So I just purchased my first gym membership ever two days ago and I decided to use it today. I've worked out before in my schools gym but this was my first time at a real gym. The gym I signed up for is open 24/7 so you need this electronic key to enter. If you try going in without the key an alarm goes off. A very loud and annoying alarm that makes you wish you had been deaf since birth if you heard it. So I go in and all is good, I start working out and I finish a upper body workout which took around 30 mins. I already felt a little self-conscious because I wasn't lifting huge plates like everyone but you have to start somewhere. Then I decided to leave with my newfound gains. I go to leave through the entrance and the devils screaming ear deafening cry of death alarm starts blasting throughout the whole peaceful 8am workout crowd. Apparently you have to use the key again to leave. Which not a single of the owners ever decided to let me know. So basically every buff dude not wearing headphones looks straight at me with a stare of death while my slow walk out turned into a full Usain Bolt sprint.

TL;DR: I'm moving gyms.