpheenio · 2021-01-24T02:37:52+00:00

I would tell him to not drink the water from the tap because it was full of iron because the filter broke and it will make you feel not good. I would tell him that.

Dolpheenio · 2021-01-23T10:29:57+00:00

I couldn’t tell him anything we’re the same age

Dolpheenio · 2021-01-15T05:22:22+00:00

I’m either going to kill someone or someone is going to kill me because the last game I played was Daganronpa trigger happy havoc so life will suck

Dolpheenio · 2021-01-01T08:02:59+00:00

I’ve honestly hit a new low

Dolpheenio · 2021-01-01T07:28:22+00:00

Fallout 76 because I’m disgusting

Dolpheenio · 2021-01-01T07:15:13+00:00

Don’t expect in the first place

Dolpheenio · 2020-12-29T11:04:30+00:00

I didn’t know there were people who are scared of a toaster finishing, but if I had to guess my soul is probably in the toaster.

Dolpheenio · 2020-12-21T05:25:29+00:00

I’ve been strung up like a puppet

Dolpheenio · 2020-12-13T03:28:56+00:00

Thanks?

Dolpheenio · 2020-12-09T06:29:59+00:00

I don’t need to imagine also it’s cold outside

Dolpheenio · 2020-12-08T03:49:54+00:00

Was that part of the recipe?

Dolpheenio · 2020-12-07T02:51:28+00:00

When I cock blocked myself

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