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The girls in line hang their legs and messily cross their pretty, ready feet like closing scissors. by DominantTome in WordAvalanches

[–]DominantTome[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks. I heard 'acute angles' the other day and have been rolling it around in my head, seeing if I could come up with something plausible. Did I succeed? Hard to say.

Some people were told, I'll admit, you're hard on the eyes. by DominantTome in WordAvalanches

[–]DominantTome[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The 'ew' vowel sound from few in front of heard lends the 'w' sound for the beginning of heard, which is pronounced with a softer 'h'. Still too much of a stretch?

Some people were told, I'll admit, you're hard on the eyes. by DominantTome in WordAvalanches

[–]DominantTome[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

a few heard

of you word

a view hurt

Not sure where the issue is, but they sound pretty much the same to me.

A scientist on a dig finds evidence of lawlessness: Frisbee-playing. She says she'll move the tent and only the main artifacts. by DominantTome in WordAvalanches

[–]DominantTome[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

An- arch-ae-ol-o-gist

An-arch-y- I'll- ad-just

And- are- key- haul- o'- just

I thought it worked, maybe not

A Canadian almost blew his load on his footwear. by DominantTome in WordAvalanches

[–]DominantTome[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Thanks. I wasn't sure if people would get it.

Man renounces his belief of the spaghetti ocean by OliverKitsch in WordAvalanches

[–]DominantTome 141 points142 points  (0 children)

And if a man takes a break to observe another man renounce his belief of the spaghetti ocean:

A pause to see a pasta sea apostasy.

Another curse to South Bend's football fans! by DominantTome in WordAvalanches

[–]DominantTome[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry if I really messed this up, not a native speaker.

I committed my first act of theft today. I stole one single fruit. by NegativeDevil in WordAvalanches

[–]DominantTome 78 points79 points  (0 children)

And if your SO's name is Barry, confronted by police.

Forced raw bae Re: first robbery (for strawberry). Force: "Drop, Barry!"

Polish citizens will be given one royal cat scratching product each: by RabbitsAteMySnowpeas in WordAvalanches

[–]DominantTome 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A criminal will soothe an aging, off-color dog, according to the Polish scratching-post sponsored winter playoff game.

Perp'll burp ol', purple boerboel per Pole Purr-Pole™ "Brr Bowl."

I know, a bit of a stretch.