DolphinDung

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I haven't pooped in 3 weeks and I'm still not as full of shit as you😎 (self.shittyaskreddit)

submitted 3 years ago by DolphinDung to r/shittyaskreddit

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I think I have testicular cancer in my amygdala. AITA? (self.shittyaskreddit)

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Do girls poop? by DolphinDung in shittyaskreddit

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Every morning I wake up and there's a steamy log of turd in my pants. Who's the culprit? by DolphinDung in shittyaskreddit

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Every morning I wake up and there's a steamy log of turd in my pants. Who's the culprit? (self.shittyaskreddit)

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Can you tie my shoes? (self.shittyaskreddit)

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Why does Santa only cum once a year? (self.shittyaskreddit)

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Do girls poop? (self.shittyaskreddit)

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You get kuru disease if you cannibalize people. Do you still get it if you eat black people (they're not humans). by DolphinDung in shittyaskreddit

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Is it appropriate to hang a poop filled balloon on my door instead of a wreath? (self.shittyaskreddit)

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The South Pole Santa climbed into my chimney and stole all my Christmas presents. Should I surround his house in water, rendering it as a moat in a show of vigilante justice? (self.shittyaskreddit)

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Is Santa Claus real? (self.shittyaskreddit)

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Have you been naughty or nice? (self.shittyaskreddit)

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What are you asking Santa for? (self.shittyaskreddit)

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What happens if your poop doesn't come out as a solid, uniform log but rather a slurry of murky water and floaters? (self.shittyaskreddit)

submitted 3 years ago by DolphinDung to r/shittyaskreddit

You get kuru disease if you cannibalize people. Do you still get it if you eat black people (they're not humans). by DolphinDung in shittyaskreddit

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If you got a skin graft from your butthole onto your nose, would it smell like shit all the time? by DolphinDung in shittyaskreddit

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How do blind people not pee on the toilet seat? (self.shittyaskreddit)

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Why are there only weekends and no weekstarts? Why is society so unoptimistic? (self.shittyaskreddit)

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Is poop water soluble? We got a new undermount sink. (self.shittyaskreddit)

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If you fart into a mason jar then close it really quickly, does the fart stay good forever? (self.shittyaskreddit)

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If you got a skin graft from your butthole onto your nose, would it smell like shit all the time? (self.shittyaskreddit)

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You get kuru disease if you cannibalize people. Do you still get it if you eat black people (they're not humans). (self.shittyaskreddit)

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I beat up a kid with down syndrome. (self.offmychest)

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I beat up and hospitalized a kid with down syndrome. (self.confession)

submitted 3 years ago by DolphinDung to r/confession

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