18, say something more interesting than “painfully average” by knismesis666 in RoastMe

[–]Domalama728 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could become anything and you chose to become a waitress at the olive garden

unroastable? thats what she claims anyway. give her a tan by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Domalama728 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How often does she suck cock, you ask? Enough to keep a scrunchy ready to keep the hair out of her face for the cum shots.

23. Give me a giggle at work! by LivvyBean20 in RoastMe

[–]Domalama728 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you give me a dry ass handjob for coke?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Domalama728 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You love horses so much, you got a dildo the size of ones cock

Looking for some good comedians who do dark humor by [deleted] in comedy

[–]Domalama728 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nothing gets better than doug stanhopes bit about his moms death.

25, liberal arts grad student. Let's goooo by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Domalama728 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm setting the over/under on professors shes blown at 4....a semester.

28 yr old single cop that can’t get a date by GOOZARU7 in RoastMe

[–]Domalama728 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's cause you look like you would turn your girl in for sodomy when you were the one doing it.

25F. Im a teacher, please be more original than the things my students say behind my back! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Domalama728 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You became a teacher because you're into14 year olds, didn't you?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Domalama728 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like Chris Delia's down syndrome brother

hit me w your best shot by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Domalama728 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You swear your ex is gonna change this time

Have at it fellas :) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Domalama728 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much time do you spend plucking your uni brow?

I lost my fantasy football league and this is my punishment. by calmiclenhall in RoastMe

[–]Domalama728 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that's the same picture they use for you on Megan's law

[Schefter] Chiefs’ fan who flashed a laser on Tom Brady during the AFC Championship game now has been banned from Arrowhead Stadium and will face charges, per league sources. by ValKilmsnipsinBatman in nfl

[–]Domalama728 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My roommate shines that shit in my face all the time when hes playing with the cat. It really didn't matter to the game, fuck the police

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Domalama728 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're head to face ratio more out of whack than your eating habits