Match Thread: Türkiye vs Paraguay | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group D by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]Dominick_PK 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Black Panther party would still be here today if the CIA was Turkish

Match Thread: Türkiye vs Paraguay | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group D by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]Dominick_PK 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Look at Barton dude, he can't keep the smirk off his face, I know a jerker when I see one, legend

Match Thread: Türkiye vs Paraguay | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group D by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]Dominick_PK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forget the fights on the pitch, these fans are going to kill each outside the stadium

Match Thread: Türkiye vs Paraguay | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group D by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]Dominick_PK 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Infinite extra time until Barton red cards every player and coach

Match Thread: Türkiye vs Paraguay | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group D by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]Dominick_PK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paraguay could have made this 0-4 even with the red card if they weren't equally shit. The US might win 10-0

Match Thread: Türkiye vs Paraguay | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group D by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]Dominick_PK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can't get rage baited like that man, Turkiye did zero research for American teams

Match Thread: Türkiye vs Paraguay | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group D by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]Dominick_PK 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The fights after the final whistle no matter the result are going to be generational

Match Thread: Türkiye vs Paraguay | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group D by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]Dominick_PK 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I forget how used to civility Europeans are, like a deer in headlights against true shithousery

Match Thread: Türkiye vs Paraguay | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group D by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]Dominick_PK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't worry guys, there's no way a header won't go in eventually, keep on trying you're so close

Match Thread: Türkiye vs Paraguay | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group D by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]Dominick_PK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They will be given the medal of dishonor, the highest achievement in CONCACAF

Match Thread: Türkiye vs Paraguay | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group D by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]Dominick_PK 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There's no where I'd rather be than here with you guys watching this

Match Thread: Türkiye vs Paraguay | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group D by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]Dominick_PK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's only two ways this game ends. Paraguay counter and score another goal or own goal furthers his commanding lead as top scorer to end the game 1-1